/lit/ - Literature

>>14491873
Redacted

>>14491873
The navy obviously, how is this even a question.

>>14491873
As of the 20th of last month, it's real.

Space Force

>>14491879
Ass fucking is pretty /lit/ but the modern US military is the least /lit/ thing I could imagine

>>14491873
>american
>/lit/

chairforce

>>14491873
None of them. Fighting for another man is a sign if weakness.

>>14491966
>says the eurotard as his women are raped en masse by "refugees"

>>14491873
It's obviously between the Chairforce and the Gayvy, but who has the more /lit/ required reading list?

the navy because you get to be a on a big boat

Either marine or navy. Marine manuals are usually the best reading, but the Navy book on Basic Machines is something special

Most definitely the Marine Corps, it combines all the branches and gives you an experience unlike anything at all. Enhancing your writing.

>>14491873
Navy.

>>14491873
>Catch 22
>Vonnegut
>Nuclear war novels
>Memoir of Robin Olds
USAF wins hands down

Surprisingly, the Marine Corps.

I was in the Air Force. Nobody fucking reads except for promotion study guides. It's all people with a high school mentality who expect you to enjoy participating in sports and doing bake sales. Wish I was making that up.

>>14491873
do you honestly think anyone who joins the military reads.

They're there in the first place because they probably can't fuckin read.

>>14493331
Lie, the smartest person I've known started her first day of boot camp today

>>14493446
Write her letters once she sends out her address to her family. They're better than gold.

>>14493331
>>14491873
I’m about to join the US military after I graduate from Princeton with an applied math degree this year if we go to war with Iran, which it looks like we might after tonight.

My friends are calling me retarded, am I? What branch should I do? Should I do intelligence?

>>14493461
Air Force I'm considering going just so that I don't have to die with my face in the soon to be glass dunes of iran

>>14492212
says the amerimutt who is about to die for israel while his wife gets fucked by black bull

>>14493460
Care to extrapolate?

>>14493461
>>14493469
Join the space force its the wave of the future

>>14493478
Can you unironically join the Space Force now? What would I even do lol?

>>14493492
I'm pretty sure that at this point the space force is just 2 mean looking dudes hanging out in the iss ready to beat the shit out of any astronaut from the country America is at war with

>>14491873
NOAA Commissioned Officers, unironically

>>14493540
Based. Is there literally anything more /lit/?

>>14493461
I’m kinda buisy and was thinking about maybe joining the national guard or something. Though I might go marines.

>>14493545
Explain

>>14493461
hope you step on an IED and get turned into a quadriplegic vegetable you simpering zogbot cuck

>>14493549
National Guard for Army or Air Force? I feel like being part of chairforce is cucked, but being a pilot is the only way you can probably actually do something. This was my plan before all of the Iran stuff either way

>>14491873
What is the present day equivalent of what the RAND corporation was in the 50s? were are the real dr strangelove psychos working nowadays?

>>14491885
I don't understand why people find this shit absurd. A private citizen launched his own car into space. It's such a dumb, short-sighted notion to think military action is never going to bleed into space.

>>14493570
NSA, DOD

>>14493560
Probably national guard. I just assume there may be some sort of half time thing I could do that probably wouldn’t fly with a full on branch like Air Force. I’ve enjoyed the simplicity of monastic/communal living before, and I want to experience something martial while I’m still relatively young. History major so I can usually get a job in pretty much any city/town museum or local gov.

>>14493572
It's just the words "space force" coming specifically out of Trump's mouth. It sounds like a nine year old fantasy played out with Power Rangers action figures.

Nevermind that the Air Force has functionally been the Space Force for quite some time.

>>14491873
None. Fuck imperialism and corporations.

>>14493054
I didn't know Robin Olds wrote a memoir.

>>14493054
Wasn't Vonnegut in the army?

>>14491879
I'll give it to the navy for the sole fact that Darryl Cooper exists

>>14491873
Army of course.

>>14493570
RAND still exists so probably there, or at the NSA.

>>14493570
>>14494231
CIA. NSA is just alright.

t. NSAfag

>>14493551
I was one till a year and a half ago, there’s only about three hundred in the whole branch and almost all are in the good STEM fields which are for smart people who aren’t I Fucking Love Science! atheist bugmen, so it’s a pretty intelligent and disciplined group and therefore quite well read on average.

>>14491966
What about fighting with? What about collective defense? I don't think that is what the amerian military is about, but I think militaries can be like that.

>>14493461
Coast Guard. Safest one to do, and a branch that is actually moral. You usually do water rescue, which makes you feel good about helping people, and wont have to kill innocent children or most of the time even have the opportunity to. People that say "oh you're weak for doing the Coast Guard", they are dumb. Also, you will be stationed in the nicer coastal areas of the United States. Finally, people associated with the Coast Guard are typically more affluent, so networking after going into the service may be beneficial.

