/lit/ - Literature

Fuck this and fuck Brownbear.

i voted for tybrax wtfman

Are we voting them off the board?

God, I hope so.

>>1452291
they're being voted at the tripfag poll website, i think

so they finally implemented this to /lit/, tripfagpoll threads get a lot of shit on /mu/ and /v/

>>1452297
WHY WOULD 4NYON3 M4K3 SUCH 4 S1T3? 4 TR1PF4G POPUL4R1TY CONT3ST 1S MOR3 TH4N 4 L1TTL3 STUP1D

>mfw 4chan filter

srsly, download it and make your /lit/ experience at least 10000000x better. tripfags should here should be permabanned.

especially tybrax, who should kill himself. (i hope he's reading! but i don't know! /4chanfilter bliss)

I'd leave them as they are in the OP. I quite like Korovievs' posts and his name is obviously awesome. I don't really like poke. I wish Tybrax were dead already.

>>1452331
*tripfags here should

weird typo

You're kidding right?

>>1452331
Anons who whine about tripfags are as bad as if not worse than the tripfags they won't stop fucking whining about. You shitheads derail threads simply because someone has a name, and should be banned with the shittier tripfags.

>>1452368
>mfw that's why I'm advocating the filter

also, he mad

>>1452373
Whoa holy shit Captain Obvious, hold on right there. I have this fucking award for you. Yeah I'm mad, I'm tired of seeing anons shit on good threads whining about tripfags. So tell me fuckface, how do I use that filter to get rid of you assholes?

>>1452381
>you assholes
>he doesn't what tripfag means
>he thinks I'm shitting on a good thread, when the thread is explicitly about tripfags

but just because I'm a nice guy, here's the link to the filter:
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/33916

however, you'll need to install this first, before you can use the script:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/greasemonkey/

if you have any other questions after you install this stuff, just let me know.

i voted for tybrax and i know many of us did

Can I downvote people?

If so I downvote Brownbear.

>>1452433

if we're voting for who to execute, then that's plausible.

otherwise, logic forces me to assume you are tybrax without the trip (that everyone hates his faggot-ass is simply axiomatic).

>>1452415
Oh hey wow I can tripfag too. Don't patronize me, ass, I know what a tripfag is and yeah, this is a shit tier thread. That's why I have no problem further shitting it up.

But anons who come into good threads and then derail them with bitching about how awful tripfags are annoy the fucking shit out of me. So, what I was asking, which should have been so fucking painfuly clear that a goddamn baby could understand it, is how the fuck do I filter out the asshole anons who whine about tripfags? Because WHOA, holy shit, the tripfag filter doesn't work on anons. What a fucking surprise.

>>1452452

Wow, you're a faggot. It must suck being so socially inept.

I hope you find someone equally autistic to share your life with someday.

This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

>>1452461
>Calls me a faggot because I have a problem with people shitting up threads because of a dipshit ANONYMOUS IS LEGION mentality
Yeah, I'm a huge faggot of the highest tier.

Least I'm not you.

>>1452474
>Yeah, I'm a huge faggot of the highest tier.

Well, I'm glad that's settled. I'm afraid you're mistaken about the "anonymous is legion mentality" thing, however. It's okay--autistic people are often blissfully unaware of their surroundings.

>inb4 this guy lays down another "so edgy" post

bump for tybrax taking this over tomorrow

where's the poll?

>>1452494
stop using the word edgy


that attracts a certain someone

>>1452633
butthurt tripfag who wasn't mentioned

>>1452660
my post had nothing to do with the thread topic, although i can understand why you would think such a thing, i have no clue as to where you saw evidence for this in my comment

This thread is just silly and the fact that so many members of 'anonymous' succumb and adhere to the tripfag celebrity culture is the real problem.

that's all im going to say on this topic and if people ignore the name of the poster and take a step back from being introverted mad neckbeards, who's only source of emotional release because their daddy's did not love them enough is raging at tripfags on 4chan, you'll see that what i am saying is 100% correct.

now have some Dale Cooper and go read a book for once you stupid cunts.

inb4 u mad

i'm not. i'm calm as fuck bros

>>1452685
so thats why you grouped people today on the lit's tiny to gain votes... to come here and say you dont give a fuck... wow.

tripfag bullshit guaranteed replies

also where the fuck is tybrax i voted for him

>>1452736
yeah Brownbear, you promised a speech.

I'm new around here. Can you guys vote for me. Also look at the clever literary reference in my name. The one from Master and Margarita was already taken so I decided to go with The Sound and the Fury.

