/lit/ - Literature

>>14927423
make me

What are the selections?

>>14927442
david foster wallace

>>14927442
Okay

Ok

Rank my penis from 1- 10.

Please :3

>>14927423
what does she have in her mouth?

>>14927423
Funny seeing this tranny trying to look cute

>>14927447
Just my tongue

>>14927445
Well who else?

>>14927423
I only read those who have died at least 100 years ago.

>>14927459
Okay don’t respond if the ranking is a 5. If it’s a 1, make a condescending remark towards me, if it’s 10 then start masturbating to me

>>14927459
rank any American postmodern novelists you've read
>>14927465
don't care

>>14927459
no but what are you holding in your cheek? you have some kind of scar?

>>14927442
Butterfly, please ignore my first comment. it was a bit crass and I take it back.


Just remember that i am your's and you are mine forever and forever joined as one.

>>14927459
Pynchon, Gass, Gaddis, Barth, McElroy, Vonnegut, DeLillo, Barthelme, Burroughs, Coover

>>14927470
That's hair.

>>14927423
Pynchon
Gaddis
Gass
DeLillo
Hawkes
>powergap
Auster
Vonnegut

That's the ones I've read and feel I have enough of an opinion to form a conclusion. I need to read Barth.

>>14927470
It’s from smiling. Overactive dimple

>>14927469
I don’t think I’ve read any. Would you include Ellison? Wait, George Saunders, right? He’s good.

>>14927477
Seen two film adaptations of two of them (not Naked Lunch though oddly enough)

NO PENIS. EVER

>>14927497
Barth reminds me of Pynchon, but he has a lot more metafictional bamboozles

>>14927499
You like my penis though? I mean, have I not heard you outside?

You aren’t being cute by being dismissal, you are just hurting my feelings. :3

Time to be honest Butterfly: you have relocated to where I live

for me it's:

Gaddis
Barthelme
Pynchon
Barth
DeLillo
Gass / Coover
Vonnegut

Haven't read: Hawkes, McElroy

>>14927548
>DeLillo
Just started White Noise recently, not too far in to make a real statement on it, but I do enjoy his writing style and the characters so far.

>>14927557
I like all of them a lot except Vonnegut. My favorite DeLillo is Libra

>>14927499
I love you butterfly I want us to get married

>>14927564
Too late bud. She is not going to reply ITT anymore since she has started shoving a dildo in her pussy. :3

>>14927571
Ignore him we would be so good together and I am so horribly lonely

>>14927576
She literally talks to me IRL. If you’re trying to make fun of me or us you’re failing hard.

If you’re a sad person, then cheer up there’s someone out there for everyone.

Three face start this thread?

You know I’m not interested in you. Stop trolling, please.

>>14927579
She obviously doesn't want to talk to you give someone else a chance

>>14927580
You don't mean that butterfly I'm not trolling I love you

>>14927580
I'm not trolling. I LOVE you! :3

>>14927580
You’re masturbating to me right now, you know you are. I propose a truce, just start masturbating to me and we won’t comment on it tonight.

Do it now :3

>>14927442
Butterfly do you ever post without the tripcode when you don't want anyone to know who you are?

gaddis
vollmann
pynchon
wallace
barth
delillo

>>14927598
I think all of these posts are her/it talking to itself

>>14927595
>>14927594
Not me.

Butterfly, it’s rather disingenuous anyway to come and talk to me IRL and tell me you want me and then to say something like this.

I understand you want it, I understand you perceive me to be someone great. Well it’s time to act on that perception. You want my dick. Now masturbate.

>>14927580
shut up and nuzzle my nuts :3

>>14927423
Butters tongues my shit stained anus

>>14927600
>vollmann that high
redpill me. where do I start?

>>14927580
It doesn't matter what you want butterdup, I shall have you and ravish you.

>>14927580
Butterfly, it’s rather disingenuous anyway to come and talk to me IRL and tell me you want me and then to say something like this.

>>14927580
>three face
?? who the fuck is three face?

Butters, is this "penis" dude a friend of yours >>14927603 ? He sure does talk a lot.

>>14927619
She talked to me irl and told me she wants me. She only says this stuff here to look cool. Deep down, she thirsts over me. :3

>>14927619
Yeah she comes by and we do sexual shit together sometimes, other times we just talk. :3

She never would have recognized me like this before and she hasn’t denied living around me, so there’s your proof.

As for her? Well I obviously think she’s attractive, she just needs to give less of a fuck what other people think of her or myself :3

That’s the only way this is going to work

>>14927625
This is not me.

Listen, I understand you think this is funny, but I have been one person this whole time.

I remember last year when I got her to walk around with no pants all day. And that was before she lived around me.

>>14927611
at the start

>>14927598
Nope.
I prefer to go without the trip, but anon wont let me.

>>14927616
>:3
^the troll

>>14927619
No.

Give me years and I’ll say. Do the beats count? Nabokov? Confederacy of dunces?

