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Which philosophy will give me the biggest dick?

>> No.14959490

>>14959450
Sionism
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>> No.14959558

>>14959450
With modal realism you can claim that there is a possible world composed only of your massive dong.

>> No.14959567

probabilism : )

>> No.14959669

>>14959450
Analytical philosophy will give you the self-deluding power to believe such.

>> No.14959697

I once made a mistake of posting Sellars here, and since then some faggot spams him day and night. This board is truly a forsaken place.

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>>14959697
it is simply a given that that would happen :^)

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>>14959450
Literally

>> No.14959942

>>14959450
Kant.

>> No.14960603

Randian Objectivism, of course. Ayn Rand literally designed that philosophy with the penis in mind.
When you think "rational self-interest", aren't you really, at some deeper level, thinking with the little head and not the big one?
And Capitalism! What better way to score with the ladies than to be a vigorous and determined Capitalist? Chase after women and you'll lose money, but chase the money, and you'll always have women!

In Ayn Rand's own words: "My philosophy, in essence, is the concept of man with a heroic penis, with its own happiness as the moral purpose of his life, with erection achievement as his noblest activity, and orgasm as his only absolute."

Read Atlas Shrugged. It will change your life. Especially your sex life.

>> No.14960679

My big dick led my heart to be broken, as in my ex trying to get me back just because of it, only for casual sex

>> No.14961290

Dick Rorty

>> No.14961500

>>14961290
Based

>> No.14962337

>>14960603
>woman

>> No.14962928
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14962928

60's idealism
Start with Powers