/lit/ - Literature

also that is a picture of me i hate you. gayfags rate.

Treated like a human? On 4chan?

And yes, you're right, the only way to be alpha is to be famous.

>>1479229
>Treated like a human? On 4chan?
no i meant irl, thats why im back. im kind of noticed here.

any people that are writefags are doomed to fail. why even bother when you'll be worse than stephen king?

whatever nerd

Human?

Nobody here but us dogs.

Also, teats or go the poop away.

>>1479241
you mad, writefag?

>>1479246
i dont write and I couldnt write a story if the human race depends on it
i share your opinion of everyone on this board is a terrible writer, myself included

>>1479246
>>1479233
>saging his own thread

>>1479251
you mad none of your 'nerdy' friends, actually like you or have shared an experience with you?

>implying being famous is the apex of the human experience; human success

lulz

>>1479255
ty you're the worst troll on this board
try /b/ they are more gullible

Is it a /b/ thread?

>>1479229
>>1479259
>people that aren't successful in denial
truth hurts right? no reason to lie to yourself tho.

AHRHARRARA

AHHHRAHARHARAR

RAHARARARARHARARARAR

What's going on in here?

>>1479275
you're here because you dont like your friends im guessing.

>I'm back

I'm sorry, who are you again?

>>1479317
>doesnt get the reference
>posting on 4chan's literature board
GET OUT

>>1479310
I'm here for you brax

always for u

>>1479214
Is that really you? Because I got the impression you were about 15.

>>1479233

>any people that are writefags are doomed to fail

Speak for yourself, douchebag.

>>1479274

right, because celebrities represent the apex of american culture

hint, what's most popular on average is what's most average.

quality also rises to the surface, but not always, and not always in one's lifetime

and when it does it's usually not with the purpose to be famous; otherwise, attention whore

>>1479330
>laughing it off
i got you! so is COD-therapy helping you relate to the average joe d&e?

>>1479338
hahahahaha. for serious though 18, probably mature and relatively self-aware for my age. i mean, fggts on here are ion their twenties and they say the dumbest things to me.

>>1479347
i speak for all of us with that statement.

>>1479349
pro-tip: greatness is fucking beyond anyone here. at least you might make an attempt at fame.

And why would one desire to be famous?

>>1479359
you seem pretty pretentious to me. I don't know if it's any better than the higher level you see yourself at above your peers. You also are incapable of having a normal conversation with anyone on here. And I assume most of the time you are a troll.

>>1479359
So do you mean that's not your picture? because he sure as hell doesn't look 18. He's kind of hot in a spazzed-out, malformed-jaw kind of way.

>>1479359

"greatness is beyond anyone here"

and you know that how?

oh right, just talking shit

carry on

>>1479380
Like a cross between Viggo Mortensen and Stephen Hawking.

>>1479364
why would one pretend to themselves they don't have the desire to be famous?

>>1479373
just because i say things you dont like or dont understand doesnt mean im a troll. you seem pretty young to me, yes?

>>1479380
i have a strong jawline.

>>1479382
no seriously you think the next kafka is here? even tao lin wont be that great. maybe hemingway tier in a few decades. nothing to be proud of though. anyway tao lin is insane he pretends to himself that he takes nothing seriously.

>>1479413
Most of the time you respond to me with GTFO and shut-up and once you didn't respond to me at all when I pointed out that you seemed like a teenager who just found out that most people are hypocrites, most people in life are shallow. I just think you don't have a wide view of the world. And seeing as you responded to my statement by asking about my age, shows you are trying to deflect the question.

>>1479413
Strong jawline? It looks like you have a gobstopper in your cheek.

>>1479422
>you seemed like a teenager who just found out that most people are hypocrites, most people in life are shallow
so im not allowed to point out the obvious or complain about it?

>I just think you don't have a wide view of the world
go ahead and enlighten me.

>>1479413

dude whatever

you're entitled to your opinion

just as other /lit/ tards are free to criticize the brilliance of writers like twain, hemingway, joyce, etc. in these forums

whatever, atheists claim god is dead

god laughs

>>1479436
>brilliance of writers like twain, hemingway
troll-on, my son!

>>1479440

so says you

just some retard

tell me, what are your opinions of god?

lulz

fag

>>1479444
>tell me, what are your opinions of god?
not modern enough for me.

stop making shit threads.

>>1479359
>so is COD-therapy helping you relate to the average joe d&e?
Yeah, it is really helpful in bridging Historical Horizons I have to admit

>>1479457
how you feel about the fact no one's ever shared an experience with you and that you will die alone?