Legit schizo posting in multiple personalities with strong tranny tendencies. Going to be hearing about the butterfly serial killer in the news

>>14927631
Deep down, she wants me. You can pretend to be me all you want but I am the only Tyler that she thirsts over. :3

>>14927633
Just keep masturbating, don’t look back Butterfly. :3

We’ve got this, don’t worry. This thread is a very good sign. Just keep going.

Have you tried squatting on a dildo? How many squats can you do on a dildo?

Believe it or not this thread is a good sign :3

>>14927634
1950-2000

>>14927632
Is he a decent stylist? I worry that the volume he writes at will mean he writes like a sloppy journo

>>14927641
Deep down, I want the ladies. That is all.

>>14927633
>anon wont let me
How do you mean, butters?

>>14927653
My guess? She's clearly a (You) addict and posting as anon just doesn't hit the same

>>14927653
She means she wants to keep in contact with me so we can profess our love and sexual fantasies. :3

>>14927652
You keep on saying you’re a lesbian babe but you keep coming by. :3

Shove that dildo in, don’t worry. Everyone here is an asshole. I am not.

>>14927660
Not me

>the flood shall cleanse this board

>>14927649
>he writes like a sloppy journo
he does/is one

>>14927643
>>14927662
Stop clogging up threads with your larping degeneracy. Nobody finds it amusing.

>>14927666

>>14927663
You are not me. Quit pretending to be me. I am Tyler. :3

>>14927652
>transbian
Why?

>>14927684
I’m not trans anything. I’m a woman.

>>14927680
>>14927673
She is only responding to me and very slowly. This is an indication of her masturbating.

We used to play this game very often, and we’re doing it because I have to be at work right now or I’d get her to come over. She is going to be masturbating for the next few hours. Trust me.

>>14927696
You and your imaginary friend need to get a room.

>>14927645
>in order
Nabokov
Salinger
Kerouac
Updike
Burroughs
Toole
Wallace
Flannery
Cormac
Kesey
Pynchon
Ray Bradbury
Heller
Vonnegut
Ellison
Bellow
Roth
Heinlein
Ayn rand

>>14927691
I'm a real one and you're writing like a man.

>>14927672
do you like his nonfiction? I want to read Imperial and bought No Immediate Danger

>>14927696
No, she loves only me. :3

>>14927710
kek, most of these aren't pomo but it's fine. No love for Bellow/Roth?

>>14927477
I’d give a similar ranking, honestly

But after giving that ranking, I’d ask “why is /lit/ so obsessed with rankings? Why not just enjoy the uniqueness of every author, whether they’re worse or greater than Shakespeare and Joyce?” Sometimes it’s impossible to really give an objective ranking, too. Shakespeare and Pynchon are great in different waysZ

>>14927713
Hey, bby. What you been reading lately?

>>14927720
Yeah I know, but I just chose authors I liked from the time period. No, I’m Jewish but can’t stand Jews, aside from Salinger and Proust and Kafka etc., in terms of prose heller, bellow, and Roth deserve to be mentioned though, but their moralism and entitlement bothers me.

>>14927729
It's math envy that all suckers that waste their time on the liberal arts suffer from. Rankings are at least slightly quantitative and make midwits feel like they're actually doing something real

>>14927710
>Heinlein
>Ayn rand
Oh come on.

>>14927734
how do you mean?

>>14927741
I think it's more because our leisure time on earth is limited, so it's necessary to prioritize.

>>14927744
They’re fun, and from the time period. don’t know what a post modern author is so I chose the time period.

>>14927741
this is (ironically) armchair psychology. rankings are fun -- everyone understands this. don't take it so seriously
>>14927729
it is an easy way to get a discussion on /lit/

>>14927730
Keep shoving it in.

I do want to eventually bridge the gap for you of caring about me because I’m not trying to put you in a spot. I’m not forcing you to do anything and you’re doing this right now because you want to :3

But I’ll take what I can get I suppose. This isn’t going to hurt, trust me

>>14927747
Idk I just don’t like them. I find them to be boring and safe with nice prose.

>>14927762
I get it, but if that is how you feel, how do you explain liking Updike?

>>14927730
Ugh, you are a man! It's not relevant to the thread but if you must know what I've been reading it is Thought Vibration by Atkinson. Weirdo.

>>14927764
I like the rabbit books a lot and I haven’t read bellow’s or Roth’s novels yet.

>>14927767
She doesn’t care anymore and won’t reply for my sake because she is masturbating to me and she posted an original pic ITT clearly she’s not a man, but you are.

:3

>>14927777
Oh, you mean you've just read stories by Bellow and Roth? I like Updike too, especially Rabbit is Rich, but I find it depressing in a way that I don't think Updike totally intended. Have you read Roger's Version or The Witches of Eastwick? He stretches himself some in those novels and I think it benefits his writing

>>14927764
I also confused bellow with Norman mailer fuck. Mailer is horrible, I’ll give bellow and Roth another chance lol. Maybe catch 22 too.

