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>how many parties do you attend in an average month?

>do you have a partner (gf/bf)?

>how many friends do you have?

>do you have a Facebook? If so, what is your friendcount?

>how many times have you had sex with someone you aren't not in a relationship with?

>have you ever cheated on somebody? did you do it because you are sexie?

>are you married? children?

Let's do this.

>> No.1462052

also put your Age

>> No.1462059

books

>> No.1462060
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1462060

>how old are you?
18
>how many parties do you attend in an average month?
0
>do you have a partner (gf/bf)?
no
>how many friends do you have?
0
>do you have a Facebook? If so, what is your friendcount?
no
>how many times have you had sex with someone you aren't not in a relationship with?
0
>have you ever cheated on somebody? did you do it because you are sexie?
no
>are you married? children?
no

As pure as snow is white.

>> No.1462063

0
Boyfriend
If you mean really close friends, 5ish.
120something I think.
0
No. I'm not a whore.
Engaged. No kids.

>> No.1462069

>how many parties do you attend in an average month?
0
>do you have a partner (gf/bf)?
Yes (gf)
>how many friends do you have?
A fair amount of acquaintances but really only 5 or so close friends
>do you have a Facebook? If so, what is your friendcount?
Yes; Around 170
>how many times have you had sex with someone you aren't not in a relationship with?
0
>have you ever cheated on somebody? did you do it because you are sexie?
No
>are you married? children?
No

I'm 18

>> No.1462075
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1462075

>doesn't have facebook
>has okcupid
>his face when

>> No.1462082

Sex with strangers/near strangers five times.

Aged 22.

No to every other question.

>> No.1462088
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1462088

>>1462063
>yfw girls can't copy-paste & get tied-down

>> No.1462089

20
>how many parties do you attend in an average month?
1-2
>do you have a partner (gf/bf)?
gf
>how many friends do you have?
Non-family I care about (not counting girlfriend)? 0
People I hang out a lot with? 10
>do you have a Facebook? If so, what is your friendcount?
130
>how many times have you had sex with someone you aren't not in a relationship with?
Never
>have you ever cheated on somebody? did you do it because you are sexie?
No
>are you married? children?
Neither

>> No.1462091

>how many parties do you attend in an average month? at least once a weekend.

>do you have a partner (gf/bf)? i've got 2 bitches

>how many friends do you have? FUCKIN 'NUFF

>do you have a Facebook? If so, what is your friendcount? 1200 before i deactivated

>how many times have you had sex with someone you aren't not in a relationship with? 8

>have you ever cheated on somebody? did you do it because you are sexie? I CHEATED BECAUSE I HAVE NO MORAL FIBRE

>are you married? children? BASTARDS DON'T COUNT

>> No.1462092

>how many parties do you attend in an average month?
one to two.
>do you have a partner (gf/bf)?
yes
>how many friends do you have?
a few
>do you have a Facebook? If so, what is your friendcount?
i had one 137 friends
>how many times have you had sex with someone you aren't not in a relationship with?
i think 50
>have you ever cheated on somebody? did you do it because you are sexie?
i did it for love
>are you married? children?
no. no.

>> No.1462098

>how old are you?
19
>how many parties do you attend in an average month?
Depends on the month. 1-3
>do you have a partner (gf/bf)?
I'm not completely sure
>how many friends do you have?
Close friends, about 5
>do you have a Facebook? If so, what is your friendcount?
Yes, about 150 (can't be arsed checking)
>how many times have you had sex with someone you aren't not in a relationship with?
0
>have you ever cheated on somebody? did you do it because you are sexie?
no
>are you married? children?
no

>> No.1462103

>how many parties do you attend in an average month?
About 6-7 i guess
>do you have a partner (gf/bf)?
No
>how many friends do you have?
Alot - 6 close friends
>do you have a Facebook? If so, what is your friendcount?
Yes - about 171 i think
>how many times have you had sex with someone you aren't not in a relationship with?
Pew.. 10 times
>have you ever cheated on somebody? did you do it because you are sexie?
No, but i was with a girl who a boyfriend once.
>are you married? children?
No - no

>> No.1462105

>>1462091
>>1462092
about time the degenerates with 'self-confidence' showed up.

