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>Caught regularly masturbating in public, he would say, ‘If only rubbing the stomach could alleviate hunger pains as easily.’
Was Diogenes based? Or, a plain Coomer?

>> No.15037102

>>15037096
Based

>> No.15037114

>>15037096
>pissed on people
>shit in the theater
i'm thinking based

>> No.15037130

>>15037096
>muh diogenes
r*ddit and also probably gay.

>> No.15037134

>>15037096
He was based because he was a coomer.

>> No.15037135

>>15037096
Coomers are hedonists, Diogenes (allegedly) was not, so at the very least he's not a coomer.

>> No.15037139

>>15037114
He was just trying to show people how bad modern art was. Based af

>> No.15037140
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>>15037096
>Let us now transcribe the noble sentiments of [Diogenes and Zeno the Stoic] in such a way as to get through it as quickly as possible. These two godly men believe it is right to trade our humanity in for a dog’s life; to employ language that is frank and unrestrained; to masturbate in public; to wear a doubled cloak; to subject to scorn males who are in love with them and constrain by force those who do not welcome their advances …
>[They hold] that all children should be held in common … [One should] have sexual relations with one’s sisters, mothers and other close relations, as well as brothers and sons. [One should] never miss an opportunity to take part in sexual activities, even if a degree of force is involved. Women will draw men on and induce them by any means possible to couple with them, and if they do not find a partner, they will go to the marketplace in search of someone to service them; and as occasion allows, they will have sexual relations with all and sundry, male or female.
>Married men should have relations with their slaves, and married women should leave their husband’s bed and go off with whoever strikes their fancy. Women [should] wear the same clothes and share in the same activities as men without distinction; they [should] go to the stadium, and appear in the gymnasium naked … and exercise with the men, concealing nothing … [unclear passage] …
>People should have their fathers killed and cease to acknowledge as their own any city or law that at present we respect. [They hold] that men, as they now are, are practically children, or mad, and should be treated as if they were sick … They should consider all friends false and untrustworthy, as enemies of the gods and of themselves …

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15037159

>>15037096
The “coomer” meme is based in Christian resentment morality. Discard it!

>> No.15037167

>>15037096
A based coomer

>> No.15037172

>>15037096
>Was Diogenes based? Or, a plain Coomer?
Not trying to nitpick OP’s grammar, but are their questions written grammatically correct? I would write the post as “Was Diogenes based, or a plain coomer?” The former just reads funny to me. If I’m a retard just say so.

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>>15037096
He was both, a based coomer.

>> No.15037292

>>15037172
OP here. Both seems to be correct, though yours seem to be preferred by grammarians and usually used in more formal settings.
https://english.stackexchange.com/q/116079
>If I’m a retard just say so.
We're all retards so don't worry. That part of stackexchange is great for questions pertaining to natural languages, specifically English.

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>>15037140
Wouldn't everyone get pregnant all the time?

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15037368

>>15037130

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST POST REDDITERINO PHILOSOPHINOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOO NOT IN MY BOIPUSERINOOOOOOOOO

>> No.15037381

>>15037159
Coomers are last men, retard

>> No.15037389

>>15037159
put away the dildo and repent for your sins

>> No.15037430

>>15037368
Yes.

>> No.15037475

>>15037159
Maybe for some people, but not exclusively; there are other, older moralities that look down on coomers.

>> No.15037535

>>15037140
So he was a Communist?

>> No.15037541

>>15037159
Are you saying its master morality to jerk off to porn on the internet?
Fuck off you dumb bitch