>>1452755
>MeoOA
so cute :3

>>1452761

thanks :3

testing tripcode

fuck testing again

wank

wankx2

fuck

>>1452801
I already have a trip for the name Quentin so you can't use it.
Fuck off faggot.

my favie

>>1452807

but why do you need two trips?

>>1452810

Sage your worthless posts you fuck.

itt: tripfag circle jerk.
Sage goes in all fields.

test

>>1452810
Because I'm better than you.

>>1452840
w8 i forgot my pw

hello boys

okay i changed my name stagolee. should i put "a"s or 4s?

>>1452840

Where the fuck do you get that?

sup guys

i vote for koroviev

where's D&E? he's probably the smartest anon. here.

WHERE IS THE FUCKING POLL

Truman Capote.

He's fairly intelligent despite being a complete whore.

Poll:

Koroviev- <3<3<3<3<3

Brownbear- :)

Poke- ?

-Koroviev - cool guy

-Brownbear - airhead

-Poke - dirty spic who likes palahniuk

>>1452908
>>1452908

<3

>>1452736
>>1452736

wat

>>1452920

Koroviev- <3<3<3<3<3

Brownbear- <3<3<3<3<3

Poke- ?

>>1452925
>>1452925

i fucking like this guy
<3333333333333333333

>>1452941

girl lol. i say you on t.iny-c.hat today and i thought u were cute hehe. it was you, nickname, and ryuno (i think).

>>1452941
>>1452965
you two should fuck

great story to tell the grandchildren
"we met on 4chan /llit/"

>>1452941
>>1452965

Oh, BB's getting megatrolled.

He's ugly as fuck

>>1452977
strangely most /lit/ tripfags tend to look completely queer or actually pretty decent

perhaps Brownie is an exception

>>1452998
That's pretty fitting considering the fact that most tripfags actually are fags--yourself included.

>>1452977
>>1452974

jelly

also brownbear is cute. also koroviev is hot.

>>1453006
and you? tits will be provided if yes?

>>1453006
very touchy! such wild emotions really don't suit you

it was only a semi-serious comment in the end
>>1453003
most is the wrong word

all is pretty accurate

>>1453015

maybe later. im not a whore like anorexicchan.

>>1453019
>>1453019

That image is a fucking joke, right?

Part of the reason SSF4 sucks is all the frame-perfect bullshit you have to learn. The Chess/Checkers comparison isn't just to show which one's better.

>>1453019

hehe shutup. yeah i know. it would be akward during the wedding.

"we met on 4chan. we were both tripfags on /lit/"

>>1453022
I didn't make it

do i consider it a joke? i consider it fucking irrelevant

i think they are both very difficult and rewarding games for different reasons

>>1452977
>>1452977

now that's just hurtful, if you have nothing nice to say, then please, say nothing at all.

>>1452965
>>1452965

d'awwwwwwwwwww
thanks

Allright, so, question.

I don't mean to insult by this, I'm actually genuinely curious.

Do you tripfags do this just to piss people off, or do you actually feel like your contributing to the board? Or is it more of a "I do what I want, fuck everyone else" sort of thing?

I'd really like to know. From all of you.

>>1453027
a wedding ?

oh Mrs. Brownbear, i never!

we have to tell everyone!

i vote for the real stagolee

I am here oreo

>>1453060
i have my doubts thats you

>>1453042
>>1453042
it's attention whoring

any other justification for tripfagging is romantic bullshit

of course it's not as if tripfags prove themselves exempt from discussion or literature

that would be strictly fashionable, and to be strictly fashionable is quite unfashionable nowadays

Brownbear, Mog, and Oreo. All class acts.

>>1453065

I'd agree, with the exception of Isabelle Huppert, whose posts I do believe warrant recognition because he knows so much.

>>1453088

where is she? she was my favorite ;_;

So, reading this thread, the other guys are quite well know and popular. Then why did i make it to the top?

>>1453042
True story of how I ended up tripfagging: A guy in /r9k/'s tinych_t named Biox had a thread up on /r9k/ and I tripped with my tinych_t name, Koroviev, to respond to it. Came to /lit/, posted a couple times, realized I had the trip still on. Shrugged at that, and just kept it.
I'm not sure what "do this" means, and I would hazard a guess that the reason I'm No. 1 on this poll is the fact that I often do contribute to threads, I'm not a complete dick to everybody, I realize my opinion/asshole does sometimes stink (and needs wiping often), and I recommend books to people a lot.
I derail threads with D&E or others just because it's fun. At that point, yeah, I don't give a fuck, people who take posts on 4chan really, really need to go find stuff worth the effort of gravity.