>>1462098
>I'm not completely sure
why? is it s0 complicated?

>> No.1462109

>>1462103
>No, but i was with a girl who a boyfriend once
why would you do that? are you really that confident & have so much positive belief in yourself that you could pull-off helping a girl cheat? bravo alpha.

>> No.1462112

>>1462105
It's a new thing. Maybe it will become something, maybe it wont,

>> No.1462121

>>1462109
What can i say? Drunk beyond recognition.

>> No.1462122

>how many parties do you attend in an average month?
-None, but that is only because I am not a party person to begin with.

>do you have a partner (gf/bf)?
- I do, and I love her very much, but for some reason I really wish to break up with her.

>how many friends do you have?
-That I hang out with? None, only my girlfriend.

>do you have a Facebook? If so, what is your friendcount?
-I'm not posting it.

>how many times have you had sex with someone you aren't not in a relationship with?
-Nice backwards sentence. Overall, I've had sex with two people. The amount of times I've had sex? Probably around 600.

>have you ever cheated on somebody? did you do it because you are sexie?
-I have. I did it because I was dumb.

>are you married? children?
-Not yet, but I'm slowly working my way towards it.

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1462125

Ty, Do you make these posts to try to reassure youreslf that you are not the only one with no friends? I was really pissed when I saw this. But when I saw it was you, I felt better. Because I give you more license to fuck up /lit/ than I do others. If anyone is as big of a social outcast as you, it is me. So I hope this makes you feel better.

>how many parties do you attend in an average month?
0

>do you have a partner (gf/bf)?
Yes
>how many friends do you have?
Just her
>do you have a Facebook? If so, what is your friendcount?
No
>how many times have you had sex with someone you aren't not in a relationship with?
none
>have you ever cheated on somebody? did you do it because you are sexie?
No
>are you married? children?
No

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1462127

mfw when i have more fb friends than all of u combined

>> No.1462128

>>1462105

YOU JELLY
YOU MAD
COME AT ME BRO

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>>1462127
You are god

>> No.1462142

>how many parties do you attend in an average month?
1, if any.

>do you have a partner (gf/bf)?
Not at the moment.

>how many friends do you have?
3 very good friends

>do you have a Facebook? If so, what is your friendcount?
252

>how many times have you had sex with someone you aren't not in a relationship with?
Around 50.

>have you ever cheated on somebody? did you do it because you are sexie?
Yes, but never on my friend's girlfriends. Not because I was sexy, but sex makes me happy and it's better to be a hedonist than a nonsensical romantic when you're 18.

>are you married? children?
No.

>> No.1462145

>>1462121
your so responsible.
>>1462122
>but for some reason I really wish to break up with her
>That I hang out with? None, only my girlfriend
possibly related.

>I have. I did it because I was dumb
>because i was dumb
>generic slut excuse
OUT < GET OFF MY BOARD. NOW. OUT.

>>1462125
>Ty, Do you make these posts to try to reassure youreslf that you are not the only one with no friends?
firstly, i have never made threads like this before. second, thats not the reason why i made it, no. i want to get an idea of how many narcissus degenerates i share this board with. they make me fill ill/dirty.

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>>1462145

>> No.1462149

>>1462142
>18
>had sex with randomers 50 times
>cheated on people
you're a despicable person :(

>> No.1462156

>>1462145
I never said i was responsible. In fact, i'm the complete opposite.

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1462161

this is far too many than i predicted.

did all your parents tell you that the world owes you & that you were entitled to everything when you were younger?

>> No.1462164

>>1462149

Not randomers, good friends.

Actually, some of them were randomers. But what difference does it make? We all know this crude moralistic attitude is a front to hide your inability to socialise. I wanted it, they wanted it, it made us happy, any guilt is discarded as being irrational and life goes on.

