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Shoo, coombrain

>>14635165
cooooooooooooooooooom

I founded the sauce, Madura Tasty

not even OP but posting it for all you coombrains as I induce your recurrent failure while I sit on my throne of retained semen
Enjoy it knowing that through it I wish your doom

>>14635544
fucking typo ruining my smug post

>>14635550
BEING SUCH A CUC K ILLITERATE.
KEKD

>>14635550
wouldn't have even noticed it if you hadn't pointed it out. your lack of self confidence is what makes you a beta cuck btw posted from my desktop computer

>>14635544
Throne of prostate cancer..

Armpits are so disgusting

>>14635165
Fake tits ugly face no thx

>>14635544
HOLY SHIT FUCKING BASED

Any bros fucked a milf? What was it like.

>>14637191
felt like i got raped, refused to stop fucking me when i came (kept going until i got hard again, grinding into my pelvis until my dick started bleeding), very posessive would slap my ass, kept calling me 'boy' and 'son' and 'little child' adding 'y' to the end of my name oh 'anony ur so naughty' .... 'deeper anony' etc. refused to change positions, it was cowgirl and cradle the whole time, and im not a big guy so i couldn't really get her off me (she was maybe 160lbs? but it was all lower body) i was pinned under the thighs and she was just alternating between laughing and a weird crying/raging energy where she forced me to keep eye contact as she started me down stroking my face and hair, pinching my cheeks. after about 3 hours (it felt like 10 desu) she was satisfied and we took a break to shower, go out and eat. in the shower she scolded me on how to properly wash my penis and insisted on doing it with her mouth. she jammed a bar of soap and my penis into her mouth and just gargled them and rolled it around with her tongue, giving me aggressive teeth check bites on the tip after every circulatory motion up and down my shaft, all while stretching out my balls over her eyes and playing peekabo. anyway she insisted on driving my car to the restaurant but she didn't know how to down shift so she's cranking the gearbox in 3rd rolling down residential streets and making a huge racket blasting 90s spice girl music from her phone, my head was cold because she used all the towels and didn't let me dry it with her blowdryer because it causes split ends and told me to stop being a little bitch. the night got a lot worse after that.

>>14637234
g.i.w.t.w.m.

>>14637234
sounds kinda based

>>14635165

ASOIAF. Except it turns out great, because the characters drive that complex plot, not the other way around. The show became the opposite.

>>14637191
I... I wish

>>14637234
Um. Based.

>>14635165
>Milf pits
Nice
>>14637234
based boomer mom

>>14637234
Stop it anon I’m in class

The Count of Monte Cristo
The War at the End of the World

>>14635544
I was sleeping on my back tonight, didn't even have a wet dream but still coomed half my soul out without touching myself.
That's after not fapping for four days.
What the fuck

>>14638087
First days of no fap are like that.

>>14635165
Bimbo of old

>>14635544
I haven't fapped in 2020, if I don't lose my virginity next week I will be fapping after though

>>14637234
good post nigga

>>14637234
I believe you made this up because its hot as fuck.

>>14637234

found a nugget of gold

>>14637234
>all while stretching out my balls over her eyes and playing peekabo

>>14637234
>the night got a lot worse after that
do tell

>>14637234

>>14638089
The thing is, I usually don't masturbate throughout the week, so 4-5 days of nofap are completely normal for me. This has never happened before though.

>>14638084
Phenomenal

>>14635544
aahhhh thankk you anon I'm gonna fucking COOOOOOOOOOOm aaa