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Books on the life of a chinese rat

>> No.15030214

>>15030204
the mouse massively outweighs those little faggots he better have won. God I fucking hate arthropods

>> No.15030221
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die in a fire

>> No.15030227
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They go through so much

>> No.15030231
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And They will never experience freedom

>> No.15030234
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>>15030214
They're venomous bro not much El Rato can do here
>>15030221
I recommend everyone intern at a zoo where they chop up rat feti and live crickets, then feed them to baby birds to become desensitized to the Chinese future. Also to stomp on rats to protect endangered species.

>> No.15030236
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OH NO NO NO ARTHROBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY
NOT THE CHAD VERTEBRATE NOT THE HECKIN PUFFERINO

>> No.15030279

>>15030227
BITE 'EM RATTO, GETTEM!

>> No.15030278

>>15030214

The very human (because common mammalian) pained expression in his eye at 0:10 clearly indicates that he knows what's coming.

>> No.15030285

Based. Also that rat put up a HELL of a fight compared to how most things fare vs those big black scorpions and it was against two of them. That fish wrecked shit but it wasn’t all that impressive since it was in its element and everything else was trying not to drown while also trying not to be eaten. Would like to see the rat vs one of those huge bees or one of those giant pinching beetles

>> No.15030290

Fuckin useless faggot MODS

>> No.15030299

>>15030227
poor fucking mouse it has no clue what it's doing. we need to literally eradicate all animals other than mammals. Maybe octopus can stay

>> No.15030306

>>15030299

Did you not watch the whole thing? He eats wrecks the lil faggot alligator eats his eyes puts him in shock and kills him. The mouse wins that one and it wasn’t even close.

>> No.15030312

>>15030306
I know he wins it but he still has no idea what he's doing, he's not a predator. Look at how a cat kills something and compare it to the uncertainty and random attacks on moving parts of the crocodile he does.

>> No.15030314

you know, life is already suffering for all creatures. I'd assume its suffering for you. But why, why in the fuck would you want more of it. What kind of sick fuck does this shit

>> No.15030318

>>15030227

Wouldn’t of gone down that way vs a slightly larger/heavier gator but very good job on the rats part

>> No.15030325

>>15030312
im rewatching though and now i feel bad for the crocodile as well. theyre like cousins of birds or something theyre probably smart

we should actually just kill the Chinese for purposefully orchestrating more of the horror that permeates nature

>> No.15030327

>>15030312

You’re a fool, he identified the soft tissue of the eyes and went after them. He knew exactly what he was doing. Rats are very smart and opportunistic

>> No.15030347

>>15030327
>You’re a fool,
why would you say such a hurtful thing

>> No.15030351
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>>15030279

>>15030299

>>15030306

>>15030312

>>15030318

>>15030325

>>15030327

Ratto is op

>> No.15030359

This isn’t even so bad. 2v1 vs the scorpions was pushing it a bit but I’d hardly call this torture. It’s somewhat sporting. Immoral? Maybe. Ugly? Maybe. I’d be upset to the point of tears and would refuse to watch an animal arthropod or person be tied down and outright tortured, but this isn’t that. And that’s coming from someone who considers themself somewhat of a conservationist and borderline eco-nut.

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>>15030285
This kinda of beetle

>> No.15030367

>>15030347

I’m sorry I take it back.

>> No.15030372

>>15030312
>he's not a predator
they'll eat baby birds and eggs, they're not exactly kind and gentle.

>> No.15030374

>>15030351

Oh I know it rats don’t fuck around theyre hardly helpless

>> No.15030382

>>15030365

Yeah that’d be an interesting battle

>> No.15030392

>>15030351
Holy shit are rats naturally this fucking aggressive?

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>> No.15030404

>>15030392

Yes. There’s a reason people hate them a rat will gnaw a persons eyes out given the opportunity

>> No.15030407

>>15030367
>>15030372
i admit my ignorance of rat behavior

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>>15030382
I don't have it but I got elephants

>> No.15030417

>>15030351
rat is hongrey

>> No.15030421

>>15030407

You’re good I’m not saying they’re evil or anything just be glad there aren’t lion tiger or bear-sized rats I’d be willing to wager they’d be more a threat to humans than any of those animals.

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>>15030407
They feast on there enemy's

>> No.15030426

>>15030410
>elephant make a rhino look tiny
i wish there still all the giant animals

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>>15030426

>> No.15030433

>>15030359
We used to do the same thing with humans in the west before Christianity, it's just a primitive form of competitive vidya.

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>>15030421
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josephoartigasia_monesi
>J. monesi replaced Phoberomys pattersoni, a related and somewhat older species that lived in Venezuela during the Late Miocene, as the largest rodent. However, size comparisons are difficult because previous estimates of 400 and 700 kg (880 and 1,540 lb) for P. pattersoni were based on fore and hind limb elements, which are not present in the J. monesi specimen
>By comparing the skull with various extant species of rodents, the authors of the original paper estimated a mass between 468 and 2,586 kg (1,032 and 5,701 lb), with a median estimate of 1,211 kg (2,670 lb

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How can I forget the deer

>> No.15030448

>>15030433

I guarantee it’s still going on in some dark corner of the world to this day.

>> No.15030451

>>15030314
This thread gave me flashbacks of me and my friend setting up insect wars when we were kids. It's kind of fucked up looking back

>> No.15030454

>>15030437

Yeah some shit like that would be terrifying if it was a true rat. Capybara itself is more like a giant beaver though

>> No.15030463

>>15030451
I literally did the same thing with my friend when we were like 6 or 7. We would make a lake in the sandbox in my backyard with an island of sand in the middle and we'd scour the alleyway for all sorts of bugs, pill bugs, ants, millipedes, centipedes, beetles, and put them all on the island and see what they did. Sometimes we'd play God a bit too and influence the battles.