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1462166

>how many parties do you attend in an average month?
never been to one
>do you have a partner (gf/bf)?
never
>how many friends do you have?
0. i only ever had "acquaintances" in school, i never had friends to the point of actually going to their house outside of school or anything
>do you have a Facebook? If so, what is your friendcount?
nope
>how many times have you had sex with someone you aren't not in a relationship with?
0. virgin.
>have you ever cheated on somebody? did you do it because you are sexie?
lol
>are you married? children?
no

i'm not even THAT autistic and i have no physical deformities, i was just always shy and avoidant, was too afraid to form relationships, and had bad luck in various ways. i also have no willpower to change (inb4 alpha males berating me for being a "pussy" while not realising how lucky they've had it)

i'll be surprised if anyone here can exceed my failures.

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>report submitted, this window will close in 5 seconds
This isn't facebook you chumps

>> No.1462171

>>1462164
Amen

>> No.1462176

>>1462166
join the pure club. i can't believe you're ashamed about all that when i am the exact same. just look at the other people ITT & realize although you can't cut it at least you dont have an ego complex that everyone else eats up.

>> No.1462179

>how many parties do you attend in an average month?
varies 0-3/4
>do you have a partner (gf/bf)?
no
>how many friends do you have?
... don't want to take the time to count
>do you have a Facebook? If so, what is your friendcount?
yes, 150ish
>how many times have you had sex with someone you aren't not in a relationship with?
again, don't want to take time to count
>have you ever cheated on somebody? did you do it because you are sexie? yes, i will never be mistaken for sexy

>are you married? children?
no and none that i know of.
age 35

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1462180

>>1462166

Not intelligent or hot enough to attract friends, not gregarious enough to find them.

>> No.1462181

>>1462164
>any guilt is discarded as being irrational and life goes on
no in friends with benefits someone always gets hurteven if they other doesnt know because you cant avoid emotional attachment with it.

stop deluding yourself.

>> No.1462185

>>1462166
I was like that, and still am to a degree.

But not long ago a girl started actively talking to me, starting conversations and the like. She seemed to be interested in me and finally I took the hint. We've been on a few dates and it's great.

You can change.

>> No.1462186

>>1462180
did you fuck up your trip again or are you another over-confidant faggot who's picking on someone for being ashamed at not being over-confident?

>> No.1462191

>>1462161
bump

>> No.1462192

>>1462186
Being underconfident is no better than being overconfident.

You should read some Aristotle

>> No.1462194

>>1462161
>did all your parents tell you that the world owes you & that you were entitled to everything when you were younger?
bump

>> No.1462196

>>1462181

>someone always gets hurt

Maybe if you're hyper emotional who can't appreciate things without attaching a great amount of meaning to them.

>> No.1462201

>>1462181
'Stab your demoniac smile to my brain - Soak me in cognac, love, and cocaine.'
Live a little - please. Not everything in this world has to be morally justified.

>> No.1462203

>virtue theory
Ha! Ha!

>> No.1462205

>>1462192
you can make up shit about passive aggressiveness but anyone with common sense can tell that over-confidence is worse. you inflict your shit on other people. look at how many cheaters & casual sex fags there are already ITT. it's sickening that you think having less confidence is as bad x_x

>> No.1462209

>>1462205
plus over confident people make under confident people feel bad, not the other way about. thats another thing, im sure there's more.

>> No.1462211

>>1462194
Nope.

My parents were determined not to spoil me and they didn't. I do realize that I have to work for things, including making myself a better person.

The thing is, I have worked for getting myself where I am today. I have worked to become the person I am and I have every right to be proud of that.

Having friends and going to parties is not the same as being delusional or overconfident,

>> No.1462217

>how many parties do you attend in an average month?
none
>do you have a partner (gf/bf)?
no
>how many friends do you have?
2-3 close friends
>do you have a Facebook? If so, what is your friendcount? Nope, deleted it

>how many times have you had sex with someone you aren't not in a relationship with? 0

>have you ever cheated on somebody? did you do it because you are sexie? Nope

>are you married? children? Nope

>> No.1462221

>>1462205
I'm not saying that underconfident people are bad.

I'm saying it's bad being underconfident.

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>>1462196
why care about anything mannnn? pass me the blunt.

