/lit/ - Literature

>>15213480
I want to erect socialism in one country... for her!

a purist would tell you thats not a haiku. but damn its good

This isn't /b/, /lit/izen. This board is clearly being brigaded right now, and it's been getting worse over the last few weeks. Do a quick scroll through the catalog and notice how many of the threads are slidey and how 80% of the posts are 1/2 lines, zero effort, non-literary posts, talking about regular 4chan tropes and NOT typical /lit/ content. What is going on here?!

>>15213480
Divinity is
All what I ever asked for
Divinity was

>>15213490
thank you mate. i can do better but those extreme amounts of cuteness block my mind.
>>15213510
its 100% lit-post, the /b/ros was just to trigger some /lit/izens
>>15213538
great unironically

>>15213562
>great unironically
Thank you. I was inspired by Evola's writings on how the image of the virgin maiden/goddess allows the knight/warrior ascend to higher planes.

>>15213562
Low-effort post with subject matter that could fit on any board right now, disguised as literary with the thinnest of façades. Trying to ruin our unique board culture!

Wide, noble forehead, like a glacier whose waters of beauty flow down those rugged cheeks--PEAKS!
perfectly framing that gentle face, like sentinels watching over your smile. That smile... warm as a jungle--CREEK!
Flowing from the beginning of time, immemorial, primordial, hyperborean--KOREAN!
That land of eastern mystery, that land--that to my heart without you: is eastern misery...
I live, if only for the thought that someday, your touch may, fall on my head,

In the face of your beauty--forgive me, madam comrade--, my heart has no Juche...

>>15213580
mate its 2:00 am here and english is not my first language. what do you want, a rhapsody? thats why i asked your board (which i visit often and like) to write something. like this >>15213592 based anon here

>>15213639
the guy right behind her looks like an asian with german features

>>15213480
what is a haiku

>>15213685
A certain structure
of the lines and syllables
but not always followed

>>15213639
man those bodyguards are hot

>>15213639
You're not very /lit/, Anon

>>15213712
Kek

>>15213480
wouldn't it be nice is she was younger
then she wouldn't have to wait so long
and wouldn't it be nice if her brother
took a dirtnap where he belongs

>>15213783
>took a dirtnap where he belongs
Dirtnap Records?

>>15213480
a woman cannot be a dictator, this is so wrong

>>15213693
To blindly follow
Will bring no great achievement
Much like to rebel

Reflecting in her smile is the march of columns of troops
Of obsequious bureaucrats jumping through hoops
Of bloody and bullet hole strewn power-rivals
Of a twinkling, luxury train that can take her miles
And of the propaganda towers emanating outraged howls of condemnation
Across a cowering, emaciated little nation

>>15213480
Why are you faggots simping over this gook

>>15213639
chad bodyguards

>>15213480
There was a Yung nork from k'rea,
Who wanted a fulfilling c'reer,
She did in her bro,
left him in the snow,
And now she drinks diarrhea.

>>15215093
offensive but good

>>15213562
>its
Leave. Don't come back until you can use the correct "it".

>>15213480
This poem is amazing. I could see it fitting into a novel/la about a poet.

>>15213480
Imagine having to pretend that your fat retard brother is some kind of god.

Taking a shit,
it's big; my ass is bleeding
Chugging some pepsi
with triple burgers, every evening

some good poems in here but /pol/s prose is exceptional:

>imagine her just grabbing you by the skull with her vice strength hands and just throwing your naked body onto the bed
"You are my toy now"
She sits on you and plays with your trembling penis
"If this comes before I do, you die" and she laughs
And she plays with it more and more and you desperately hold the coom in and she finds it funny
Then she just sits right on top of you and grinds while looking you right in the eyes mockingly, and your balls are screaming "LET THEM OUT! LET THEM OUT"
And she just laughs as she grinds harder, and harder till she's battering your cock as if it was a piston in a deep underground boring machine and she groans "MORE MORE, MORE" and every fibre of your being wants to erupt in coom but you can't, she isn't satisfied yet and she's hipthrusting away with enough force to break Hephaestus's anvil
Finally she orgasms, and she smiles contentedly
"You may now come" and you just erupt, all that built up energy bursts inside of her and she gently caresses the side of your face with a loving touch, but then
"That was reasonable, but next time, I expect to be overwhelmed" and you're afraid, you're scared, that was all you had and it was barely enough for her, you know, next time, you must be stronger, you must be more manly, perhaps you will become her favourite
And she walks off, vagely amused, and returns to ruling, with her iron hands

>>15213538

This really sounds great...I'm not sure I understand it 100%, but it really sounds like a perfect poem.

>>15213480
probably not the board for this but are there any anime or manga with a cute tyrant/dictator?
Would prefer something light-hearted or comedy over any drama

>>15213480
First off, this is going to be a semi-rant, I might end saying things I do not mean, but I'm getting them off my chest. Don't hate me. It's going to be personal, you will probably laugh at me, you will probably think I am crazy, I probably am, and I know this. Ok. Here we go.

