/lit/ - Literature

>praises Hegel
>has only heard Zizek on Hegel
>praises Jung
>has only heard Peterson on Jung

/thread

>>14987570
?

>>14987570
Put your dick inside Infinite Jest and close your eyes. Give it a couple of seconds for the world of imagination to set in over sad crummy reality. The cold and dry novel should feel like a wet and warm cunt now. Go ahead and give a couple of thrusts now, Anon. If you'd like, lay down on your front. Using one hand to spread a cheek, shove Infinite Jest into your faggot asshole with the other.

>>14987532
can someone do this with wagner and Nietzsche?

>>14987500
Samsa != Kafka

>>14987472

Glad I saved this gem

>>14987532
god, I fucking hate dante's inferno

>>14987962
Why dude?

>>14987500
underrated

>>14987983
dante's a little bitch

>>14987472
hahahhaa

>>14987480
Gee is almost like information can be transmitted from one human to another woahh

>>14988590
the joke here is that the information may get dumbed down in the process of transmission

>>14988608
Gödel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid is a terrible book and you should feel ashamed.

Not humour related but I will write this here anyway as I know you will laugh at me. I'm writing a book about a guy who gets a job as a security guard at a pharmaceutical manufacturing company, and the company is testing a new drug containing a virus which attacks cancer cells. Also there's a demon living in the laboratory, or maybe it's a spirit of a security guard murdered by the company trying to tell the protagonist about it? The virus pill makes people insane and homicidal by the way (not zombies). I got inspiration from the pill mills, knuckle supper, the body farm, and H.P Lovecraft.


Good idea or should I drop it? Also the dialogue is very stiff and you can tell that the person who wrote it is autistic.

>>14988737
what did they do to Miranda?

>>14988737
sure, just write bro, and keep trying to smooth the edges when you do, eventually you'll learn how to write

>>14988737
make the security guard autistic and hard of hearing so he has to piece other people's speech together, the dialog is now ingenious.

>>14988737
its called crossed and is a comic book

>>14989006
>Hey rookie, don't go falling asleep on the shift again.
It appears as if though Jessica is telling me not to fall asleep while on active duty again, which is odd as I haven't fallen asleep on my shift for at least 2 months, which makes it illogical for her to make that asdumption, or perhaps she is attempting humour? Quite odd, as she isn't funny. All in all, a very illogical statement. But please Jeremiah, for the love of god respond accordingly.
>Uh hehe um, s-sure I won't.

Like that? My attempt at a horror movie is now an absurdist work of art, humour which has never been seen before.

>>14989033
Sorry, horror book.

>>14989016
Hmm, nope, that sounds nothing like my shitty attempt at a horror book.

>>14987532
> that prose translation
i'm now even more delighted with my soviet translation, perfectly rhymed and rythmed.

Not sure if this was lit enough

>>14989286
I got a major boner from reading the text on the left (not gay).

>>14989033
pretty hard cringe

>>14989444
Damn, I gotta do like Hemingway and kms now.

>>14988746
Probably raped murdered and left in a ditch

>>14988603
if he didn’t get it...

>>14987533
This only happens to me after maturbating to 3D. When I masturbate to 2D I usually feel really good afterwards

>>14990069
Should I laugh at the rating alone or is the review itself the funny part?

>>14988590
If this is your excuse for not reading more of Hegel or Jung you don't deserve to have an opinion on any of the topics they talk about.

>>14989436
+1

>>14987477
how deep was arthur into buddhism? is there any record of his readings?

>>14990134
You have to sort of take it as a whole.

>>14990048
TOPOWY JEJ

>>14987472

>>14987897
holy kek

>>14987724
id argue the exact opposite

>>14991125
hate these kinds of pics because some of these books are REAL books while others are just good books.

>>14987485
That's not funny, it's just depressing.

>>14991590
its a misreading of postmodernism, that's why it's funny u cunt

>>14991600
Well, besides postmodernism being hardly definable, they're talking structuralism, which part of the postmodern era.

>>14991611
>>14991600
Sorry, I meant post-structuralism.

>>14987532
Divine Comedy is such a juvenile work.

>>14989446

>>14991614
>>14991611
Kind of? It depends what thinker you would interpret that picture by.

>>14991294
And you'd both be right.

>>14989286
>>14989404

>>14987500
Franz Kafka stars in BUGMAN: THE BOOK

>>14987480

>>14991843
I'm with limmy on this one. Fucking a trap is at least less gay than fucking a post-op tranny, which means its definitely less gay than fucking a full-on man.

>>14990134
The funny part is
>1-star review of the Koran
>in Arabic
>clearly a ranting list even when you can't read it
>Stirner profile pic
It's pure shitposting at its finest, and probably funnier when you can't understand what the guy wrote.

>>14991678
A picture is an theoretically untenable cultural construct.

>>14992035
What kind of retard pseud bullshit is that? Should we get rid of language too, as letters are just pictures arranged to construct meaning? Kill yourself.

>>14987518
>food analogy

>>14992035
Not if you look at it, it isn't.

>>14987729
This but unironically

>>14989446
lmao
>>14992235
cringe

>>14992272
Cope

>>14992235
t. pyotr petrovich luzhin