/lit/ - Literature

>>15214787
I laughed at 'das kapital was satire'

>>15214787
>Illiterate Socrates
Is that one so much of a stretch?

>>15214799
>only made it halfway through the meme
True to form, /lit/.

>>15214802
>Is that one so much of a stretch?
>implying Gay Borges is a stretch

>>15214787
>toni morrison isn't black
>principia mathematica was satire
>captain ahab was a furry
Props OP, this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen on this board

>>15214803
I read the whole meme, I just only laughed at that part you fuck

>>15214820
>>toni morrison isn't black
in the blackest part of the image

>>15214787
>Dante couldn’t speak Italian
This one is completely true though

>>15214872
>this one

>>15214787
Why didn't you include "hamlet is gay"

>>15214811
Yeah this right here is true. Borges was definitely gay

>>15214803
>3/9=1/2
VERY true to form

>>15214966
its too high up

>>15215119
based

>>15214787
>Abe Lincoln was murdered by Whitman.
kek

>>15214787
>Steinbeck ghost-wrote To Kill a Mockingbird
That's a funny name For Truman Capote...

Pynchon here. But where is "here"???

>>15215106
I rounded up

>>15214787
>Ted Kaczynski invented ted talks.
Kek, someone post the meme

>>15215351
not original just answering a request

>>15215373

>>15214802
Where even is that?

>>15215467
Ah never mind i found it

>>15214856

>>15214787
>History has ended 3 different times
name them

>>15215520
>collapse of the Roman empire
>French revolution
>COVID-19

>>15215698
COVID-19 is clearly a post-post-post-post-historical event. history ended for the third time with 9/11.

>>15215738
9/11 was merely the dress rehearsal for the revolut- er I mean 3rd end of history

Renaissance was a mistake indeed

yeah OP you’re soooooo funny and ill bump your thread for old times sake. see you next time you have something to say you know you cant share with anyone else you know bc im the only person in your life whos been able to engage you as a whole individual

>>15214802
One of Plato's dialogues has Socrates writing poems

>>15214787
this was nice

>>15214787
>murder of the author
explain

>Buddha plagiarised Schopenhauer
>Nietzsche isn’t dead
>Mein Kampf was written in 1954 by an American Jew
>Shakespeare was French
>Harry Potter is non-fiction
>Albert Camus as bio-terrorist
>Plato didn’t exist
>Herodotus was historically accurate
>Bible wrote itself

>>15214811
>implying Gay Borges is a stretch
Hot wife was definitely a trap beard

>>15214802
>Illiterate Socrates
Also gay. All of his children with Xanthippe were by other men.

>>15217507
Every authored book is radically altered from its final form submitted by the author except in his home town. Copyright laws have only just become enforceable enough to accomplish this in the past century.

>>15217902
>Pessoa is Charlie Chaplin
>Burroughs' wife shot herself; he took the blame to clear her name as an otherwise bad conscience Catholic

>>15216776
>not 1937-2019

>>15217902
>Engels was Nietzsche
>The Platonic Dialogues were written by avians
>Kondo is an AI

>>15218345
>Engels was Nietzsche
Engels was Stirner but unironically.

>80% of Books in Project Gutenberg were uploaded by indie writers
>Faust is the first feminist play
>Pynchon predicted Elvis' Death, 9/11 and Internet Porn
>Humbert Humbert was a real friend of Nabokov
>Hunter Thompson killed himself in February 30
>The Bible is postmodernist
>The novelization comes first
>30% of all translations are made by the same man
>Proust's book about writing
>Soldiers ensue hijinks and war crimes for writing material
>Dostoevsky is actually a good writer

>>15218345
>Engels was Nietzsche
that actually makes sense

kek’d hard at the DsO lyrics written by bacon, well done

>>15218345
>althusser was faking his mental illness
>marx invented stirner as controlled opposition

>>15218410
>ebooks are a psy-op

>>15216776
he will be missed!

>Kant is a clockwork automaton that is only dead because people stopped winding him up
>P-zombification is real and contagious, Dennett is the most notable super-spreader
>Deleuze wrote the original animorphs novel
>Bionicle mythology is the only real history of the world

>>15214787
It's only missing
>Max Stirner was Engels' pseudonym

>>15220043
kek

>all paintings of descartes are self-portraits

>>15216766
I laughed

>>15219347
>Deleuze was Althusser's second personality
>Foucault was straight and only into sex for the sole purpose of procreation

>>15214787
>quixote written by bacon
I thought this was common knowledge

>all true philosophical insights have come from doing shrooms
>Plotinus and the Athenian-Cambodian philosophy coverup (do not google)
>Hegel is the reincarnation of Heraclitus who was also Jesus
>Logos II
>Nietzsche was trans

>literature predates the greeks

>>15221012
Of course it does.
>explore the egyptians

>Adorno was 6'8
>Joan Vollmer was shot by Allen Ginsberg
>Foucault wore a bald cap
>Photos and paintings we think of as portraying Karl Marx are actually of Friedrich Engels and vice versa

>>15221662
>Deleuze was Guattari
>Guattari was Lacan shitposting

>>15215284
to the nearest half?