>> No.1462223

>>1462209
Well, right know you're making over-confident people feel bad. Isn't that just as bad?

>> No.1462224

>>1462223

>over-confident people
>feeling bad

lolno

>> No.1462225

>>1462222

You never got to the end of The Catcher in the Rye, did you tybrax?

>> No.1462226

>how many parties do you attend in an average month?
between 3-10
>do you have a partner (gf/bf)?
no
>how many friends do you have?
lots
>do you have a Facebook? If so, what is your friendcount?
i deleted it but it was over 600
>how many times have you had sex with someone you aren't not in a relationship with?
a fair few
>have you ever cheated on somebody? did you do it because you are sexie?
no
>are you married? children?
no, no

>> No.1462227

>how many parties do you attend in an average month?
0.5
>do you have a partner (gf/bf)?
yes :)
>how many friends do you have?
close ones? I'd say ...7
>do you have a Facebook? If so, what is your friendcount?
nope
>how many times have you had sex with someone you aren't not in a relationship with?
never
>have you ever cheated on somebody? did you do it because you are sexie?
no, never
>are you married? children?
no. age: 20

>> No.1462228

>how many parties do you attend in an average month?
0
>do you have a partner (gf/bf)?
No
>how many friends do you have?
3-5
>do you have a Facebook? If so, what is your friendcount?
503
>how many times have you had sex with someone you aren't not in a relationship with?
0
>have you ever cheated on somebody? did you do it because you are sexie?
No
>are you married? children?
Neither

>> No.1462231

>>1462221
you said it's no better. it is better, because you're not inflicting your shit on other people.

you know i think alot of people could pass as overconfident (because most people lap the illusion of it up quite well) but they feel embarassed/ashamed about doing it if they're pretending they're better than they are.

i assume the cheaters itt have no such feelings of course.

>> No.1462232

>how many parties do you attend in an average month?
Atleast a couple every week.
>do you have a partner (gf/bf)?
Girl,
>how many friends do you have?
To many to count.
>do you have a Facebook? If so, what is your friendcount?
378
>how many times have you had sex with someone you aren't not in a relationship with?
Atleast a dozen.
>have you ever cheated on somebody? did you do it because you are sexie?
Every relationship I have ever had, I have cheated on.
>are you married? children?
No, Yes.

And fuck off !WvWWh.l.CE You ignorant peace of trash.

>> No.1462235

>how many parties do you attend in an average month?
0
>do you have a partner (gf/bf)?
No.
>how many friends do you have?
Depends on how you define friend. Either 0, or a handful.
>do you have a Facebook? If so, what is your friendcount?
No Facebook.
>how many times have you had sex with someone you aren't not in a relationship with?
0.
>have you ever cheated on somebody? did you do it because you are sexie?
Never cheated.
>are you married? children?
No.

>> No.1462250

>>1462231
How about just being confident?

You can be confident without being a jerk about it.

I feel good about being myself without having to belittle anybody.

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>>1462222
Acceptance is a virtue..

>> No.1462260

>>1462223
well you are on 4chan, why not go hang out with beautiful people instead?

>>1462225
i did. are you implying there was any resolution to his situation other than having someone(shrink) to talk to?

>>1462232
>And fuck off !WvWWh.l.CE You ignorant peace of trash
says a whore that's fathered/mothered some hellspawn. enjoy your unstable loser child!

>>1462250
are you intentionally changing the subject?

you said **it's no better being under-confident than over-confident**

now admit you were wrong over confident pig.

>> No.1462264

I think the real question here is:
What did happen to you, !WvWWh.l.CE, to make you despise confident people who cheats so much?
Because i really don't think that you are in any position to judge others.

>> No.1462273

>>1462260

>i did. are you implying there was any resolution to his situation other than having someone(shrink) to talk to?

Did you read the part where he could sit and just watch his younger sister go round and round on the merry-go-round?

>> No.1462278

>Because i really don't think that you are in any position to judge others
i have never done anything to anyone. who do i even need to be in a better position to judge such disgusting behaviour

>> No.1462280

>>1462260
You're just jelly.

