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>tfw i find out my mommy philosophy professor is married
>tfw all that time spent visiting during office hours was wasted
do i still have a shot bros, I cited one of her works in my research paper and made her blush like once during office hours when I feigned being frustrated when I couldn't answer a logic question.

Is it possible bros

>> No.14865226

You never had a shot, anon.

>> No.14865235

>>14865221
>Made her blush like once...
How so? Explain the situation better and why that would demonstrate that she had any leanings towards you.

>> No.14865238

>>14865221
don't get her fired for a #metoo scandal, you have to wait five years after you finish your last class with her like a psychologist

>> No.14865255

>>14865221
You still have a chance. She could be in an open marriage.

>> No.14865262

>>14865235
We were talking about Wittgenstein and she kept throwing basically non sequitur logic curveballs at me, eventually I pleaded mercy, she laughed and blushed then said "Your just like Ludwig himself".

I like to think that our office hours are dates.

>> No.14865266

>>14865221
Is she hot?

>> No.14865520

>>14865262
>Your just like Ludwig himself
As if she knew "Ludwig himself" personally, or something. Fucking women, I swear.

>> No.14865522

>>14865221
>not having a philosophical affair
what were you even trying?

>> No.14865537

>>14865262
Leave Ludwig to me.

>> No.14865540

>>14865221
How tall are you?

>> No.14865594

>>14865540
Good question. Educated women tend to prefer shorter men.

>> No.14865602

>>14865520
>mistaking this for fact
fuck idiots, i swear

>> No.14865630

>>14865262
>"Your just like Ludwig himself".
She's calling you a queer, anon.

>> No.14865640

>>14865594
cope

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>>14865640

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>>14865262
wtf bro, im so jealous, no mommy philosopher ever called me something like that. I would literally die happy if I was talking about Nietzsche with a hot older women and she called me freddy or something. I would literally die. Fuck you.

>> No.14866003

>>14865221
Does she have large Milkers? Otherwise she isn’t a real mommy.

>> No.14866005

>>14865221
What the fuck is wrong with you

>> No.14866018

>>14866005
He is taking a shot at living the dream of being treated like he is mentally 12 years old by a philosopher mommy. Don’t fuck this up for him.

>> No.14866031

>>14865255
If this Is true, she's a bimbo whore and you shouldn't continue in pursuing her affection

>> No.14866067

Pics and blurry her face

>> No.14866380

>>14865221
>>14865262
Stop loving her physically, and start loving her platonically as your mentor and intellectual partner.