>pynchon died after writing gravity's rainbow and all of his novels other than the first three were written by dfw

>Kant's Critique of Pure Reason was satire

>everything ever written was satire
>Shakespeare's plays are actually lost plays of Euripides
>All of Nietzche's works were written by his sister
>Hitler's Drittes Buch
>/lit/ was created by the government to select books to be banned
>library of Alexandria still exist

>>15221914
by adding 1 to the bottom of 1/3

>>15222494
whoops I meant subtracting

>Zizek is actually an AI built by the CIA to make Stalinism in the west cool again, except he started malfunctioning due to the incompatibility of Hegel and Lacan and so now they just wheel him out at leftist events and birthday parties to make confused and repetitive pop culture gags

hottake: olivia's a bitch

>Achilles and Paris were actually lovers

>>15217902
>>Herodotus was historically accurate
He was.

>>15214787
Horrific
10/10

>>15222686
Yeah, but she's my bitch ;)

>>15214787
Add the Irish spook discord posting Finnegans Wake to the bottom

>>15223808
I thought about doing something with finnegans wake and the best I could come up with was something like "finnegans wake is a maori self-help manual fed into google translate"

>Libraries are empty when you're not in them

>>15214787
Ok, some of these are pretty funny. Saved

>>15221662
>Foucault wore a bald cap

>>15220994
I'd rephrase it

>Nietzsche had gender disphoria

>>15214787
not funny
didn't laugh

>>15220043
10/10 post

>Peterson is brain dead but wanted to die, his daughter ignored his express wish to cut off life support if the surgery failed

>every time they digitize a document, archivists arbitrarily remove one or two pages without telling us

guys stop sucking OP's dick we dont want him getting cocky

>>15214787
"Principia mathematica was satire"

lmao

>>15214787
>Marx was an anarcho-capitalist

>marx was nazbol
>dante was divinely inspired
>lolita is a memoir
>decline of the west is satire
>de beauvoir was a tranny

>>15228974
>stop sucking his dick
>so he doesn't get cocky
cheeky cunt

>>15229144
>lolita is an instruction manual

>>15230120
i unironically think a lot about how i could feasibly pull off a cross-country road trip with a loli

>>15214787

>>15230198
jesus christ it's so true

> the quran was really written by guenon (pbuh)

>helens kidnapped was an inside job

>>15230120
do lolis like money? can i just buy a loli? she has to be white

>>15231016
Children have a very poor concept of money. Why do you think pedo's use candy and toys and not bank checks and promise of a good credit score?

>>15220043
>Bionicle mythology is the only real history of the world
This unironically. It is the only metaphysics that make sense. and explains most earth theories, flat, hexagonal, layered, all of them.

>>15226668
Eh, want to say semi cringe. Some is decent, but you portray it like sternerites aren't as equally cringy as neitzchoids, just posting "spook" everywhere thinking they're funny.

>>15226681
RUDEPOSTER GET OUT!!!
PLEASE!!!!

>>15230141
that's fucking weird bro

>>15231036
Lolita was 12, thats plenty old enough to like money more than candy
>>15231304
yeah kinda

>>15231356
Not really. What's a kid going to do with money? What expenses do they have to pay? What luxuries do they wish to indulge in? Children are far more short term thinkers. Sure they see how money is valuable, but not to level of adults or even teenagers

>>15231398
Have you read Lolita? Humbert bought her all kinds of shit, real expensive shit

>>15231408
>fictional character proves my point
Shut up. You clearly have no idea what kids are like outside of your pornographic fantasies you dented headed candle starer.

>>15231429
You fucking buffoon, do you not remember wanting money when you were 12? You didn't want a new game console? You didn't ask Santa for shit for Christmas?

>>15231442
Of course I wanted money, so I could buy video games and other kid shit because I'm a kid with a tenuous grasp on the value of money. So you're pedo question of whether you should lure children with money is retarded because you just proved that other things are higher on the value list to children. But keep being a retard i guess.