Also, I was not changing the subject. I was just pointing towards a solution to the problem.

You seem to assume that anybody who has friends and feels like he or she deserves anything better than loneliness is overconfident.

>> No.1462297

>>1462273
children are innocent. holden only had a problem with phoniness

>>1462280
for most people it is overconfidence. they think they deserve being liked for absolutely no reason

>> No.1462305

>>1462297
>children are innocent.
I don't completely agree...not who you were responding to

>> No.1462314

>how many parties do you attend in an average month?
like 2
>do you have a partner (gf/bf)?
no
>how many friends do you have?
a few
>do you have a Facebook? If so, what is your friendcount?
lol no
>how many times have you had sex with someone you aren't not in a relationship with?
like 6
>have you ever cheated on somebody? did you do it because you are sexie?
yes
>are you married? children?
no

pretty cool thread, i had fun

>> No.1462318

>>1462278
>i have never done anything to anyone.

My point exactly. You cannot judge others, if you haven't experienced the same passion that drives these people into the arms of someone else. I admit that it is hurtful and stupid, but don't try to understand it. You are not always master of your feelings, and i would say that it is better to hurt someone, than to force yourself into a life you don't like, because of morality.
It is better to ask for forgiveness, than for permission

>> No.1462322

>Age
20

>how many parties do you attend in an average month?
1

>do you have a partner (gf/bf)?
Nope

>how many friends do you have?
There are around a dozen people I would consider friends, and reciprocate that.

>do you have a Facebook? If so, what is your friendcount?
No, I deleted it. It was around 90 before that.

>how many times have you had sex with someone you aren't not in a relationship with?
Never - assuming that isn't supposed to be a weird double-negative.

>have you ever cheated on somebody? did you do it because you are sexie?
No.

>are you married? children?
No.

>> No.1462326

>>1462297
Confidence is not [thinking you] deserve being liked for absolutely no reason

I'm starting to think you think humans in general are worthless, which would make everybody who is even slightly confident overconfident in your eyes.

>> No.1462332

>age
18
>how many parties do you attend in an average month?
3
>do you have a partner (gf/bf)?
nope
>how many friends do you have?
hard to say sort of? 6 close ones.
>do you have a Facebook? If so, what is your friendcount?
290
>how many times have you had sex with someone you aren't not in a relationship with?
twice
>have you ever cheated on somebody? did you do it because you are sexie?
yes, and sort of
>are you married? children?
nope

>> No.1462333

>how many parties do you attend in an average month?

none.

>do you have a partner (gf/bf)?

yes

>how many friends do you have?

enough

>do you have a Facebook? If so, what is your friendcount?

decent amount, but i never use my facebook

>how many times have you had sex with someone you aren't not in a relationship with?

none

>have you ever cheated on somebody? did you do it because you are sexie?

Never cheated per-se, but I did start going out with a girl because the one I was interested couldn't make her mind about making a commitment

>are you married? children?

no/none

>> No.1462336

>>1462318
dumbest shit i've ever read on here.

>>1462314
did you know that you are a whore? you didnt answer about what made you cheat.

>>1462326
this post is noise apart from saying im wrong & not giving a reason.

>> No.1462337

>>1462318

Yeah, you can romanticize it all you want, but it is much easier to break up with someone than it is to tip-toe around behind their backs. Sluts need to grow a fucking spine & just cut people loose instead of thinking they're smart enough to get away with cheating.

If you're that unhappy in a relationship, just dump them.

>> No.1462347

>>1462336
because im free motherfucker

>> No.1462348

>>1462332
why do all that? people are being good and youre just being a whore in everyones face :((((((((

you even think you're sexy, please go out and fuck right now, get off this board you sleasy fuck.

>> No.1462351

The fuck is this shit
Are people actually answering this bullshit instead of reporting it?

>> No.1462354

>>1462348
Why does every forum you post in turn into a heated debate?

inb4 it's everyone else

>> No.1462355

>>1462351
i did both

>> No.1462359

>>1462337
exactly.

>>1462347
i am in a cage you like that?

>>1462354
the majority of people are phony & get upset if you point it out. get used to it, the majority is cancer.

