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14512585 No.14512585 [Reply] [Original]

What books will teach me how to get laid?

>> No.14512606

Any book can teach you to get laid. Some teach by example, and others, by counterexample.

>> No.14512613

>>14512585
As far as I know there aren’t any books that improve how attractive your face is

>> No.14512619

My diary 2bh

>> No.14512629

>>14512585
Anything that helps you make money. Sex is a commodity like any other

>> No.14512631

>>14512585
The bible

>> No.14512658

I thought it was some pop psychology book out there like games we play? I haven't read that one yet but i guess I'll start there.

>> No.14512663

"the book of pook" im told. i've never read it though.
>>14512619
wait have you guys been saying "my dairy t b h"? ive been say "my diary desu"

>> No.14512671

>>14512663
It's always been "my diary desu", variations expected

>> No.14512846

>>14512663
Thanks anon. Im only on page 20 but this shit is really fucking good already. I was guilty of so much nice guy shit my whole life. Im glad im still young enough to do something about it.

>> No.14513189

>>14512585
Just rape little kids, they weak to overpower.

>> No.14513409

>>14512585
The amount of romantic attention you receive from the opposite sex can mostly be attributed to your physical appearance, anon, and no ‘trick’ or ‘technique’ is going to help you transcend your lack of appeal.

If you resembled the guy in your image file, you would not be in need of a faggy little book

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>>14512613
Wrong.

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14513497

>>14512585
Thought that was Dennis for a moment.

>> No.14514192

>>14512585

The Catcher In The Rye

Just hire a prostitute or rape your little sister.

>> No.14514202

>>14514192
not lil sis :c

>> No.14514382

>>14513420
Kinda interested in reading this but worried it will be filled with medical mumbo jumbo that i wont understand.