>>1453099
honestly you haven't been posting much recently and i never really payed attention to you before i donned my trip

yet you seem pretty humble
>a humble tripfag
maybe it's because you're so fucking unique

>>1453105

can you post your pic again? you're hot :3

>>1453042
>>1453042

why do i trip?

you anons treat us tripfags like fucking Gods. I'm sat here on my golden throne drinking wine from the skull of an unknown tripfag. You never cease to discuss us, filling your lives with gossip about us. We ARE Big Brother, you are the proles.

you ask me, dear sir, why i trip?
i have only one question to ask back.

Why don't you?

>>1453081
>>1453081

<3

>>1453099
>>1453099

i like you as a trip

>>1453116
>We ARE Big Brother, you are the proles.
Best reason not to trip that I've ever seen.

>>1453105
fagot is more fitting hahahhaahahahaah master and margarita joke im so fucking hilarious

>>1453105
people who take posts on 4chan seriously*

>>1453065

But, couldn't you just tripfag while having a discussion about literature? If you had something unique or recognizable about your posting style you'd garner a lot of positive attention, except from some.

Why a thread like this?

>>1453121
>>1453121

>But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother

What the...what the fuck is this noise?
For the first time, I abandon the other boards and come to /lit/. How wonderful, think I. An entire board that will share my love of reading and discuss literature! Sure, it's 4chan, so there's bound to be a few bumps, but hell, the gist will be there!

And here I come, and you pants on head retarded litfags have a fucking front page thread about- your most popular TRIPFAGS?

A contest to see who can have the attention whoring E-penis on an anonymous board?

And then another front pager where another forever alone neckbeard whines about his beta as fuck depression??

Oh for the love of all things holy.
This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

>>1453144

I'm sorry, anon.

We're not usually like this. I'm not really sure what's going on, I'm rather distressed about it.

>>1453144
>>1453144

forgot your sage

>>1453144
Oh shut the fuck up.

>>1453131
>why a thread like this
some of the more exuberant tripfags find it is easiest to garner attention by force

>If you had something unique or recognizable about your posting style you'd garner a lot of positive attention
lots of tripfags try to find a recognizable gimmick to stick with in order to associate a particularly memorable post with a name, tripcodes serve to augment a poster's character and ultimate persona

take this with a grain of salt, but i actually prefer the company of some tripfags to alot of anons; tripfags have to try hard it they want what they are looking for!

>>1453156
NOT USU4LLY?

1T S33MS L1K3 N34RLY H4LF TH3 T1M3 SOM3ON3 1S TRY1NG TO US3 /L1T/ 4S 4 L1V3JOURN4L

>>1453160

But why? Do you honestly think yours are the only words that can be spoken because "Look at me, I can trip!" Christ.

>>1453156

Thank you for the apology. At least one of you has your head on straight.

>>1453180
take the time to read a slightly larger portion of the thread a discussion is being held focusing on the origins and true intentions of a tripfag, it would do you good to read it

understand that narcissism is a vice, and all vice is virtuous in reflection

>>1453180
>>1453180


anyone can trip, you speak of it as if it's an ability we can magically do.

However few can successfully wield the power.

>>1453194
I LOVE THESE TRIPFAG THREADS, ALWAYS GOOD FOR A LAUGH.

>>1453180
As far as I can tell most people who trip do it because they want recognition for the words they post here.

I've never seen a trip post anything I'd want to put my name on, but it's somehow worth it to them. It is baffling, but there it is.

>>1453194
oh brownbear! you act as if power is a preferable virtue to suspect yourself of

wouldn't you rather be beautiful?

>>1453192

I did read the thread, unfortunately. That's the sad part- the fact that by writing out your reasons and origins you think you've sucessfully justified doing nothing more than circle-jerking. Realize that just because you, in your head, have intentions, doesn't mean they are true or hold merit.
>>1453194
I do realize anyone can trip. I also realize why people think to do it.
Protip: They're the same reasons why I don't.