>> No.1462360

Ty

You're just jelly of people who can do what they want to do.

You despise them for being more than you. I do agree with you on a few points. I share your disdain for cheaters but I suspect I understand them a little bit better than you.

People rarely cheat because they're overconfident. Lots of people cheat because of a lack in confidence.

>> No.1462362

>>1462360
yeah ty, this guys has it all figured out; take notes

>> No.1462367

>>1462360

bipartisan bullshit

>> No.1462369

>how many parties do you attend in an average month?
26
>do you have a partner (gf/bf)?
several
>how many friends do you have?
56
>do you have a Facebook? If so, what is your friendcount?
yep, 4356
>how many times have you had sex with someone you aren't not in a relationship with?
87
>have you ever cheated on somebody? did you do it because you are sexie?
yep, ofc
>are you married? children?
no, fuck that

>> No.1462372

>how many parties do you attend in an average month?
0
>do you have a partner (gf/bf)?
no
>how many friends do you have?
It's a hard question, maybe 0, maybe more than 20
>do you have a Facebook? If so, what is your friendcount?
Yes, 50
>how many times have you had sex with someone you aren't not in a relationship with?
none
>have you ever cheated on somebody? did you do it because you are sexie?
nope
>are you married? children?
no, no

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>>1462367
wat

>> No.1462375

>>1462359
you sound like a kid who just realized that must people are hypocrits and are morally repulsive...best thing about morals is other people's morals don't affect yours.

>> No.1462378

>>1462375

>you sound like a kid

you sound like a kid

>> No.1462379

>>1462372
i was like you once

>> No.1462382

>>1462375
So god damn true.
/thread

>> No.1462383

Do you think it would be a good idea to post some basic info about you as a sticky on this board asking if anyone is in your general area? This could be a way for you to make friends.

>> No.1462384

>>1462372
22, by the way.

>> No.1462385

i think tybrax needs to get a pet or something.

>> No.1462392

>>1462379
Insanely indifferent? Depressive? Compulsive masturbator?

>> No.1462397

>>1462392

I'm alot like you and I'm schizo...not who you responded to.

>> No.1462398

>>1462392
yeeaaappp

>> No.1462403

>how many parties do you attend in an average month?
1 every 3 months is more like it.
>do you have a partner (gf/bf)?
Nope
>how many friends do you have?
10 close friends.
>do you have a Facebook? If so, what is your friendcount?
yes, 422
>how many times have you had sex with someone you aren't not in a relationship with?
twice
>have you ever cheated on somebody? did you do it because you are sexie?
Kind of, Was breaking up with one girl, day I broke up with her, other girl was already dating me; Because I'm sexy? I don't think so? I sure as hell don't find myself ugly, if that's what you're asking.
>are you married? children?
Nope and nope.

I am 20.

>> No.1462408

>>1462398
>>1462397
Well, i suppose i'm getting better. I think.

>> No.1462417

>>1462362
lol
>>1462360
even if i was jealous. does that cause them to be any less degenerate?

>Lots of people cheat because of a lack in confidence
no, no, no, no, no, no. again, you fucks think normal confidence is under confident & that over confidence is normal. a person that isnt confident wouldnt be in a relationship in the first place, nevermind cheating. oh god you guys will believe anything just so you dont feel bad about being over-confident.

>>1462369
troll.

>>1462375
wake up. most people here wont even admit this. they're the same fucks that think the extent of Catcher is criticizing teen angst just so they dont feel criticized themselves.

>>1462379
then you became a passive aggressive cheater.

>>1462383
it probably wouldnt. why would i want to hang out with over confident people that cheat on their own partners nevermind friends?

>>1462385
i have.

>> No.1462429
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>>1462417
Oh, you're right.

People with self-esteem issues NEVER find themselves in a relationship

>> No.1462431

>>1462337
i'm not romanticizing anything. I'm simply saying that you should follow your feelings. I agree that starting an affair is just plain stupid and hurtful - and you should break up if don't want to be with a person anymore. But if your feelings drive you to a night of stupidity, strap in and enjoy the ride.
I've seen too many people getting destroyed by over thinking and overanalyzing. I'm not saying that you should do it - but i refuse to be a slave of morality and what other people (!WvWWh.l.CE) thinks of me.

