/lit/ - Literature

>>15057764
outside

>>15057764
Most of those guys can't speak each other's languages

>>15057764
House 1 sounds fucking insufferable
House 2 is useless because zizek will give everyone something way worse than the fucking wu flu
House 3 is a bunch of faggots and degenerates, only 1 of which being a based degenerate fag
House 4 has a woman and is therefore insufferable
House 5 has too many Germans to be hospitable.
Finally House 6 just sounds boring and dry.
Gunna have to go with none of the above for me dog

>>15057764
house 2 obviously. You would be sick from laughter every day listening to Zizek and Socrates. All the other houses are shit. The only other one Id consider is 4, to fuck Ayn Rand, although it would be hard to beat plato for the puss. Maybe he would prefer the men though.

>>15057764
2, probably. 6 sounds like hell on earth.

>>15057764
2 just for Augustine

>>15057785
house 2 all can

>>15057797
yeah bro, about that... outside there's only a mountain, a boulder and Camus sitting from a distance with binoculars

>>15057802
>The only other one Id consider is 4, to fuck Ayn Rand, although it would be hard to beat plato for the puss.
Stay in 2, I hear Bentham built a peephole to Rand's bathroom.

>>15057764
4 so we can can take turns fucking Ayn Rand, she had some weird orgy cult

>>15057831
*6

House 4, i'd love to talk to Plato.

>>15057764
6
>Thales
>Socrates
Don't have books so these houses are really down to four

>>15057764
house 7:

me
a gf

>>15057764
5.
We'll kick out engels and have it nice and comfy.

>>15057847
hahahahah who the fuck made this post? a 50 year old?

>>15057764
1. Meeting Aristotle would be incredible, I don't even care about the rest.

>>15057764
6
Aquinas would eat all the food
Socrates and Zizek in the same house sounds fucking annoying
Diogenes would piss and shit and cum on everything
Chomsky and Rand sounds like a recipe for disaster
Hume would eat all of our food

I am now vividly imagining a sitcom involving some of these houses. Do I have autism?

Me McCarthy Hemmingway Faulkner Mark Twain gonna be at the Chad house drinkn and fuckn sluts if y’all tryna chill chill k

>>15057878
i bet nietzsche would make endless excuses about why it's never his turn to do the fucking laundry

Diogenes would catch and spread the coof on purpose

>>15057772
fpbp

House 6 would be worth it if only to watch Betham kill himself after being shit on by everyone else nonstop for all of quarantine. In general, house 6 would be perfect for me if it had any combination of of plato, plotinus, or descartes rather than dennet and bentham

>>15057764
1.
it has aquinas and aristotle. how can the other houses even compete? augustine and socrates come close though

shoulve made a strawpoll i aint gonna count

How about the /lit/ meme house
>Dugin
>Land
>Guenon
>Stirner
>Lovecraft

>>15058158
Actually switch out Lovecraft for Ted

House 4 so that I can BEAT AYN RAND TO FUCKING DEATH

>>15057764
Seriously? No one gonna roll? Just shut up and Roll for your house, you idiots.

>>15057764
Number 5, the only one with no Anglos in it.

>>15058203
based

>>15057764
House 5 for Hume

>>15058158
no DFW?

>>15057764
>Diogenes
>under a roof
House 2 sounds based as fuck. I would love to sneak into the other houses to speak to Aristotle, Descartes and Nietzsche, though. Also wouldn't mind fucking Rand.

>>15058181
We'd need four more houses + one for dubs

House 5

>>15057764
House 6: everyone gets tired of Witty sperging out and unanimously agree to kill him, Bentham for the utility and Kant because it is universally good to elominate pricks

House 5. Listening with a good natured indulgence alongside Hume to the bullshit Nietzsche and Rousseau would spout.

>>15057764
House 2 for having the most people I like under the same roof (Socrates - Chad Med Boomer, Heidegger - who was right about everything, never did anything wrong, and singlehandedly solved philosophy, Augustine - whose autism perfectly matches mine).

House 4 cause I wanna instigate a fight amongst them (everyone v Chomsky, the fucker needs some bullying)

>>15057764
Just give me the rona and let me die gasping for breath

>>15057764
6, I guess.

>>15057764
House 6 is the most competitive, others have obvious favorites.

>>15057764
Imagine an argument between Socrates and Zizek

>>15057772
>outside
Same. I'd rather die in the street.

>>15057797
>has a woman and is therefore insufferable
haha faggot

>>15057764
5

>>15057764
Treasure island

>>15057764
>HOUSE 1
Marx? Nope.

>HOUSE 2
Heidegger? Nah.

>HOUSE 3
Rawls, Descartes and Singer? Ahahha no.

>HOUSE 4
AYN RAND?? lmao I prefer to live with a hungry lion. Even Chomsky looks like a good option in comparison.

>HOUSE 5
Engels sucks, and Nietzsche is good at writting but must have been a a whinny bitch irl.

>HOUSE 6
Probably the best option. A bunch of autists who rarely even get out of the room and don't even speak. The worst of them would be Bentham.

>>15058169
Sold.

>The Dream team:
Aristotle
Diogenes
Plato
Wittgenstein
Nietzsche
Nozick

House 5 would by far be the most entertaining.

>>15057764
House 1 so I can argue with Marx and get to know Aquinas
House 4 just to see Ayn get BTFO before I insert my.. uh.. my pee... you know.. cuz she is a girl ?

>>15058158
Nobody would even speak to eachother in that house
>>15058171
Based.

>HOUSE 7
Cioran
Mainländer
Kierkegaard
Schopenhauer
Zappfe

There's nothing in the apartment but a week's worth of off brand cereal and a loaded shotgun. What happens?

>>15059286
Would Socrates even talk to a pants wearing barbarian?

>>15059986
Kierkegaard kills himself and Schopenhauer kills me for asking too many questions