/lit/ - Literature

>Reminder that Philosophy = Philo Sophia; the Love of Wisdom.
>Reminder that Wisdom as absolute is also the divine feminine and only true men can make ascent to her.
>Reminder that if a philosopher isn't physically attractive and fit She will be repulsed by him and therefore he is no true philosopher. This is the obvious defect with modern """"""philosophy""""": it is practiced by un-sexed, unattractive pussies who can't even do forty pushups, hence its Materialism and general impoverishment.
>Reminder that Sokratese, Plato, Aristotle, and Xenophon were all ripped as fuck and had routine Dionysian orgies to invigorate their Nous
>Reminder that Plotinus trained war-elephants in Alexandria and was eventually banned from the city after strangling one to death during a military parade
>Reminder that Augustine was a rugged man of the world who cardio-d his way across the Mediterranean states while perfecting his Manichean metaphysics and bedded countless sluts who he later condemned to eternal damnation
>Reminder that Marsilio Ficino spent four years in Zambia living with lions that had accepted him into their pride. He later became the first Florentine nudist model and it is rumored he sired nearly eighty one illegitimate offspring
>Reminder that Aquinas was a notorious brawler and had that Friar Tuck tier bloat-max bod
>Reminder that Descartes literally hired himself out as a mercenary when he got bored with his science shit
>Reminder that Leibniz was a famed bare-knuckle boxer who toured continental Europe, having impromptu matches with the hooligans in the seedy underbellies of each city
>Reminder that Kant did two thousand sit-ups each morning before going down to the University of Königsberg fraternity to duel the latest members
>Reminder that Hegel would mock Schelling by deadlifting a 410lb crate full of Schelling's works and remark, "such light material, how could I tire myself on it?"
>Reminder that Schopenhauer practiced tantric yoga with his chambermaid just so he could astral project himself back in time to continually take part in the campaigns of Alexander the Great
>Reminder that Kierkegaard once sailed to the Caribbean with a gang of festering pirates, braving brine of sea and catastrophic naval engagements, just so he could refuse to have sex with the then princess of the Bahamas
>Reminder that Nietzsche publically humiliated Wagner by declaring braggadociously at a dinner party he hosted to celebrate the completion of his home gym, "While you were writing Ride of the Valkyries, your wife was giving me a ride out on the balconies."

You do want to become a good philosopher, don't you anon? Then join the tradition. Start lifting for Sophia, bros.