/lit/ - Literature

>>14861945
Papercut on the jugular

>>14861945
Double suicide with the love of your life.

>>14861945
Preceded by a lonely and pathetic life

>>14861945
literally ascending into heaven

>>14861945
Overdosing on flaming hot Cheetos

This

Soduku like my man Mishima

>>14861945
gasbag suicide attempt accompanied by lengthy pseudointellectual suicide note riddled with grammatical errors and eventual death once the family decides to pull the plug rather than pay the hospital for your care after braindeath

>>14861945

To the contradiction.

Seppuku after finishing your magnum opus

>>14861945
working yourself to death for the benefit of people who had it harder than you, while searching for spiritual gratification and leaving money and a house for your kids that won't even be as smart or as dumb as you once were.

everything else is a waste of time

>>14861945
Choking while puking your own feces.

>>14861945
On a cross.

if i were mildly depressed in france, trying to figure out what I want out of life (as I am now) and then some hoe ass disease killed me due to the incompetence of world govermnents that would be pretty pomo

>>14861945

>>14861979
based and Elijah-pilled

>>14861945
occultic subterfuge assassination

>>14861945
>>14863586
>the Virgin martyr tied forcefully to a stick and executed vs the chad hero tying yourself to a rock so you don't die on your back while your enemies are scared to approach you

>>14861945
base jumping into a woodchipper

Consumption
Or brain fever
Or shot in a duel

"cholera" while admiring top-tier teenage boipucci

Dying alone.

Long drop, short rope

>>14861945
As a martyr to one's work; secretly taken out by the government so as to become a subject of conspiracy. In a spirit of righteous combat

>>14861945
Execution by firing squad

>>14861945
The inscription machine from "In The Penal Colony."

>>14861945
https://youtu.be/Vm__6j6wQ3w

>>14861945
Melanated Carribean Brapper to the dome

>>14861945
High barometric pressure latex encasement with Megan Boyle's post-cardio tootsies

>>14865336
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty....
Thanks for reminding of James Thurber, anon.

>>14861969
kleist-pilled

>>14861945
Self-immolation, easily. Those who disagree are just wimps and brainlets

>>14861945
Publish a few of your works, then an hero by hanging yourself.

starving yourself to death

<---- died after eating sixty dumplings for a bet

>>14866641

Beyond based

>>14861945
In someone else's bed, a long pile of bills, the final stages of an STDeath, quipping about the furnishing.

>Those drapes must go, or I shall.

>>14861969
Suicidebomb someone else' suicide just before they die, so they know you just took their fifteen seconds of relevance.

>>14863910
Lol those gay euphemisms.

They'll start calling AIDS hay fever next.

>>14861945
Have you guys already figured out what your last words are? I wrote a small poem that I'll give to my family on my death bed.

"Autumn has come, and my leaves shall soon fly off

But do not weep, praise my works

and come meet me in the distant spring."

>>14866737
>I thought that was his will
>Forget spring i want windFall
>Wanker

>>14866737
Before lighting myself on fire I would say "In my lucidity I choose to burn."

>>14866737
“I just shit my pants guys”

>>14861991
damn...

>>14866737
"here comes the sun" and then stream here comes the sun on spotify

>>14866737
In the end it was an ordinary heart, pumping blood

>>14866737
>Oil paintings of x-rated picnics behind the walls of medication I'm free
>Every leaf in a compact mirror hits a target that we can't see
>Grass grows in the icebox
>The year ends in the next room..
>It is Autumn and my camouflage is dying
David Berman, The Wild Kindness

>>14861945
sacrifice

idk if its been said but its literally:

----------before you are ready to die and with a trove of unpublished works which will be later discovered years after your death and to which you will be heralded as a prodigy----------------------

>>14866921
Actually that raises a better question: what song would you like to hear playing as you die? I didn't give it too much thought but one of these wouldn't be an awful choice for me https://youtu.be/9GkVhgIeGJQ
https://youtu.be/D00M2KZH1J0
https://youtu.be/Hvo6p9VmQiA

>>14861945
Suicide. Jumping through the window because you no longer support your diseases.

>>14861945
>>14861985
>>14862051
A synthesis

>>14861945
rotting away in supermax

>>14867003
Peaceful silence is the most /lit/ way to die. Music is as normalfag as it gets, endlessly droning in modern life in stores, cars, headphones and elsewhere.

>>14862044
stop posting this fake shit

>>14865336
>fusillading
Underrated and underutilized in literature. Dostoevsky was almost killed that way.

Getting shot in a duel by some midwit

>>14866641
>La Mettrie's celebration of sensual pleasure was said to have resulted in his early death. The French ambassador to Prussia, Tirconnel, grateful to La Mettrie for curing him of an illness, held a feast in his honour. It was claimed that La Mettrie wanted to show either his power of gluttony or his strong constitution by devouring a large quantity of pâté de faisan aux truffes. As a result, he developed a gastric illness of some sort. Soon after he began suffering from a severe fever and eventually died.

>>14861945
Walking into a river with pockets full of stone, mostly because when she did that, not only did she die, literature died as well.

>>14867775
This

>>14867747
utterly based, excellent portrait too

>>14867714
Ah, Lermontov as well

>>14861945
Achieving what you thought would be happiness (Succes, power, money, a woman you've been chasing for years) and still being depressed and drinking yourself to death.

>writing a heavily lauded series
>a mentally ill person becomes obsessed with your work
>you end your series with an ending that angers this person
>this person kills you
Something like this probably never happened, but would be interesting if it did.

>sleep deprivation
>secondhand smoke inhalation
>dipsomania
>hemlock