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14746749 No.14746749 [Reply] [Original]

How does one convincingly write a teenage girl?

>> No.14746776

>>14746749

You're going to have to go full method on this one. You must live as a teenage girl.

>> No.14746777

self-centered, listless, unmotivated, always seeking external validation, looks down on everyone but hot boys, wants to be treated like a child but also acts out faux rebellion for 'freedom', obsessed with her physical appearance, shopping, competition with her peers. no interest in anything other then her own feelings and her newly bleeding gash, obsessed with food and goes into over/under eating fits, constantly says she wants to do x when she grows up without putting any effort or thought towards that goal, only hard work is done towards whatever the school/parents say is the thing to do.

insufferable, in other words.

>> No.14746789

I'm a woman gotta take pictures of my face constantly have to keep taking pictures with my face in them I have three different websites just to post pictures of me looking cute for my family friends and total strangers did you see me wearing this new clothing did you see me standing in front of this building one time I went to the library and just so you know that I went there I took fifteen pictures of myself standing next to it and looking cute haha look at this one it's of a burger I ate that I wanted to show everyone and also 80% of the frame is my face can you believe the cutesy affected expression I'm making don't I look cute when I'm doing absolutely everything that I ever do on a daily basis that I photograph myself doing have you seen these 214 pictures of me visiting Madrid for one day have you seen how I stood next to all the things and my face was there and I was cute hang on don't take a picture of me let me make sure I'm posing my facial muscles in a way that perfectly makes me look youthful and girlish and attractive in a series of gestures and expressions that are half-conscious because I'm a narcissist but also half-unconscious because I've simply introjected a constant need to be posing and preening and peacocking in every moment of my fucking life and everything I do is just a vehicle for appending my face to it because I'm a woman WOW excuse me are you misogynistic or something it's not like I do this for you are you kidding me you actually think that I spend all day every day every hour of my entire waking life specifically accentuating all the secondary sex characteristics you find attractive and posing my face to look cute and young for YOU are you delusional I do this for me and nobody else I just like to feel attractive nevermind the fact that attractive presupposes the question to whom I do it for me and nobody else now excuse me while I take a picture of myself factitiously soullessly smirking in a way that I've unconsciously learned makes me look Dorky-Cute Variant #81 while I try on sunglasses in a fucking Walmart.

>> No.14746796

>>14746749
You was a teen once, use that as a basis. Also talk to ... wait, no. Just read blogs from teen girls. Many have social media, so you can stalk them for research.

>> No.14746797

>>14746789
oh yeah, I guess I was going too old school. this is more like the current teenage girl

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>>14746749
Maybe leave the room once in a while then sit in a mall. Massive herds of them show up to shop for stuff and do coffee. They seem to have the ability to maintain about ten conversations at once while texting.

>> No.14747586

>>14746749
It depends on what kind of teenage girl you want to write.

>> No.14748357

>>14746796
>You was a teen once
Thank you, Jamaal.

>> No.14748387

>>14746789
This is a grown man's interpretation of a teenage girl. You'll have to deploy more generous and compassionate tactics to understand the actual thoughts and motivations of any 'Other'.

Maybe you'll find that they're not so different from your own.

>> No.14748394

>>14746749
is it true she died?

>> No.14748408

>>14746749
spend time with one...

>> No.14748433

>>14748394
Yes she died on Feb 8th from a heroin overdose in a hotel room.

>> No.14748456

>>14748433
is she gonna be ok?

>> No.14748472

>>14748433
sauce

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>>14748456
>is she gonna be ok?
Anon, I-

>> No.14748484

>>14748433
Why do zoomers keep dying from heroin overdoses

>> No.14748486

>>14746749
unironically be as vapid and egotistical as possible

>> No.14748506
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14748506

>>14748456
>>14748472
>>14748484
It's over.

>> No.14748515

>>14748506
Never buy heroin in philadelphia unless you want to die from a fentanyl overdose

>> No.14748528

>>14748506
f fentanyl american

>> No.14748539

Who the fuck is this girl even?

>> No.14748546

>>14748506
Nothing wrong with stupid whores killing themselves.

>> No.14748553

>>14746749
The same way you write teenage boys, you imply there is a difference nowadays. The social engineering has succeeded

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>> No.14748651

Boys, but with societal pressures to be pretty and well groomed, as well as a constant fear of ruining her reputation.