>>1453221
if you actually feel the need to justify your actions in this day and age i have to say there is something slightly wrong with you

>>1453230

You don't think you ever have to explain yourself? Someone doesn't get out much. But let's play devil's advocate and assume that's not outright socially inept. Assume you're correct, then. No one has to justify anything they do. Then why do we have threads like these where tripfags feel the need to clarify that they are nor derailing, etc. If they weren't doing anything wrong, they wouldn't have to-
Oh, you know what, scratch that. Sorry, I just can't see things from your point of view. I can't stick my head that far up my own ass.

Thread cancelled. Everyone go home.

>>1453252
Fabulous can get his up there because all the lube and still-moist semen facilitates it.

>>1453208
>>1453208

no, i would rather be feared than loved.

>>1453268

I lol'd.

bump

it's like 7.30 in england right?

tybrax will see this soon

>no D&E

Haven't posted your penis on /lit/?

Then you don't know shit about tripfagging.

>>1453504
>>1453504


that's not D&E's penis

D&E does not have red hair

Sage for tripfag thread.

But regarding tripfags, the 3 mentioned aren't the top tier. Brownbear can be a little bitch if the mood is right. Haven't heard of the other two.

In all honesty D&E, Oreo, and Arcueid are the only ones mentioned in this thread that I enjoy. Can't recall any others off the top of my head that I like since I've been drinking...either way fukkin SAGE asscunts

>>1453513

>that's not D&E's penis

Yeah.

>>1452259
what the fuck is this cancer

>>1453534
This whole thread and tripfags are cancer.

Rude sage.

anti-sage

>>1453504
Gotta say man. I've seen you around and tried to be nice, supported you a little, said I wanted to read your MW2 fanfic, felt sorry for you when you said your life is sad and lonely and you just sit at home playing videogames and getting high.But you're also a fucking dick sometimes. I don't feel so sorry for you anymore. And I no longer want to read your stories. (I originally thought they were stories involving modern warfare... not Modern Warfare as in Call of Duty Modern Warfare).

>poke

what in gods name is that south american street urchin even doing in that list

>>1453694
so u can mad, i guess. I don't even know why people voted for me as i 've not put effort in being serious or funny or whatever, i pretty much just come here to spout nonsense while high.

lol deepandedgy has a small pen0r

>no link
>disorganised
>foul play by brownbear
>mediocre trips winning
don't even want to be part of this, sage.

>>1454039
you're so fat you're part of everything

>>1453042
having a name is better for conversation. the bonus of autotrolling people who take 4chan seriously is gravy.

>>1454078
much like your face

Jerks was the best tripfag..

where is the poll i want to vote for mikael

>>1452907

>>1454114
tripfags known to drop-trip:
***brownbear***
truman capote

>Mfw this thread is still here
>mfw I have no face worthy, and my reaction images file is huge
>read that tripfags post their dick and write COD fanfiction
>suddenly, everything makes sense

>>1454302
Gotta say man. I've seen you around and tried to be nice, supported you a little, said I wanted to read your MW2 fanfic, felt sorry for you when you said your life is sad and lonely and you just sit at home playing videogames and getting high.But you're also a fucking dick sometimes. I don't feel so sorry for you anymore. And I no longer want to read your stories. (I originally thought they were stories involving modern warfare... not Modern Warfare as in Call of Duty Modern Warfare).

>>1454120
>>1454120


wrong fakebrax, just plain wrong

voting for me

i vote for mogwai

>>1452461
>>1452415
>>1452494
oh my god this is sad

i haven't read this thread. you're all fucking losers.

bump

>>1455096
The only good trip/namefag and even that's only because I read everything it writes in David Mitchell's voice.

not on the first page? for shame? brownbear gets my vote

koro is in both now? did he win?

I am the king of trips

>>1456154
>>1456154

not even shortlisted

>mon visage quand this glorious thread where one brave anon wrecks tripfag shit and then it all falls to pieces

>>1456186
You mad that I don't fulfill an elitist persona on a message board?

Your power is an illusion, worthless faggot.

>>1456206
>>1456206

i was very calm, however you seem mad bro

mad you didn't get shortlisted?

why am i even asking?

you so totally mad bro
pic refuckinglated

>>1456211
>u mad dog in a hat.jpg

>>1456206
You're a dickgobbling taint-licker.

Koroviev is dead.
Behemoth lives.
Long live the King.

>>1456217
wouldn't expect less than name calling from a plebian such as yourself

douchebags never spell plebeian correctly...

>>1456223
>>1456223

>plebian

you fucking cretin

>>1456228
>umad?

Day 3 of Tripfag fight.

What do these threads even mean?

>>1457029
it means all the tripfags are indeed faggots and they should be shipped to deathcamps