>>14927787
Yes only short stories and a bit of american pastoral. No I haven’t read them, but will check them out. Thanks anon.

>>14927767
I am a woman, and a lesbian. I care nothing for how to sound more or less feminine by your standards. I only care about impressing a girl enough for to give me a chance.
That title doesn’t sound like my kind of thing.

>>14927798
Butterfag has no game lmfao

>>14927767
I am a woman, and a lesbian. I care not not a bit how to sound more or less feminine by your standards. I only care about impressing a girl enough for her to give me a chance.
That title doesn’t sound like my kind of thing.

>>14927806
Even if you weren't a lesbcel the bed death thing would frustrate you to no end even if you found someone. Women cannot copulate.

t. Expert

>>14927798
That girl fucking turned you down, Butters. Yikes. Maybe you should settle for :3

>>14927805
what was it

>>14927806
If I became a woman would you give me a chance butterfly?

>>14927814
Bby. Even if you were to find a hot girl, even if you didn’t have children, you and her both would experience this GQ thing called “bed death”
But you wont. You haven’t a romantic bone in your body.

>>14927710
>Kerouac that high and standing in for "postmodernism"

absolutely BASED and CHADPILLED

>>14927817
She didn’t turn Butterfly down, she gave her a chance to go after her, and Butterfly refused. She refused because she’s masturbating to me :3

>>14927822
Butterfly is a TERF. She doesn't believe you can change your gender.

>>14927823
See
>>14927830

>>14927832
predictable

>>14927823
After procreation children tend to take priority, although potent couples can have many. What is the fruit of lesbian couples beyond broken assholes and violent abuse? It's just a more involved form of masturbation, an unquenchable thirst. On a deeper level male and female are two parts of a whole and must unite to gain completeness, your rejection of men leaves you incomplete and wanting. With a hole that you cannot fill with anything else. You may try to be an ersatz man, but you can't since despite how hard you try your essence is still of the feminine.

I bet you would make a good mother, why not try to live up to that potential?

>>14927832
Wow, what a nazi bigot.

>>14927497
Solid

>>14927806
you're a 50 year old trans boomer. what girl in the world could you be impressing 'enough for her to give' you 'a chance'?

>>14927848
>imagine wasting your potential and time on little shits when there are more than enough children already

>>14928226
>imagine not reproducing because there are tons of nigglets around
>imagine not fulfilling yourself to the fullest through the sacred act of creation
>imagine being this ungrateful to your own parents for their sacrifices and hardship raising you

>>14927423
i've only read pynchon sorry

>>14928267
Yeah, feels bretty good. Breeders should give it a try.

>>14928335
Might as well kill yourself right now desu.

>>14888888

>>14928353
>killing yourself when you enjoy life
Guess you're dumb beyond your obsession with procreating.

>>14927497
I'm stoked to get into Hawkes

>>14927610
stay in line buddy

>>14927423
don't care
name of qt in pic?

>>14931104
me

how do i delete my reply?

>>14931215
Fain would I dwell on form, fain, fain deny
What I have spoke: but farewell compliment!

>>14927423
Teenie Weenie
Bandana Boy
Sharen
The Abominable Ham O'Leary
Based Keith
Orange Scrotum
OW MAH LEGS
Princess LaToy'ashani Desire Dominique
The Robot Fellator

>>14927423
did butterfly kill herself? I heard that a few weeks back

>>14931104
It’s me from a long time back
>>14931393
Hell no. I’ll outlive most of you.

>>14927497
I’d put Gaddis above Pynchon, but yeah. Vollmann could go in here too, probably after Gass since he’s definitely more interesting than DeLillo.

thoughts on barry hannah?

>>14928267
there will always be stupid people who will breed anon, usually without any actual intention of doing so but they were too poor/stupid to go on birth control. And your parents didn't sacrifice jackshit by raising you, raising kids isn't like running a fucking gauntlet, you just work extra hours and send them to some shitty (((((school)))) where they can be indoctrinated, it's not that fucking hard really, your parents just tell you that it was hard because they see you as a burden.

>>14928267
>sacred act of creation
holy shit how much of a cumbrain are you? If you ever actually participated in procreation you'd realize that it's never done as a ''sacred act'', it's nothing like your infantile fantasies.

>>14932632
>t. Fornicator
I bet you don't even have any children lol.

Who is this ugly mannish bitch?

None of you even mentioned Borges?

>catface econ math guy is still "trolling" the tripfag
Jesus Christ dude this has been going on since July.

>>14933201
American

>>14933201
>not american
>not pomo

this board got filtered by mcelroy at its peak. none of you could read him now

Fucking imbeciles in this thread...

every couple of weeks-months that i come back to this board its just getting shittier and shittier like ffs man this fucking board sucks ass; i wish we could just go back to the days of shitting on /sci/ fags instead of debating a mental case trans