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>oh anon over there, yes, he was at Oxbridge wasn't he? Anon, do remind me of your college old boy.

wat do

>> No.14769689

Jesus, Ox reporting in

>> No.14769704

Hi Daniel

>> No.14769710

>>14769682
Love the Mogg. Based as fuck. Leet-tier gentleman.

>> No.14769713

>>14769682
delighted chap. I'm a stony brook community college man myself. I remember indulging myself with the school polo team in my time there. Yes yes quite the adventure I had and quite bitter rivals we were with the ITT Tech boys.

>> No.14769723

>>14769704

oh hey Travis

>> No.14769740
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14769740

>Why yes, I graduated from a little-known uni located in Cuba. Exquisite. How did you know?

>> No.14769844

>wat do

I spit this neoliberal maggot in his face and GTFO while humming the theme of l'Internationale
>>14769740
Based and REDpilled

>> No.14769874
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>>14769682
>you're quite mistaken, good sir, for not once in my life have i ever stepped foot on the cursed soil of any such institution. no, no, not me! and in any case who could, i ask you? what man or men could walk those halls and remain oblivious to the evil therein? friend, are you not knowledgeable of the jews who own those halls you walk so fondly? do you dance down them with naive glee while i dance nobly in the gutter? oh, what cruel fate that led me to this place! you see, dear stranger, i myself am what the fashionable youth term a NEET (and i do fancy myself to be just that)! no, no. nothing to do with me, any of that business of yours! keep it to yourself, i want no part, nor will i ever. i shall remain here on the peripheries of society, and suggest that you make haste back to wherever you waltzed along from before happening upon me in my misery! leave me to it, lad!

>> No.14769914

>>14769682
hey there oldsport

>> No.14769995

>>14769682
That jacket is wearing him. That peak-lapelled double-breasted suit the menswear shops are forcing on 'trendy' gents as a correction to slimfit suits with minimal lapels isn't for everyone, especially not beanstalks like Mogg. It also shows no sense of personal style when you're all-of-a-sudden wearing the same thing as talking head sports commentators and some strolling Chad on a bustop ad for a chain suit store. His lapel should be proportional to his face. It looks like a shark swallowing his guppy head.

>> No.14770007

>went to mediocre public schools my whole life
>will never be an erudite patrician
i should just kms myself

>> No.14770009

>>14769682
University of Harvard, Yale

>> No.14770014

>>14769713
kek

>> No.14770055

Paris VIII

>> No.14770099

>>14769995
That is a fair assessment, anon

>> No.14770111

>>14770009
>university of

>> No.14770812

>>14769682
All it takes for a neolib to pass for a genuine conservative is putting on his grandpappy's suit and some crudely affected mannerisms.

>> No.14770878

>>14769874
Extremely cringe

>> No.14771869

I unironically got an offer to study at Cambridge

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>>14769682
tfw i'll never be in a ivy league

>> No.14771919

>>14769710
Poor suit fit and lack of tan. That aside based aside from the pomaded hair.

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got an offer to study at st andrews lads, also have edinburgh which is obviously socially better but wat do

>> No.14772259

>>14769713
Stony Brook is a state school, not a community college, and a pretty good one at that

>> No.14772437

yo, why this nigga talkin like a charlie factory nigga?