>>15231479
>Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

>>15231442
>You didn't want a new game console?
I do, and I did not have the discipline of setting aside money.
>You didn't ask Santa for shit for Christmas?
This is not a conscious decision to invest in the long term, you cannot decide when you get christmas presents.

>>15231479
>Of course I wanted money, so I could buy
woah there marx let's not get too smart ITT

>sasha grey is an example of Gramsci's organic intellectual

>>15220766
Kek

Stirner was a real person but he didn't write his works.

>>15230198
Jesus this is really good

>>15214787
>Oedipus knew jocasta was his mother all along
HAHAHAHA

>>15214787
>achilles was never angry

>>15214787
>the English language was created by the Vatican as a psyop to rip the Irish people from their druidic roots.

>lady olivia lived from duke orsino's donations

>>15214787
>shakespeare created all the figures in his historical plays and faked the records later

>>15233347
this whole thread >>15232023

>>15222366

>/lit/ was created by the government to select books to be banned

unironically true about /fringe/ and /x/

>>15222366
>>everything ever written was satire
>including the girl reading this

>>15214787
Where is the ''Plato was schizo and Socrates never existed''

>>15234354
Unironically true

>the bible was originally written in 17th century english

>Hippocrates was a group of people, anyone practicing medicine at the time changed their name after taking the oath
>The sixth element
>Hardback cover microphones
>Nietzche moonlighting as a priest

>>15234636
This one is true though

>>15231429
Well, this is 2020. Give a 12 year old girl 20 bucks and she'll buy a vibrator from a discrete mailorder service aimed at girls her age, the advertisements of which she was algorithmically chosen to be shown on YouTube. Best case scenarion: she'll buy expensive makeup or brand name clothes. Childhood is over, Anon. Gone.

>>15234636
>the King James Bible was just supposed to be his personal bible

>>15214787
Cervantes was a Taoist
I unironically believe this theory and I have arguments for it

>>15237095
I am all ears anon

Count Dracula is just one of Monte Cristo's alternate personalities

>>15237368
that thread was fucking hilarious

>>15237461
I only liked few of them, actually. Too much fuck and too little clever. These are also nice:
>>15233225
>>15235697

>>15216766
can0t see what happens at stage11

>>15237323
There are some scenes in Don Quixote in which Cervantes' moral and metaphysical convictions are surprisingly close to eastern thought. Also, in the introduction to part II Cervantes talks about the international success of part I and mentions how he was sent a letter in Chinese by the emperor himself, asking him to translate the book to Chinese. This makes implicit that Cervantes can read Chinese, so it's not impossible to think he may be familiarized with Taoist texts

>>15214787
>library of babel is real

it is though

https://libraryofbabel.info/

>>15237631
that site is fucking cool, thanks

>>15214787
>quantum adderall
explain?

>>15214787
> captain ahab was a furry
please tell me more

>>15231356
>>15231398
> pedos

>>15214787
>Libraries are empty when you are not in them
Ok this one interested me

>>15237631
What is this? I don't understand anything

>>15214803
genuine retard

>>15238425
Why yes, how could you tell?

>>15238425
Welcome to 4channel

>>15239090

>>15220043
beautiful

>>15215106
>Doesn’t simply 3/9=1/3
EXTREMELY true to form

>>15239090
BASED

>>15237893
you wouldn't get it

>>15239214
>assumes the field doesn't have characteristic 3
so true to form

>>15240503
>0/0^2 = 1/0
l'Hospital pls

plato is moses
bertrand russell is a performance artist

>>15240629
>he's trying to differentiate in a field which isn't complete
Extremely true to form, I can't even tell you how many times I've seen this on this board

>>15239090
is
is this real?

>>15222170
Top kek

>>15214787
Who the fuck is the Kenosha Kid?

>>15214787
>Hirohiko Araki ghostwrote 100 years of Solitude
>Homer is just the greek gods shitposting
>Harry Potter books are not real
>The roman empire was a writing experiment by a bunch of ancient writers
>We’re in a post Y2k, post 9-11, post pucci reset, post third impact, and post coronavirus timeline where we, a collective consciousness, narrowly escaped the apocalypse.
>Rupi Kaur is a social experiment by Nael, age 6

>>15214787
You forgot "Engels made up Stirner as an alias to express his views"

>>15239090
Consider the following:
1. Google search results are catered to be user-specific. Those are *your* results, it's what Google understands you were looking for.

2. The consumers of such images may be justifiably disparaged, yet don't overlook that those were all produced by adults, probably their mothers.

>>15241292
You never did the Kenosha Kid? (!)

