/lit/ - Literature

You must use a lot of glue.

>>14574184
Serious angloboo, I hope you're actually a brit

I was also going to make a glue joke

I guaranteed you have said

>Have you seen 28 days later?

to someone

peon

>>14574198
I am a Brit indeed

>A Hangman's Diary
Based, negates the cringe of owning an HP box set but doesn't quite negate the cringe of currently reading HP.

>>14574205
I have asked that before

>>14574184
You don't have your own taste.

>>14574184
gay and retarded

>>14574215
It's okay, we've all seen 28 Days Later now

>>14574212
My brother gave me the Harry Potter boxset, I wouldn’t have bought it out of my own free will

>>14574218
What makes you say that?

>>14574184
>quiet laid back Scot
>keeps to hisself mostly
>live in a smallish, boring city or even town
>loves women, just can't seem to get close to them (incel basically)
>loves kicking back playing vidya and drinking soda on warm sunny days instead of going outside in the sunshine
>likes animals more than people but isn't motivated enough to be a pet owner
How'd I do?

>>14574236
>quiet laid back Scot

NO IM NOT A FILTHY SCOTSMAN

>keeps to hisself mostly

SOMETIMES
>live in a smallish, boring city or even town

NO

>loves women, just can't seem to get close to them (incel basically)

NOT INCEL STILL LOVES WOMEN BECAUSE IM NOT A FAGGIT

>loves kicking back playing vidya and drinking soda on warm sunny days instead of going outside in the sunshine

NOPE I RELLISH THE FEW SUNNY DAYS WE HAVE IN THE UK BY GOING OUT WITH FRIENDS AND ENJOYING THE SUN, MOSTLY BY PLAYING FOOTBALL OR SITTING IN A BEER GARDEN

>likes animals more than people but isn't motivated enough to be a pet owner

UGHH NO I PREFER PEOPLE BUT I STILL LIKE THE DOG THAT LIVES IN MY HOUSE

>>14574184
Are you fucking kidding me. I expected better from you /lit/

>>14574305
I showed you mine, now you show us yours since you think you’re such a /lit/ chad

>shelf is practically empty
why do you come here if you don't read

>>14574305
this is a good thread bro get a candy bar

>>14574317
I read like it’s a hobby not like it’s a competition

>>14574329
Time to get a new hobby

>>14574420
Oh my bad I don’t consoom 50 different books every month

>>14574184
Limey prick, for cough

To me you seem like a fantasy/medieval fan, I know quite a lot of such people and I think you quickly find people with the same interest as yours

>>14574184
teacher
role player
the bases of my own bookshelves are where I hide the things I don't necessarily want to get rid of (but probably should) so I guess youre
Nostalgic
Generally kind
Neither a Catholic nor a Satanist but have considered both positions in some depth
Thrifty but with a concern for quality
Well?

>>14574193
underrated as fuck
full ebin

>>14574193
And he's huffing most of it from what I can tell

>>14574645
when i saw the DVDs my first thought was KYS but teacher and thrift seems possible

You’re 5’8”, overweight, and you’re facial hair is exactly 3/8 of an inch

>>14574184
faggot

>>14574720
I’m 5’11, I’m a healthy weight and got high metabolism so It’s difficult for me to get fat And I stay clean shaven

>>14574184

You think about having sex with men sometimes

>>14574692
Yeah, tried to play it fair but it doesn't look like I'm going to get an answer.

U LIEK METAL

>>14574944
Nah

>>14574184
Cringe tier consoomer

>>14574184
You have no idea how a camera works, nor are you capable of competent image editing. Also, since you posted this on this board of all places, I assume you're either a desperate troll or an egotistical moron.

>>14574184
Tolkien is cool. Have you read Beowulf?

>>14574184

>Base off my bookshelf what's your first impression of me

based off this post it isn't entirely pleasant but not in the sense that i dislike you.

>>14574184
you bought the white billy bookcase and not the black.
you're the type of person to get worked up very quickly, like a child would get if he was trying to tell you something and you were playing dumb/fucking with him. perhaps mild autism. you're very easy to troll. i bet you would sperg out if someone said something historically inaccurate within earshot. a class clown type. you make a lot of weird faces. extroverted. you probably own a sword and sometimes pose with it in the mirror. or if its not a sword nunchucks maybe, some kind of weapon. you definitely post on /pol/ frequently or have in the past. i bet you freak out and think "ITS HAPPENING" when the mildest news comes out. you do this every time and still haven't realized that nothing ever happens. you basically love to overplay things for dramatic effect. you will talk everyone's ear off whether its a zoomer cashier or an 80 year old man.
in summation, a lovable dork who secretly wants to watch the world burn.

You live in the dead center of Western semihemisphere, as opposed to the Northern, Eastern, and Southern semihemispheres. This is why your shelf tilts to such a degree. Of course, you would not notice this because to your eyes the shelf is not tilted at a 90 degree angle and you still hold to degenerate notions of intersecting hemispheres.

You're a stereotypical High School "reader" you have a vague interest in history, and will argue autistically over things you don't actually understand. Points for Tolkien's expanded works, but you lose them almost instantly because of the lack of other authors. Keep going with the Folktale and Fairy Tale theme. Then you might want to look into Eliade "Myth and Reality" there's a chapter on folktales you'd enjoy.

>>14574193
kek

>>14574184
you are boring, most likely aged 18-25 and have no unique taste in the arts.

>>14574212
And a paperback boxed set, at that

>>14574184
Underage.

>>14574184
Reddit

>>14575505
Got banned from r/books for criticising 1984 and Harry Potter :/

>>14575540
>admits he is a refugee from Reddit
OH NO NO NO

>>14574184
Completely standard early 20's male.

>>14575552
Accurate

>>14575545
Nigga atleast 60% of all 4chan zoomers came from reddit

>>14574193
lol

>>14574184
>Harry Potter
You seem like the kind of person who wears this.

cringe bottom shelf
based middle shelf
ok top shelf

>>14575572
I’m a zoomer and I have never used Reddit.

>>14575572
And why do you think this site has gone to shit?

>>14575643
It’s gone to shit because of all the coomers. Isn’t my fault all these based zoomers took over your 4chan. Before you know it once gen alpha has grasped the English language they’ll be using a /Fortnite/ board

>>14575642
>I’m a zoomer and I have never used reddit

>>14574184
>>14574184
>impression of me
Get the fuck of my board, you cheap thrills Hard Back edition, but never opened, filthy pseud Anglo.

>>14575703
You sound like this right now
https://youtu.be/ZhKGtgcZghc

op your tastes are pedestrian, i hope a chink runs you over in an electric scooter

>>14575743
Don’t have many chinks where I’m from keep seething

>>14575743
/thread

>>14574205
>i guarantee you've asked someone if they've seen a movie you like

Wow, brilliant deduction there, Inspector Clouseau.

>>14575642
Disgusting zoomer go kill yourself

>>14574224
i have not seen it

>>14575572
stfu. i came here because of MDE world peace on adult swim