Dont give up Ty. You are only reinforcing your alienation by withdrawing further from society.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3epyqmKU3g&feature=related

>>1479473
Plenty of folks have shared an experience with me.
Every living creature on earth dies alone.

not to mention lives

>>1479480
forgot my piq

>>1479477
>pretending to be replying to the OP just so he has an excuse to puke up that drivel
im not making an effort, no one cares so why should i? ill just be a leech, fine with that.

>>1479480
ok ok ok. be serious. just tell us what your problem is and why you post here all the time, you dont like your friends very much,. theyt dumb, you too pretentious?

Tybrax I want to suck your cock.

>40 posts
>over half of them Tybrax and Deep&Edgy

cool that you're back, ty. i agree that we're dysfunctional in one way or another. people ego trippin' over eachother but don't see it as we're too busy sucking our own dicks.

>>1479451
>stop making shit threads.

>implying there is a non-shitty thread on 4chan

>>1479480
d&e= love. i'm convinced of it.

>>1479487
This is just what I am doing now. There isn't really anything more to say about it that isn't the product of anxieties or expectations (anxieties).

>>1479502
leave my board please.

also if d&e was successful academically he would be on here as little as isabelle huppert and onionring are. he's on way too much to have social life and good studies

d'aww

A MOMENT, A LOVE
A DREAM ALOUD
A KISS, A CRY
OUR RIGHTS, OUR WRONGS
A MOMENT, A LOVE
A DREAM ALOUD
A MOMENT, A LOVE
A DREAM ALOUD

We are all doing fine, we will all work through our shit one way or another and it will all be the one not much of a point in getting mad over it either way

l2lol

Maybe we should all move up the internet web chain and start hanging around http://htmlgiant.com/
What do you guys say?

>>1479518
not, d&e. I use to have a social life and an academic life, but prefer here to either.

>>1479450

lulz, that's what I thought

and don't you mean "post-modern"?

>>1479538
>>1479538
hey d&e how come you're not like tao lin and take nothing seriously at all. life is a joke, you know? just gotta be mature and lol, LOL xD

>>1479518

>successful academically

>hahahahahah

>>1479572
>life is a joke, you know?
No that's just fucking stupid

>>1479575

I agree with D & E

life may not be a joke, but DE your name suggests you take life too seriously

balance

>>1479575
then why lol dumbass. leave this board. alll you do is come here to take out your passive agressive bullying feelings

>>1479578
>taking life too seriously
buzzwords buzzwords buzzwords

when ppl say this they mean, my makeup means i cant understand things so i just am isjefbuifbswyoebfgyseobfyseobf
fuycking loser

>>1479579
y u so mad?

>>1479584

dude, lrn2make sense

i don't even...

>>1479587
you're the gay version of poke. go suck a dick closetfag.

>>1479588
im just saying th e truth.

>>1479592
stop saying cliches then you think you're so mature. why dont you kill yourself?

>>1479579
>then why lol
why not

>>1479593
>closetfag

>>1479595
ok go hang yourself for the lulz d&e. or chop off finger then post pic.

>>1479596
whatever you define yourself by teh gays then. go read some literature influenced by your sexual preferences fggt

>>1479597
>go hang yourself for the lulz d&e. or chop off finger then post pic.
why should i?

>>1479601
>why not

>>1479604
>why

>>1479600
>>1479600
it would be shallow not to define myself by my frailties

you know so little

>>1479609
that post is so dumb i feel sick

>>1479605
do what i say you moron. if you love me you will leave this baord.

>>1479593
Hated irl and on internet.

>>1479611
if you weren't so impassioned i might actually like you

>>1479617
im not hated irl ;_;

>>1479613
I've never had much faith in that whole "if you love someone, set them free" crap

>>1479627
ok keep calling u selfish love then you hypocrite

>>1479634
>selfish love
>selfish
>love
pick two

>>1479613
You're obviously incredibly immature emotionally
Judging by your posts you should consider going to /B where your fervent, impassioned personality will be right at home

>>1479639

who's the guy in the op's picture? i want to make love with him

>>1479665
Fabulous: the functionalist coke machine of A)reaction images or B)stale witticisms

>>1479669
Yeah. He's hot. TinEye drew a blank.

>>1479690
would you cuddle me or am i too broken :/

>>1479690
He's gotta be some indie rock frontman, his face is very familiar but I can't quite place it

>>1479701
He resembles Viggo Mortensen.

