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>writes fanfiction
>it becomes a best seller
how did she do it

>> No.15140478

She's jewish

>> No.15140488

>>15139198
She has very good promoters

>> No.15140491

50 shades is fanfiction as well. Nothing wrong with ff.

>> No.15140510

>>15140488
>She has very good (((promoters)))
ftfy

>> No.15140519 [SPOILER] 
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>>15139198
With a ball point pen LOL! Her dad had it ghostwritten, he was a war profiteer both during and after the war...

>> No.15141246

(spoiler))))))))time travel(((spoiler)))

>> No.15141496

>>15140519
>Her dad had it ghostwritten. Came here to post this.

/Thread

>> No.15142996

>>15140519
The only usage of ballpoint pen was found on the page numbers. None of the actual material was written in ballpoint pen.
>>>/pol/
Go back

>> No.15143028

>>15142996
Imagine thinking anne franks diary is anything more than propaganda written to keep people from questions the overlords, who are coincidentally mostly jewish.

>> No.15143045

>>15139198
Lesbian sex scene.

>> No.15143066

>>15143045
Once when I was spending the night at Jacque’s, I could no longer restrain my curiosity about her body, which she’d always hidden from me and which I’d never seen.

I asked her whether, as proof of our friendship, we could touch each other’s breasts. Jacque refused. I also had a terrible desire to kiss her, which I did. Every time I see a female nude, such as the Venus in my art history book, I go into ecstasy.

Sometimes I find them so exquisite I have to struggle to hold back my tears. If only I had a girlfriend!

>> No.15143093

>>15139198
I am legally required by law to inform anyone who makes Anne Frank post that in her diary she actually wrote a lot about her experiences masturbating. When the book was published they cut all of that out.

On a side note, I am willing to pay anyone a large stack of shekels if they can get me those cut pages.

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>>15143066
>>15143093
Who is chopping onions dudes...

>> No.15143149

>>15139198
>how did she do it
It's because she is a yumme little girl mmmmmmm yumme yumme come here yumme mmmmmmmm

>> No.15143629

>>15143134
Fucking Germans

>> No.15143731
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>>15139198
Not really related, but pic related is funny

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>>15140519

In the words of my ancestors...

SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGER

>> No.15145072
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>>15143045
>Lesbian

But that's fucking wrong you retard

>> No.15145264

>>15140488
>She has very good promoters

Such as?

>> No.15145274
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>> No.15145333
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15145333

Choose what face Anne makes when she tells you that you're going to be a father

>> No.15145340

>>15139198
Jewish connections in the publishing industry

>> No.15145353
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15145353

Who's side would Anne be on?

>> No.15145400

>>15143731
>>15144407
>>15145072
>>15145274
>>15145353
The way this weird thing has slowly transformed and mutated over the weeks and months and years is one of the most interesting things I've ever seen on 4chan.

>> No.15145639

>pregnant

>> No.15145665

>>15145333
trips of fatherhood

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>>15145400

Glad to know you appreciate it

>> No.15147052
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15147052

How would a meeting between these three go?

>> No.15147510

>>15140491
50 shades was shit