>>14491877
We need a modern day Ernst Junger to write about his Black Op experiences

>>14494282
Coast Guard is very based. I am >>14493790 and worked Army intelligence.

>>14493461
I went through Army basic ten years ago. It was fun. You could easily do Army intel, and your degree sets you up perfectly for my old job [1]. Honestly if you are very disciplined and fit, you should do your best: Coast Guard is much more selective than the other branches and they have much more interesting missions (imo). I met a few of their people working in a joint environment; they were ALL highly motivated, articulate people who got things done. There's not a lot of dead weight in their ranks, unlike Army (which I loved serving in but come on you know its true). And yeah go officer if you think it's for you. You'll get the leadership training you need on the way in. I won't speak against enlistment though, a 2LT is pretty much the same as a Private. They both teach you how to serve, and eventually both routes will teach you how to lead. Or just say fuck it and apply to enter service as a flight warrant officer and fly helicopters.

[1] https://www.goarmy.com/careers-and-jobs/browse-career-and-job-categories/computers-and-technology/signals-collector-analyst.html

>>14491873
none because all the /lit/ guys is in the merchant marine

Coast Guard is the only branch worthy of respect.

>>14493054
What about the things they carried?

>>14493572
Yeah, Russia already has a space force and China is developing their own.

>>14493709
Based 15 year old tardposter.

>>14494325
What books did you use to learn signals intelligence and analysis?

>>14494421
That's literally classified. I can tell you a math degree from Princeton will definitely help.

>>14494422
Lame. Thanks for the thorough response though. Are there any books that would give me a taste at least? Should I look at some entry level signals processing books?

>>14494426
Uhh, I'm trying to think. Math textbooks, Dover would probably suffice. If you show an aptitude for the work you may be recommended for advanced training while you're in the schoolhouse (I was not, but a good friend of mine was). This will put you in the more technical billets of the job. Any textbooks you need will be provided.

You don't need a degree, but it would help. What's most important is being able to think abstractly and running math operations out of order and successfully anticipating how those changes affect the result. You'll be a codebreaker, after all. Read some crypto books.

Marine Corps

https://www.usmcofficer.com/marine-corps-knowledge/commandants-reading-list/

>>14494317
I agree.

>>14493783
yes but his books are more about air force actions

Air Force

>>14493461
>>14493469
USA is a literal colony of Israel.

>>14494509
Start with Culture of Critique.
Afterwards, use Yandex search engine to learn more. Jews are only 2% of US population, yet they make up 49% of billionaires, and this is ignoring crypto-Jews. They dominate publishing, porn, media, Hollywood, and etc. industries.

In a leaked audio tape, Billy Graham and Nixon were talking about how baffling it was Jews were able to gain so much power in such a short amount of time. They were at a loss of words, and you can seek that audio. I recommend different search engines like Yandex if Google gives issues.

We know without a benefit of a doubt, Jews dominate these sectors of society now:
>porn industry
>publishing, many are pushing for inclusive diversity and LGBTQ+ themes in picture books which I have direct experience with
>media
>Wall Street to a large extent
>banking
>ilicit organ trade

In fact, a lot of conspiracies surround Jews, many of which do seem to have a lot of truth. Here are a couple:

1. They assassinated JFK. Source: This one Jew, who had a heart of gold (which is very rare), leaked Israel had 200 illegal nukes, and he was later tortured by Mossad because he had converted to Christianity:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mordechai_Vanunu

He also validated Jews had a role in killing JFK:

"In July 2004, Vanunu claimed in the London-based Al-Hayat newspaper that the State of Israel was complicit in the assassination of John F. Kennedy. He claimed there were "near-certain indications" that Kennedy was assassinated in response to "pressure he exerted on Israel's then head of government, David Ben-Gurion, to shed light on Dimona's nuclear reactor".[162]"

2. Mossad contracted Saudis to do 9/11. Sources: Dancing Israelis, that one leaked email correspondence on Wikileaks I need to find, some strange circumstantial evidence that I need to look up again... etc.

It appears to me Bobby Fisher and Stanley Kubrick were right.

>>14494513
>>14494509
>This one Jew, who had a heart of gold (which is very rare), leaked Israel had 200 illegal nukes, and he was later tortured by Mossad because he had converted to Christianity:
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mordechai_Vanunu
>He also validated Jews had a role in killing JFK:
Even Iranians treat their Christians better than kikes:

Iran has plenty of Armenian churches:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Armenian_churches_in_Iran

Iran has always been a friend of the Armenian people unlike Turkey.

