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>Aragorn threw back his cloak. The elven-sheath glittered as he grasped it, and the bright blade of Andúril shone like a sudden flame as he swept it out. ‘Elendil!’ he cried.
>'Elendil!!!!!'
what did he mean by this?

>> No.14591205

>>14591199
Elendil is elvish for "I'm COOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH"

>> No.14591218

>>14591199
Aragorn is obvisouly pronograpic. The cloak is a metaphor for the foreskin, "grasping it" is a metaphor for masturbation (obviously), bright refeers to precum, same with shone, anduril is clearly the penis/phallus. Elendil is pretty much what he said >>14591205 "IM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING" basically.

>> No.14591265

>>14591199
I see you were in that /tv/ thread too

>> No.14591678

Hes literally larping.