What the hell. Why do I love this girl so much? Why does my heart skip a beat when I see her face? Why do cry when I watch her in videos? Why do I collate folders full of pictures and spend countless hours pining over this women I've never even met? Why I do I feel like I know her! Why do I keep coming back for more? I feel like it's unnatural. To be so attached to this stranger. I don't know her. She doesn't know me. She will never know me. But I know she's beautiful, inside and out. I know she's humble and funny and down to earth, and even if it's only an image, it might as well be the truth because she does it so well. She will never know me. SHE HAS NO IDEA I EXIST. I could go to North Korea, and could go on a tour,but she would never meet me. I get DEPRESSED over this - I say this at the risk of trivializing mental illness. I went for weeks in pure apathy, unmotivated, really really sad. It was so weird, because I would look at her images and I would feel euphoric on the outside, but inside I was crying...

What makes it even worse is that I KNOW I'm not alone. So many anons feel like this. Which is what makes it so frustrating. I'm not different. A thousand anons would cry at the feet of this beauty, and I realise I'm pretty pathetic. Even though I'm an 'adult' I'm so bloody immature. I'm nowhere near as extreme as some anons, I keep my scrawny white male face composed when in public, but god damn the feelings are there. IT'S ONLY KIM JONG UN'S SISTER. SHE IS ONLY A HIGH RANKING MEMBER OF THE NORTH KOREAN WORKERS PARTY. There are scientists and doctors out there, who are saving lives, and I choose to dedicate my time to pining after a dictator's sister. Sure, she's talented, but it's only politics. It's manufactured. I'm being used. Every single move she makes is perfectly crafted to appeal to certain parts of my brain that keep me obeying the party. I suppose I can take solace in the fact that at least I'm not delusional. But you know what makes this so bad, you know what makes this hurt so much? I don't regret any of it. I. Love. Her.

And just by simply typing this out, I have come to a little closure; she will never know me. And that's ok. Because I'm watching this beautiful girl grow. Watching her mature. Listening, cheering, dreaming... she will never know me, but I have known her. and that's good enough for me.

>>15217796
Girls Und Panzer

>>15218039
based and mentallyillpilled

>>15213480
>>15218039
He gazed up at the delicate face. Thirty years it had taken him to learn what kind of dreams were hidden beneath the dark stare. Cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished.

He had won the victory over himself. He loved Kim Yo-jong.

TO KIM YO-JONG: A CONFESSION
-------------------------------------------------

O smiling communist princess,

I am guilty of counter-revolutionary thoughts:

Please punish me.

I am an unwitting dupe of Western state propaganda, and I must be punished.

Come to my room in stiletto heels and berate me for my bourgeois sensibility.

Come dressed in long black gloves and a severe hairstyle and look on me with righteous disgust.

Oh smiling communist princess, show no mercy to me.

I have profited from the hierarchy of privilege, and I must be degraded.

Don a tight black Balenciaga gown and supervise my struggle session personally.

Tie me to the bed and and strip my ideology naked.

Oh smiling communist princess, I harbour imperialist sympathies.

Spit in my mouth and remould me as a child of the revolution.

Wear Les Larmes Sacrées de Thebes and a WPK lapel brooch and tell me how history will judge me.

Humiliate me, O smiling communist princess, for my heart has not yet accepted the philosophy of Juche.

Clamp my head scornfully between your knees and read aloud from the works of Kim Jong-Il.

I am a capitalist running dog and I must be humbled.

Sit on my face and berate me for my country's hypocritical United Nations voting record.

I am an enemy of the proletariat.

Intern me ten years in the forced labour camp of your thighs.

>>15218039
>>15218861
based and /lit/pilled

>>15213480
What is it about women willing to commit atrocities that makes them so instantly attractive to me

>>15218039
> 0 results

rolling

>>15213480
Forget about decadent art forms!
All I want to know what's the marxist canon I should read in order to impress her.
I know I should start with Das Kapital, but from there what should I read in order to consider myself her ideological peer?

>>15221416
Continue with great leaders, the queens grandfather, Hoxha, Stalin and Pol Pot

>>15220193
Isn't this just hot young women in a flattering light angle, with some hint of femdom? I'm not sure the atrocity plays that much of a part.

>>15221501
Friends... What if I talk to her about Trotsky works on literary theory?
Do you think she'll think I'm well read?

>>15218039
This sounds like a pastiche (of very good quality I must say). What's the original?

Great leader on top
Great leader below
Riding princess
White-naped Crane
Juche tushie

>>15213480
bitch your bad in a good way uh
lets shoot nukes at china make those chinks pay uh
ride your bros sick train down to the coast
imma put a white baby inya future king toast

>>15221525
She will appreciate your knowledge on literature but then she will consider you a reformist and punish you.
She will tie you, sit on your face and make slow back and forth movements putting her pussy and asshole on your tongue, cooming, farting and peeing in your mouth. When your mouth is full she will make you drink everything, pushing it down your throat with her feet.
So yes, i suggest you talk about Trotsky.