>>15240716
lol wut

>>15240716
this doesn't actually exist, right? I'd love to watch it

>>15214787
>Renaissance was a mistake
This but unironically

>>15217902
>>Nietzsche isn’t dead
>Not Nietzsche asceded to the Olympus.

>>15220994
>Nietzsche was trans
Well, he did identify and LARP as Polish despite not having a drop of Polish blood. He was the Rachael Dolezal of the 19th century, the first transracial.

>>15224413
Finnegans Wake is a Scottish Nationalist manifesto that came to Joyce in a dream.

>>15241455
>1. Google search results are catered to be user-specific. Those are *your* results, it's what Google understands you were looking for.
I have dynamic IP and my browser deletes all cookies every time I close it, and that's still the result that shows up. Try it yourself.

>>15237461
>>15237368

>>15214787
>Deathspell Omega
Oh lord, oh the basedness in this post!

>>15239090
duckduckgo doesn't have this problem

>homer invented the copy/pasta

> voltaire was popebenedict XIV's pen name

>>15244833
holy shit

>>15243023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgsdTMMUK-I

>>15245657
>Is Fortnite Actually Overrated?
So it was a meme in the first place

>>15241372
>>Rupi Kaur is a social experiment by Nael, age 6

>>15246873
Based

>post-GR Pynchon is just a COINTELPRO plant

>>15215520
The end of history as declared by Fukuyama, 1989
9/11/01
2016

>>15214787
>Oedipus knew that Jocasta was his mother all time along
GOLD

>>15217902
>Alan Watts inventes the Watt and the Wattpad

>>15222366
>Don Quixote never exists 'cause La Mancha never was a real place

>>15230120
>Sade books as instruction manual

>>15233301
>Rosseau did nothing wrong

>>15234354
Came here looking for this post

>>15237631
Based and Borgespilled

>Hunger Games was written by Nietzsche's great-great-granddaughter
>The battle of Iwo Jima was American propaganda
>Aristotle learned everything from Plato via pillow talk

>>15214787
Marx was An-Prim

>>15231036
I find this image mildly distressing and uncomfortable

>>15247290
I mean that's basically already in the OP

>>15248863
lmao yeah you're right, but I think FBI's COINTELPRO would make more sense than the CIA tbqh

>>15248935
Oh yeah definitely, especially considering Pynchon's vaguely left-wing sympathies

>>15214787

The reason in Kant's critique wasn't actually 100% pure - it was from concentrate.

>>15249286
plebbit

>>15249286
> the purge is the logical conclusion of critique of pure reason

>>15249463
also plebbit

>>15249537
so where is my gold fag

>>15249412
>>15249537
here you go you edgy bitch

>Dostoevsky wrote Sonya to jerk off in prison, only added Raskolnikov and the rest as an afterthought
>There is no French language. It is just a repository of smug-sounding expressions invented by English writers over the 18th century
>Muhammad was Jesus' second coming
>1984 was written after 1984 and was meant as an utopia
>/lit/ is about literature

>>15249682
>gold
You have to go back

>>15214787
>Heraclitus and Parmenides meant the same thing

>>15250541
>Parmenides is a strawman invented by Plato

>>15249412

Oh sorry, I'll make it more to your liking:
The reason that Kant critiqued was nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
Have I engaged in the correct micro-cultural wordplay and style now?

>>15252190
This really just seems like a redditors interpretation of this site

>>15249721
Spanish is just a dialect of Italian.

>>15241292
>>15241702
>Kenosha Kid, prepare to meet your match

>Bohemian Grove contains a portal to Middle Earth
>the book of revelation was intended to be capeshit
>Rothfuss's Kingkiller Chronicle is an allegorical prophecy of Nostradamus's third antichrist
>Bataille's writings were intended to be just porn
>the Warriors series will be viewed centuries from now as the great epic of our time
>Blanchot secretly never renounced fascism. He currently ghostwrites for Breitbart.
>bogpill is real

>>15243063
Why Scottish?

>>15222819
Achilles had many lovers, including Hector and Patroclus.

>marx wrote the manifesto to sabotage communism
>Karate Kid is an adaptation of an unwritten Mishima novel
>science is psychoanalysis in reverse
>the canon is a psy-op
>Darwin theorized evolution to prevent its existence
>walter benjamin was a pseudonym for george bataille
>Paul Valéry's dialogues are historical accounts

>9/11 was real; the videos of it are not

>>15254264
>>Karate Kid is an adaptation of an unwritten Mishima novel
kek
>>Bataille's writings were intended to be just porn
LMAO

>>15254006
Based

bump from page 10

>>15256579
thank you friend