>> No.14748709

>>14748506
probably fake I hope

>> No.14748757

>>14746749
Talk to one in your family
Or watch media directed at teenage girls
kids tend to reflect the media they consume more than adults.
Find some thing you like that it turns out teenage girls also tend to like and build a character out from that hobby.

>> No.14748787

>>14748387
>Maybe you'll find that they're not so different from your own.
Yeah, if you're a gigantic FAGGOT. lmao

>> No.14748837

>>14746749
confused but convicted

>> No.14748853
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>>14746749
First I start with a teenage boy. Then...

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>>14746749

>> No.14748879

>>14748387
>Maybe you'll find that they're not so different from your own.
what kind of faggot sees an insufferable teenage girl and thinks "wow that's literally me"

>> No.14748889

>>14748879
the same kind of people that pose with nintendo switches, presumably.
we're all equal, right guys?

>> No.14748986

>>14748506
she was born on 4/20

>> No.14749002

>>14746749
a dumb cunt but not a cunt out of malice, just a hormonal retard cunt

>> No.14749169

>>14748787
>>14748879
>>14748889

And what do these vapid teenage girls do?Outwardly project their insecurities because they lack a mature recourse? Surely no one on this board can relate to that. We're all even-keeled and well-adjusted here. Stupid teens!

>> No.14749248

>>14749169
this, but unironically

>> No.14749424

>>14746749
Why do you keep asking this no one cares about teen girls

>> No.14749448

>>14746789
t. virgin

>> No.14749459

>>14749169
>>14749248
this. *quiff queef*

>> No.14749505

>>14746749

First, I think of a man without reason or accountability. Then, I remove the penis.

>> No.14749597

>>14746776
Indeed, thinking makes me want to coom inside op

>> No.14749601

>>14746749
Write a man, then take away all reason, and accountability.

>> No.14749622

Write a female such as myself, then take away nothing, for I am a female, of the biological variety.
*quim*

>> No.14749649
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14749649

>>14746749
Practice.

>>14748506
R.I.P. you were a beautiful soul too gentle for this shitheap world we've made

>> No.14750054

zoomers need to learn how to use heroin correctly

>> No.14750070

>>14750054
quite a bit of it is being cut with fentanyl though
zoomers need better sources, not an instruction manual

>> No.14750161

>>14748506
I never knew her name until today. I can't stop crying.

>> No.14750175

>>14750070
Zoomers need to stop taking heroin period, their frail bodies can't handle it.

>> No.14750234

>>14749169
Less outward projection, and more chasing of a false ideal. A lot of women believe that their best self is externally determined, and this is exploited by the advertising industry as well as other women for the express purpose of exploiting emotional turmoil. Part of the reason I find women in their late twenties to early forties so appealing is that they are less insecure, more reasonable in their expectations, and have more natural THICCness about them.

>> No.14750360

only write male characters in your stories like I do

>> No.14750387

Date them, repeatedly untill you in your 50s, only then can you put to paper and be authentic

>> No.14750435

>>14750387
The sex is fun but teenage girls are beyond frustrating otherwise.

Then again so are older women.

What I'm trying to say is let's become hermits bros.

>> No.14750459

>>14748506
Wait is it honestly not a tranny?

>> No.14751188

>>14746777
Based post and criminally unchecked digits

>> No.14751275

Teenage girls are weird. When I was a teenager I thought everyone over a year older than me was way out of my social circle, yet my 13 year old cousin often tells me it's not a big gap/i'm not that much older when I remind her i'm fucking 25 and she should probably hang out with some of her other relatives closer to her age.

>> No.14751756

>>14751275
Women hang out with older men for resources that men their own age probably won't have, it's in their biology.

>> No.14751759

>>14746777
most accurate post in the thread

>> No.14751787

>>14746777
Someone never got laid in high school

>> No.14751832

>>14746749
I lover her so much. That black hair combined with those blue eyes. I would do anything to have her.

>> No.14751883

>>14746777
>>14746789
I see you groom teenage girls online

>> No.14751895

>>14746749
Sexual implications, constant mild flirting, regular fake depressive bouts, selfies.

>> No.14752148

>>14746749
>>14748506
everytime i see posts like this i try to reinstate the believe that no matter how cute and innocent a girl might look on the inside chances are she's a vapid, disgusting druggie whore on the inside and i should feel nothing but disgust and disdain

>> No.14752156

>>14748387
>>14749169
Based.