>>15221645
>>15221645
Fuck you. She's not like that!

whenever she reaches her rightful spot as empress of humanity I will recommend you to gulag time on ciber-Siberia.

>>15221379
roll

>>15213480
I have a friend who looks a bit like her.

>>15221687
I'm her personal asshole eater, you can't touch me. She needs me 3 times/day.

>>15221775
SHE DOESN'T EXCRETE! SHE'S PURE AND PLATONIC!! FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>15221379
roll

>>15221872
im so sorry for you

>>15213480
Fat heap of clay
Unmovable through march, tank and rocket
Trembling only at the steps of death
Yet collapsing with the lightest step
of a porcelain face

>>15221379
ROLL

>>15213480
LICKY DICKY LONG TIME!
SUCKY COCKY GOOD TIME!
CHING-Y CHANG-Y DOG DINE
ITCHY SCRATCHY PIG SLIME
YOUR COUNTRY, MAKE MINE.
KILLY WILLY IS FINE
CHOPPY CHOPPY FUN TIME
CHINKY WINKY YO-CHAN

>>15221379
ROLL

>>15213480
Do you think she would like me /lit/? She looks so friendly. She would probably hate my guts...

>>15213480
North Korean Authoritarianism
Ostensibly leftist, yet
She wore a Nazi Uniform

She made me lick up my Jism
She called me her pet
She used my armpits to keep her icy fingers warm

My face, the god queen's footrest
My tongue, the empress's pumice stone
Long term orgasm denial, her ultimate test
Many sins for which I must atone

I must have sinned in some past life
To be born in North Korea
But I feel completed in the punishment she deals out
My queen, my love, let me eat your diarrhea

mirage pacified
cactus plunged my heart itself
no opuntia

>>15213639
this is like a scene from a bond villain movie.

>>15221379
CHECK THIS

Her trait'rous lips so gently graze his cheek
and now the tyrant has no words to speak.

His lardy heart has broken at the vein.
His heartless sister stopped his rightful reign.

And in the chamber of the secret trial
his generals await her icy smile.

>>15218861
nice

>>15216527
Thank you anon.

>>15221379
Rolling for 7. She's so cute in this pic lads.

>>15226739
she's cute in all of them you pleb

>>15213480
Beautiful queen you drain us dry
You take our men to replace a guy
What will you do, extremists will say
You'll run the juche, you'll save the day
Waifu of the month, dreams in the grave
You'll do the same, you'll guard the gate

>>15221379
Ruhhwr

>>15213480
She’s an ugly ghoul you fucking simp.

>>15213480
smiling friendly
exerting feminine charm
she is my waifu

>>15213480
imagine her just grabbing you by the skull with her vice strength hands and just throwing your naked body onto the bed

"You are my toy now"

She sits on you and plays with your trembling penis

"If this comes before I do, you die" and she laughs

And she plays with it more and more and you desperately hold the coom in and she finds it funny

Then she just sits right on top of you and grinds while looking you right in the eyes mockingly, and your balls are screaming "LET THEM OUT! LET THEM OUT"

And she just laughs as she grinds harder, and harder till she's battering your cock as if it was a piston in a deep underground boring machine and she groans "MORE MORE, MORE" and every fibre of your being wants to erupt in coom but you can't, she isn't satisfied yet and she's hipthrusting away with enough force to break Hephaestus's anvil

Finally she orgasms, and she smiles contentedly

"You may now come" and you just erupt, all that built up energy bursts inside of her and she gently caresses the side of your face with a loving touch, but then

"That was reasonable, but next time, I expect to be overwhelmed" and you're afraid, you're scared, that was all you had and it was barely enough for her, you know, next time, you must be stronger, you must be more manly, perhaps you will become her favourite

And she walks off, vagely amused, and returns to ruling, with her iron hands

>>15221379
roll

>>15227177
return to reddit

>>15227177
>>15214031

>>15221416
>not reading the Juche canon
You can start at http://www.korean-books.com.kp/en/

>>15229619
Um, słodziaku? Właśnie spędziłem trzy godziny przeczesując twoje komentarze na reddicie z ostatnich dwóch lat i uff, to jest fujka ode mnie. Ja literalnie nawet teraz nie mogę. O słodkie dziecko słońca, zdajesz sobie sprawę z tego, że tracę przez ciebie całą wiarę w ludzkość? Ja literalnie teraz drżę. Rozpakujmy to. Zupełnie tak jakby, to tylko taka możliwość, twoje toksyczne, problematyczne zachowanie wobec LK (Ludzi Koloru) było spowodowane tym, że ktoś cię skrzywdził. Zamknij się i słuchaj. To nazywa się bycie normalną ludzką istotą i jako biała osoba, NIE JESTEŚ TU MILE WIDZIANY.

Pozwól temu utonąć.

>>15222890
Based

>>15221379
roll coom

>>15213538
Good stuff