/lit/ - Literature

>>14857703
There once was a man named Nantucket

>>14857740
Who busted a nut in a bucket
He cleaned up his mess
In a state of undress
He's no longer welcome at Safeway

there once was a man from siam
as well endowed as priam
when told, "thats a start
but can you touch my heart?"
said he, "madam, i am"

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

>>14857703
It's kind of what they are for.

This limerick’s not any worse
If you start from the bottom-most verse
For the neat thing is this
(Unless I’m remiss)
This limerick works in reverse!

there once was a man from nantucket
whose dick was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin,
"if my ear were a cunt I would fuck it!"

I once knew a housemaid called Sue
Who’d nothing whatever to do,
Yet did it so badly
That I thought she’d gladly
Have stopped it before she was through.

A faggot who lived in Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room.
They argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what, and with what, to whom.

There once was a young girl called Gloria
Who was had by Sir Gerald de Maurier,
Six other men,
Sir Gerald again,
And the band of the Waldorf-Astoria.

The Englishman’s home is his castle
And the Englishwoman his vassal
Though that’s not to say
That it’s always that way
These days she’s not worth the hassle.