>> No.1462441 [DELETED] 

>how many parties do you attend in an average month? 0

>do you have a partner (gf/bf)? no

>how many friends do you have? about 3 really close ones

>do you have a Facebook? If so, what is your friendcount? around 40 last time i checked...mostly relatives/friends from school.

>how many times have you had sex with someone you aren't not in a relationship with? 0

>have you ever cheated on somebody? did you do it because you are sexie? no

>are you married? children? no

>> No.1462439

>>1462417
How in the world would you know what "we fucks" think?

>> No.1462442

>>1462439
Mind powers

>> No.1462443

>Age
16
>Parties
0/1/2
>Partner
No
>Friends
Dozen or so
>Friendcount
412
>Sex
None
>Cheated
Nope
>Married/Kids
Nope.
>Favorite book
Catch 22

>> No.1462447

>>1462439
from posting here almost a year.
>>1462442
>>1462439
really? this much bullshit just because you're arguing against me?

>> No.1462452

>>1462447
Hey man, >>1462442 here, i'm just an anonymous user throwing nonsensical replies at random threads, don't judge me bro

>> No.1462454

>But if your feelings drive you to a night of stupidity, strap in and enjoy the ride.
i love your clichéd 'individual rights, do what you want everyone have sex xD' tone.

>I've seen too many people getting destroyed by over thinking and overanalyzing
another cliché. i wonder where your guilt goes since you're no 'slave-to-morality'

>> No.1462456

>>1462447
That's a pretty narrow assumption, don't you think?
Btw, you're 18. Live your life instead of judging others. Please.

>> No.1462458

man this thread fucking sucks

>> No.1462464

>how old are you?
24
>how many parties do you attend in an average month?
none
>do you have a partner (gf/bf)?
nope
>how many friends do you have?
I don't know, what do you want me to keep an excel spreadsheet?
>do you have a Facebook? If so, what is your friendcount?
yes, 73
>how many times have you had sex with someone you aren't not in a relationship with?
never
>have you ever cheated on somebody? did you do it because you are sexie?
nope
>are you married? children?
nope

Literature.

>> No.1462468

Probably 2-3.
Nope.
A few close friends, lots of casual acquaintances.
Yes, 350ish?
Zero.
Nope.
Nope.

>> No.1462472

>>1462454

Yeah, that. Like anyone on 4chan A: has a girlfriend, or B: cheats on that girlfriend with another girl.

But seriously, you're a slave to your own urges & to this whole immature lifestyle of instant gratification. Why fuck up opportunities for yourself later in life just for your one fix?

>> No.1462475

>>1462468
Oops. 17.

>> No.1462480

>>1462456
>That's a pretty narrow assumption, don't you think?
maybe. i dont know why we're still talking about a lesser part of my post (the Catcher thing) though.

what do you mean by 'live your life'? i am. or am i being assaulted by the cliché brigade tonight? either way i dont know what you mean exactly.

>> No.1462481

>>1462454
I just hope that you one day will get some passion in your life.

>> No.1462495

>how many parties do you attend in an average month?
The last party I attended was a birthday party when I was 9 years old.

>do you have a partner (gf/bf)?
Never

>how many friends do you have?
None really. Old friends I've lost contact with.

>do you have a Facebook? If so, what is your friendcount?
Nope

>how many times have you had sex with someone you aren't not in a relationship with?
Never had sex period

>have you ever cheated on somebody? did you do it because you are sexie?
These question are becoming insulting

>are you married? children?
Nigger please

>> No.1462497

>>1462481
cheating = passion

its so romantic. life is all about remembering mistakes people, like the time you killed a child while driving stoned with your mates. cheating on & beating your wife while drunk.

just going to leave this ^ beautiful life advice here.

SO DISGUSTING

>> No.1462501

>>1462472
replied to the wrong post?

