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Help me out bros. I have to write a 500 word short story that is dialogue based. What are some of your school appropriate ideas?

>> No.14920310

>>14920271
a MAGAlord and an establishment democrat work out their differences and fuck

>> No.14920314

>>14920310
"school appropriate"

>> No.14920338

>>14920314
You could absolutely write an ending where it's clear they end up fucking, without shocking a school audience. In fact, a good teacher will appreciate the balls it takes to go there.

>> No.14920361

>>14920338
>>14920310
stop doing his homework for him

>> No.14920401

>>14920361
stfu

>> No.14920413
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14920413

>>14920271
>500 word
>is panicking and asking FUCKING /LIT/ for help

>> No.14920425

>>14920271
A boy and his dog go on a disneyesque 16 State Bank robbery spree directed and produced by Quinton tarenteno.

Write the dialogue for that one

>> No.14920432

>>14920271
OP and his bf discuss who is gonna be on top this night

>> No.14920440

>>14920271
We could have a dialogue right now, then just copy and paste it with a few alterations.

>> No.14920443

>>14920432
I am, with you on bottom

>> No.14920453

>>14920271
A police interrogation on an interstellar colony

>> No.14920497
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14920497

>>14920271
He entered the oval office, his hair flowing, absolutely no one could tell it was a toupee. His suit transmitting his power absolute. In the chair by his desk he caught sight of a great pair of cancelled. Meaty and firm. His eyes wandered up her leg to the no nonsense business casual he just couldn't take his eyes off those thick and juice hips firmly pressing into her tight office skirt. He managed to move his stare up to a shelf and breasts that begged to be fondled.

"Donald, up here. We need to talk about this corvid-19 business. It's tearing our world apart Donald! The shitter is lined up full and there's no goddam toliet paper."

"Well Hillary," the president licked his lips "I'm sure something could be worked out for the team.". He leered at her tits like a fat kid staring at a buffet table

"Oh...Don...I...But Bill...". Hillary stammered.

"Fuck Bill. You know you want some Trump meat sausage. Show me them titties!"

>> No.14920544

>>14920443
This, and then repeat oh yeah until you reach 500 words

>> No.14920545

>>14920497
Roll a quad and this will be in my paper.

>> No.14920555

>>14920401
I hope your teacher googles the assignment. I caught 3 of you little zoomers trying to get /sci/ doing their homework for you.

>> No.14920558

>>14920545
Commmooooon quads

>> No.14920626

>>14920558
Gogogog

>> No.14920633

>>14920271
just write nigger 500 times

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14920641

>>14920545
rolling

>> No.14920654

>>14920626
Quads

>> No.14920668

>>14920545
by YAHWEH I will it to be so

>> No.14920683

rolling time is over lads. i got a good topic

>> No.14920699

>>14920641
Quads!>>14920654

>> No.14920705

>>14920683
So what is it?

>> No.14920751

>>14920705
i'm just going to copypaste an excerpt from hamlet