>> No.14752158

>>14751275
Smart and more mature people tend to get bored by their on-age social circle, I used to hang with teens when I was a 9-10 year old kiddo and when I was a 14-15 year old teen, preferred to talk to adults online. And for girls it's even more given since they mature faster than boys.

>> No.14752173

Think of a man. And I take away reason and accountability

>> No.14752179

by fucking her.
>t. dating a hot 17 y.o. atm

>> No.14752206

>>14748506
Why don't I think this is real?

>> No.14752257

>>14748506
>You wanna smoke the gel off a Fentanyl patch?

>> No.14752847

>>14752179
17 is a child you creep

>> No.14753151

>>14752847
Go back to /b/, normalfag. This board is for smart people

>> No.14753177

>>14753151
gay and pedopilled. are your pages of nabby stuck together?

>> No.14753178

>>14752847
>been post-pubescent for four, maybe five years
>still a child
delusional

>> No.14753216

>>14746749
Why in the fuck would you ever write a teenage girl if you're not writing absolute C-tier schtick for young women

Explain yourself for God's sake

YA retards raiding this board are the absolute worst

>> No.14753332

>>14753178
Have you considered the under developed organ is between the ears instead of between the legs?

>> No.14753375

>pass in front of a high school every day to get to my campus
>one day a girl stops me, asks my name and if I'm in college and this kind of shit
>she says that I have a beautiful and elegant voice
>never see her again after that
What did she mean by this?

>> No.14753401

>>14753332
That applies to all women.

>> No.14753411

>>14753375
Obviously she was a ghost

>> No.14753485

>>14748506
>be a thot
>post on /r9k/
no sympathy desu

>> No.14753505

>>14746749
Write a man, then make him stupid and selfish. If he is still likable and coherent, you have failed.

>> No.14753566

>>14750175
No, everyone who wants to take heroin should take heroin. If they die so be it, it's nature doing its work as it should. Animals die all the time because they got tricked and did some stupid mistake. Why shouldn't the same apply to humans?

>> No.14753867

>>14753505
Surely there must be some redeeming features of females to include in writing

>> No.14753961

>>14753375
It means you're an autist and fucked up in scoring teen pussy.

>> No.14753966

>>14746749
these
>>14746789
>>14746777
also play/watch a playthrough of my life is strange

>> No.14753985

>>14746749
>career opportunities

>>14748506
>requiem for a dream

>> No.14754080

>>14748506
>>14748433
It's literally showing her listening to John Maus on Lastfm right now

>> No.14754128

>>14746777
Checked godly digits.

>> No.14754142

>>14754080
That's her ghost you idiot

>> No.14754502

>>14746749
Take a complete slut, sprinkle some insecurity and repression on it, an viola.

>> No.14754506

>>14754080
Link?

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>>14751832
They're closer to grey or green

Many a man will drown in those eyes

>> No.14755858

RIP Ciara

>> No.14755870

>>14754635
ugly as shit bro lol

>> No.14755872

>>14755858
Wait, don't bullshit, you mean metaphorically yeah?

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>>14746777
most accurate post in /lit/ history also c h e c k e d

>> No.14756023

>>14755872
I hope so.
But this looks pretty convincing to me.
>>14748506

>> No.14756041

>>14748506
On the one hand people have been saying claiming she's dead for years. On the other hand this does seem rather suspect.

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>>14756023
>>14748506
RIP sweet angel

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14756172

>>14746749
Personally I use a calligraphy brush on them.

>> No.14756244

>be woman
>how can i prove women aren't boring whores whose lives revolve around being sex objects
>i know
>"virgin"
>"i bet ur cant get laid"
>"sex"
>"get laid"
>"u get laid?>"
>" i bet you wont have se"x

if you have a vbagina and you read this, invent something now, don't talk about sex. resist the urge, go invent

>> No.14756265

>>14748506
Nah, the 2000 birth year can't be right. I was born in 1998 and remember her being clearly older than me when I saw her on /fa/ when I was like 14, 15

>> No.14756306

>>14746749
selfish and irrational

>> No.14756444

>>14748506
Who is this girl and why were people on 4chan following her
Did she post here or something?

>> No.14756455

>>14748861
>over a hundred replies when we only needed this one

>> No.14756456

>>14746776
Thanks for making me laugh, bud

>> No.14756540

>>14748506
The amount of drama over a crackhoe is honestly making me chuckle pretty hard