>> No.1462506

>>1462480
I'm just saying that you judge others. You've started this whole thread so you could see how many whores there is on "your" board. Do something else, rather than judging other peoples misdeeds. It never gets you anywhere.

>> No.1462512

>Age
24

>Parties
One or two? Bars, bro.

>Partner
No. Recently single.

>Friends
What does that even mean? Twenty?

>Facebook
Yes. 302.

>Sex
Four

>Cheated
Yes. Yes.

>Married
No

>> No.1462535

>>1462506
what else am i meant to do?

we're both on the same board.

>> No.1462546

>>1462512
someone honest please help

do you really think there's that many cheaters here or am i being trolled? that figure doesnt carry into real life does it?

;(

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1462553

>>1462535
I.. i think we need some time... four ourselves... og god, please, don't make this harder than it should be...

>> No.1462558

>>1462546
Yeah, life is pretty bleak. Most people don't have morals, and people use religion to ill means. Welcome to the real world...now what are you going to do to stop it instead of pissing everyone off.

>> No.1462562

>>1462506
If you really can't find anything else to do than judge people you know nothing about, i'm afraid i can't help you. Go.... Read a book or something?

>> No.1462573

>>1462553
i'm staying.

also i win this thread. all i saw was reality filters, reality filters everywhere rather than accepting their guilt.

again really this many cheaters? am i being trolled? is this because its a literature board and there's far more women(who apparently cheat more as you can find from google)?

>>1462558
shut up.

>>1462562
immature.

>> No.1462575
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1462575

>how many parties do you attend in an average month?
0 I did go to a new years thing though that was cool, I'm going to try and change things this year.
>do you have a partner (gf/bf)?
no, but tahts normal on 4chan
>how many friends do you have?
about 7 - 8pretty cool friends I must say. Haven't seen any of them for a year tough :s
>do you have a Facebook? If so, what is your friendcount?
yes 45 but I only know about 15 :/
>how many times have you had sex with someone you aren't not in a relationship with?
are you kidding? Forever alone permavirgin, though there was a some what gay experice once.... but nothing happened there
>have you ever cheated on somebody? did you do it because you are sexie?
n/a
>are you married? children?
no no
>age
24

Also question, what happened to the sticky thread???

>> No.1462578

>>1462562

"Read a book"! I get it! Because we're on /lit/ & we're talking about douchebags instead of books! Har, har, har.

>> No.1462586

>>1462575

>friends
>haven't seen them for a year

pick one.

>> No.1462588

>>1462546
Yeah I think everyone's being honest.

This isn't an accurate survey of the rest of the world though. We all frequent 4chan, which probably says something about our moral standards. Also that we are all part of one group, which doesn't make it a good cross-section of all of society.

Remember, though, the question is "Have you ever cheated on somebody?"

That doesn't mean "Are you a cheating adulterer." A yes could be one isolated incident that didn't really amount to much. It also depends on what the person's own definition of cheating is.

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>>1462578
yup

>> No.1462605

>>1462588
>A yes could be one isolated incident that didn't really amount to much
you say that as if that isnt still terrible :(

i want a mommy/nurse x_x

>> No.1462642

>how many parties do you attend in an average month?
A few. Not sure what you mean by "parties", that's a very American expression.
>do you have a partner (gf/bf)?
Yes.
>how many friends do you have?
Lots of acquaintances. A handful of close friends.
>do you have a Facebook? If so, what is your friendcount?
Yes. 142.
>how many times have you had sex with someone you aren't not in a relationship with?
One.
>have you ever cheated on somebody? did you do it because you are sexie?
No.
>are you married? children?
Yes.

>> No.1462664

>how many parties do you attend in an average month?
0 I'm not in high school or a college freshman

>do you have a partner (gf/bf)?
yes

>how many friends do you have?
I'd say about 4 here where I am now, and about 4 or five close friends that I'm willing to go on roadtrips to see.

>do you have a Facebook? If so, what is your friendcount?
Yes, and don't know or care

>how many times have you had sex with someone you aren't not in a relationship with?
0

>have you ever cheated on somebody? did you do it because you are sexie?
0

>are you married? children?
No