/lit/ - Literature

>>14808269
ones who are vain enough to record videos of themselves making reviews of god awful books are

>>14808269
You don’t actually watch these... do you Anon?

All men are ugly and all women are ugly without makeup
All humans are ugly if you don't think so it's just because you haven't looked at them for long enough

>>14808269
>booktubers
>focuses on aesthetics

is OP 12y/o or something?

>>14808269
These are just normal looking people. Cooming to BLACKED and instagram accounts all day long completely warped your perception of a human body.

>>14808269
nope, had to pause but a nope, maybe, nope but yeah, fellas ffs try not to look like such nerds, no, no, no, no, maybe, probably

>>14808269
my booktube waifu is homely as fuck and prob a huge roastie irl i don't even know why i bother watching

>>14808269
holly shit those are ugly bastards and the males look gay af. i would only top the last girl and the 4th of the 2nd row

>>14808269
Not all booktubers

that redhead hipster was pretty qt

Because of what we did to the cute one.

>>14809112
>cute

>>14808682
What phenotype is this?

>>14809671
orc dwarf

>>14808269
>be me
>watch poetry booktuber
>he says poems should not be...
>archaic
>rhyming
>titled
tfw I write traditional rhyming poems with titles

>>14808269
>Why are booktubers so ugly?
>Are only ugly people into books?
Booktubers are overwhelmingly into fiction.
A sizeable portion of it - perhaps even a majority - genre fiction.
People who read nonfiction are generally speaking less ugly.
Take for example, Olly Thorn on """Philosophy Tube""".
I don't agree with him on a lot of shit, but generally speaking he's more handsome than readers of fiction.
If you contest this, the degree to which you think Olly is ugly is proportional to the degree to which Hegel's dialectic is wrong, ergo fictitious.

God women are awful, superficial creatures. Nice in small doses but when you see them all together it really reminds you of how evil they are.

>>14810389
bitter men are much worse

If they were hot enough they wouldn't have to rely on books for attention. They'd simply make videos of them looking cute as hot people normally do.

>>14808269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4Aezd-oi_M

>>14809671
Eternal Anglo

>>14810415
Bitter men are sometimes philosophers, artists, and world leaders. Women are garrulous do-nothing pigs in every era.

>>14810525
nice cherry picking nerd

>>14810526
Saying "some subset of x is y" is not cherrypicking, it's acknowledging that some subset of x is y. No subset of woman is anything other than worthless.

>>14810541

>>14810438
she's cute

>>14810632
kinda. but I don't know, if she's a good poet, for her tits are longer than my attention span.

was she the perfect waifu?

>>14810682
I'm a woman gotta take pictures of my face constantly have to keep taking pictures with my face in them I have three different websites just to post pictures of me looking cute for my family friends and total strangers did you see me wearing this new clothing did you see me standing in front of this building one time I went to the library and just so you know that I went there I took fifteen pictures of myself standing next to it and looking cute haha look at this one it's of a burger I ate that I wanted to show everyone and also 80% of the frame is my face can you believe the cutesy affected expression I'm making don't I look cute when I'm doing absolutely everything that I ever do on a daily basis that I photograph myself doing have you seen these 214 pictures of me visiting Madrid for one day have you seen how I stood next to all the things and my face was there and I was cute hang on don't take a picture of me let me make sure I'm posing my facial muscles in a way that perfectly makes me look youthful and girlish and attractive in a series of gestures and expressions that are half-conscious because I'm a narcissist but also half-unconscious because I've simply introjected a constant need to be posing and preening and peacocking in every moment of my fucking life and everything I do is just a vehicle for appending my face to it because I'm a woman WOW excuse me are you misogynistic or something it's not like I do this for you are you kidding me you actually think that I spend all day every day every hour of my entire waking life specifically accentuating all the secondary sex characteristics you find attractive and posing my face to look cute and young for YOU are you delusional I do this for me and nobody else I just like to feel attractive nevermind the fact that attractive presupposes the question to whom I do it for me and nobody else now excuse me while I take a picture of myself factitiously soullessly smirking in a way that I've unconsciously learned makes me look Dorky-Cute Variant #81 while I try on sunglasses in a fucking Walmart.

>>14809112
common misconception she was always a whore

>>14810707
you must also hold yourself accountable for the things you do.

>>14808269
How do we destroy booktube?

>>14809112
fuck my sides

I don't know about you but I'd definitely spoon the blonde to the right of mister blue shirt over there.

>>14810525
R u a philosopher artist or world leader?

>>14808286
Never watched a single one in my life, that other anon must be some kind of teenage kid who's life revolves around what's happening on YouTube

>>14813181
His point doesn't require him to be.

>>14810321
>tfw I write traditional rhyming poems with titles
EISH, ANON, NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOU AND YOUR SHITTY POEMS. MOREOVER, NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THESE PIECES OF VAINGLORIOUS SHIT TRYING TO SOUND SMART.
BUT I WILL TELL YOU THIS. AFTER YOU'VE BLOWN YOUR LOAD IN A GIRL A FEW HUNDRED TIMES, IT IS NICE IF SHE'S ABLE TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ABOUT THAN THE LATEST EPISODE OF......GAME OF GOYS.

>>14808269
Because most people are "ugly" compared to the manufactured norms of mass media.
Funny how all of your knuckle-draggers complaining about "normies" buy normie propaganda hook, line, and sinker.

>>14811851
t. Suzy Q Gaped-Gash