>>14491873
Navy. Pynchon and Robert A. Heinlein.
Army only has Norm Mailer.

>>14494509
>>14494513
>>14494517
From the Talmud or other Jewish scriptures:

1. Sanhedrin 59a: "Murdering Goyim (non Jews) is like killing of a wild animal"

2. Aboda Zera 26b: " Even the Best of the Gentiles should be killed."

3. Sanhedrin 59a: "A Goy (gentile) who pries into the law (Talmud) is guilty of death."

4. Libbre David 37: "To communicate anything to a Goy about our religious relations would be equal to the killing of all Jews, for if the Goyim knew what we teach about them, they would kill us openly."

5. Libbre David 37: "If a Jew be called upon to explain any part of the rabbinic books, he ought to give only a false explanation. Whoever will violate this order shall be put to death.

6. Yabhamoth 11b: "Sexual intercourse is permitted with a little girl if she is 3 years of age."

7. Schabouth Hag. 6d: "Jews may swear falsely by using subterfuge wording."

8. Hilkkoth Akkum XI: "Do not save Goyim in danger of death."

9. Hilkkoth Akkum XI: "Show no mercy to Goyim."

10. Choschen Hamm 388,5: "If it can be proven that someone has given the money of Israelite to Goyim, a way must be found after prudent consideration, to wipe them off the face of the earth."

11. Choschen Hamm 266,1: "A Jew may keep anything he finds that belongs to the Akum (Gentile). He who returns lost property to the Gentile sins against the law by increasing the power of the transgressors of the law. It is praise worthy to return the lost property if it is done to honor the name of God, namely if by doing so, Christians will praise the Jews, and look upon them as honorable people."

12. Szaaloth-Utzsabot, The Book of Jore Dia 17: "A Jew should and must make a false oath when the Goyim asks if our books contain anything about them."

13. Baba Necia 114,6: "The Jews are human beings, but the nations of the world are not human beings but beasts."

>>14494509
I don't care I'm just trying to hang out at luke air force base, my vision is too shit to be pilot anyway so it's not like I'll be doing anything of consequence

>>14494525
Anyone who joins the military at this point deserves to die. You are fighting for the Synagogue of Satan, and you have to be a complete idiot not to see it anymore.

>>14494509
I’m in it for the adventure anon. Beats shitposting at a shitty office job

>>14494529
Just kys and have fun in hell if you want such evil "adventure". Hell is a real place. Go and grab a gun and blow out your brains, ZOGbot.

>>14493709
Never got what exactly imperialism meant. Is it just the extenuation of a power group becoming more powerful? What’s the difference between it and empire? It seems like a name for a vague concept rather than a concrete thing.

>>14494529
Basically this.

>>14494665
You are depraved ZOGbots and should kys. Find more noble hobbies instead of being disgusting edgelords who celebrate destruction.

>>14494682
Yeah man! The world is chill AF, it's only the ZoGbots who vie for power. If they just chilled out, we'd finally live in harmony. Nobody would even want to fill that vacuum, nobody would be that lame. Only America and Israel are that lame!

>>14494682
Whatever. Don’t you have a video essay to film on how Star Wars shows the evils of imperialism to cry about? I’ll do my duty and you can feel smug about critiquing it.

>>14494682
Bruh it doesn't matter who is fucking you, you are still being fucked and there is nothing to do about it at this point. The majority of the world is happy to be fucked as long as they don't have to think about it. Under those conditions you may as well take their free rollercoaster ride and maybe let out your rage on some poor shmuck who's master chose to attack America and its allies

>>14494705
Never said that, but right now Jews are causing tremendous damage. Also, Jews are the most dangerous people. Check here:
>>14494509
>>14494513
>>14494517
>>14494524

>>14492569
You clearly don't know any marines, they're borderline illiterate chimps

>>14494719
>duty
You mean duty to die for Israel?
>>14494720
>I don't care about Truth and just want to be a dumb goy for Shlomo like Sheldon Adelson

>>14494738
>You mean duty to die for Israel?
That is irrelevant. I’m an idealist at heart so it is the survice that counts sand the ideal behind it.

>>14494759
You can just anything with such retarded rhetoric.
>tortured and kills a sentient being
"That is irrelevant. I’m an idealist at heart so it is the survice that counts sand the ideal behind it."

Go kys, dumb burger.

>>14494776
>can just
can justify*

>>14494776
Well that gets into the whole idealist vs materialist debate, which is a whole big topic. Anyways, service does not go against any of my direct moral imparitives so I do not think that your statement is apt. If it was explicit to exterminate a small conclave of Sufi’s and children outside of Kabul bereft of any other context I would not do that, but that is not what I am explicitly and solely signing up for.