>>1479701
are all creative people hot famous and best forever or have special personality, i will love you for one thing 4v3r c'mon c'mon. ? how you deal with beign worst at things not even bad not noticed how toso :P(((( ;_;

>>1479701
andrew bird x ted leo with a splash of malkmus

this is driving me nuts

>>1479687
>stale
as much as i have been told otherwise, I will always firmly hold that this is not, nor was it ever, truly a word

>>1479705
you resemble a dumb slut that will never be content go be adultererer whore. cant keep utrr pussy content fguckiung bitch

yu fucks make me sick.
help.

>this thread

>>1479717
helop mean i have no friend. nobody touched me in years helpp ;_____:

what do i do. im not making an effort for people that dont care i will justy be a leech if that s all i can choose between. im not responsible for me im not taking such a bad ship i could have had better

>>>/mu/15088002

>>1479745
404

>>1479737

you're not making any sense

drunk?

>>1479745

>>1479750
no just sad i type with one finger because im so saddddd :(((((((((

>>1479757

lighten up

it's all right

>>1479761
no im alone theres no point in doingf anything other than to distract urself :__________;

no ne likes me, they dont care irl. on here they think im creep

>>1479765
http://psychicvampire.org/index.htm

>>1479765

prof?

at any rate, doubt and gloom are self-fulfilling prophesies...negative energy repels people

have some faith and you'll come around, and they'll come around

>>1479771
no i already say i try in op, i cant be fucked anymore. im not making any effort ever again. not until someone does som,ething to show theyre real. a woman needed money for tra\in today all she do is smile when i give the m,oney, no hug. i dont feel anything shes not realk. i just want to cry and crawl in die. someone should give me something not negative

>>1479769
this is not like twiligyt. and forum wont load for me io dont get it.

oh

so we're dealing with a fuck who wants to fight about it shocked, in him is a crack rock. you say what the fuck you gonna do wid dis, and he don't know how to answer except to raspberyy his face and spittle cancer all over your threads clip clopping and troll house deads, no bridges and no en-fun-ment
memes creation and things precum dingalings rubber baby buggy bumer into them things

you wanna talk alpha and try and get smacked? take the shit I do and you throw up jack and not info babble. jack cracked.

if this gets any worse the johnson office won't pass it, and i will fill you pills with sugar.

i bet you gave chronic city a bad review and haven't read any salinger.

kids don't die.

enough of me.

>>1479781

you're making an effort now

which is a good thing; it shows your spirit isn't dead

if the majority of the rest of the world wants to hang itself, to hell with it

we're close to hitting bottom, we just don't know it; and that's all right; "when you ain't got nothing, you ain't got nothing to lose"

dying to be born again

song unrelated?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6VTqmveBTk

>>1479781

that is to say, the world is fucked up beyond nearly all recognition right now; you're not supposed to feel good about it; you're supposed to feel anxious and apprehensive

but don't let it bring you down; it won't always be like this; have faith in the sunrise, if nothing else

the night doesn't last forever

>>1479781
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?

>>1479799
>>1479796
thanks for your meaningless drivel. will i ever be feeeeeellleed

>>1479809
ask properly and ye shall receive

>>1479809
he just needs a friend

What are you vaginas blubbering on about?

>>1479811

just grow up

>>1479813
hi :3

what's it like to spend friday night with a friend that won't go to sleep before you /lit/?

when i had friends i would want to do one thing for ages like a managerial campaign on fifa/pro evo or musics or movies or playing through an epic game. but always people got bored of those things before me and wanted to sleep. even though they go to sleep before me i would have usually been up before them. i hated all my bffs so far. they really sucked. just people i was comfortable with not actually good peopel

>>1479825
who is this o_- ?

>>1479828
>people suck
Welcome to life, kid.

>>1479828
Do you have a mental disorder of some kind? Your series of posts here are kind of confusing me. Is English your second language?

>>1479835
YOUR BOYFRIEND :D
Wanna have gay sex :)

>>1479835
she's probably some little girl who thinks you are your picture. but you're not, you lied, and that picture is of a musician named ian williams.liar.

>>1479841
i dont have a bf.... i dont even have friends......

why you do this? >.>

>>1479839
no english is my first language but i think lethargic and type like that because im sad

>>1479848
>think lethargic
>???

>>1479839
He's just an idiot. I have a mental thought disorder and my language is usually fine.

>>1479857
u kno wat i mean im reaallyy sad

>sorrowful higisoia

>>1479863
Some penis should cheer you up

>>1479875
>>1479875
no hug. touch me

ahhhh

ok ok ok anything u want talk to me

>>1479211
>if you're here it means you fucking suck in one way at least.

You're here. Therefore you fucking suck. Faggot.

>>1479912
yeah i hav no friend.

sage for baww fagotry.

is this /r9baww/ vs2?