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I disapprove of women (also 2D) getting baptised.

>>14993051
>>14993067
How about a bible reading group here on /lit/? Would you be in for that?

>>14993046
Heretical baptisms are invalid and are sacrilegious. This "pastor" committed a mortal sin and cannot lead his flock any more than the blind can lead the blind. All led astray by his false doctrine will go straight to hell with him.

>>14993173
Who gives validity to a baptism? The church? If so, which one?

>He that is not against us is for us

And if we have tit-gun anime bitches on our side...

>>14993184
There is only one Church.

>>14993046
Why is she dressed like a whore in his own baptism?

>>14993202
Which one are you talking about, mate? I honestly don't know. If you keep avoiding direct answers, I'm going to call you a faggot.

>>14993046
I feel like the comical elements of the universe only make everything much sadder

>>14993221
Why wouldn't she? Ain't there in the middle of the Gospels "It is not those who are well who need a physician, but those who are sick."?

btw, she is a he.

>>14993046
It doesn't count, the water has to be actual water.

>>14993251
>why wouldn't she
Because that's not very Christian of her (him)

>>14993173
Baptism is symbolic anyway. Why does it matter if the water or the person is real as long as the feeling and symbolism is the same?

>>14993046
>the most theology-oriented board
i want you to die of a novel virus

>>14993046
How dreadfully far the church has fallen. From putting shitskins to the sword by the thousands to baptizing anime girls in VR. Pathetic.

>>14993332
Baptism is not symbolic

In the Old Testament like 9/10 of the ways to purify, sanctify yourself are to wash yourself with water.

>>14993046
discord gg/6agtph6

>>14993046
The church needs a purge of their ranks.

>>14993419
Jeez, what an edgelord

>>14993173
>t. blind worshipper of Yaldabaoth

>>14993450
I fell for your spam
What now?

Truly these are the last of days

>>14993046
>bro, it's not like super religious or anything, it's like all about becoming a better you
heresy from hell.

>>14993530
It's pretty cute desu.

Does anyone know where did all the folks from 8ch's /christian/ go?

>>14993332
Is this what Protestants believe? baptism is receiving the Holy Ghost

>>14993770
That's Confirmation, Baptism is the remission of sins and entrance into God's Kingdom.

>>14993766
definitely not to church. 8ch/kun was always a meme.

>>14993153
I'm down.

>>14993766
It's up. See the 8ch wikipedia article for the URLs. The site now uses kun instead of ch and the ends in .top

>>14993046
Visual images do not have a soul, any more than the monitor they're being displayed on does, so how could they be baptised?

This is why Protestantism is so dangerous, retards who don't know anything about theology will go to Pater Bob's Salvation Shack and be taught by this kind of person, destroying their souls in the process.

Shit on the Church all you like, but at the very least it provides a structure whereby theology can be completely thought through and taught to others.

At best this is misguided, at worst it is sacrilege.

>>14993766
Hell from what I remember

Seems like anything worth saying is heresy

>>14995086
>>your spirit is your person
>Nestorianism heresy.
>Arianism heresy.

how? you aren't your spirit?

>>14993046
Cuckstianty has undergone a thousand schisms anyway, what's the problem adding another tradition, where it's okay to do digital baptisms, to the pile?

>>14993419
Seethe

>>14995136
>Christ (who possessed a human and thus created spirit)
How could Christ have a human spirit when he's God? His spirit is God, or is this supposing a soul and spirit distinction

>>14995910
who talked about ever marrying?

>>14995698
First be unbelievably handsome. Then be passionate to the point of cruelty and self-destruction. Finally, be Japanese

those are protties, anon. they left the Church long ago

>>14995935
>who will the men marry?
I ask again:
who ever talked about marrying?

>>14993046
Why is his avatar black?

>>14993046
It’s a sign that Christianity is decadent if it has to sink this low

>christian ironic weeb zoomers
The hell

>>14993237
St. Peter's Church, as said in scripture, or as known today as the Holy Roman Catholic Church. Every other church is invalid.

>>14996195
NOW IM THINKING THIS IS BASED

>>14996195
zoom zoom

Catholics are just like Jews. Before Christ, the Jews had the Word of God, but post-resurrection, they have rejected the NT and added a bunch of texts that come from man. Catholics, in the same fashion, have added unbiblical teachings coming from man (which they call "the Church" in order to protect themselves). Now they equate the pope with the church, and the Church with God Himself. Shameful, really.

R8

>>14993046
At some point something gets so cringe that you could call it immoral.