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1448197 No.1448197 [Reply] [Original]

>decide to go out and do some socializing

>go out to _ jazz club in glasgow, have a drink, enjoy myself

>come out not half-drunk & don't want to go home just yet

>Remember I have a copy of the misanthrope by Moliere in my jacket pocket

>Stop at restruant for a bite to eat. Sit alone reading the book.

>After the waitress sees my eating alone and takes my order, she tells the boss, "hey, there's a guy sitting alone reading here at, like, three in the morning! It's really creepy!"

>"Hey!" says the manager. "You're making this young lady uncomfortable! Get out of my restaraunt!"

>Tell him I haven't been doing anything wrong

>"I don't give a shit!" he says. "You're by yourself, reading alone in a public place! You're acting like a fucking creep!"

>Ask him how reading alone in a restaraunt is creepy

>He asks me if I was waiting for someone

>"No," I answer, honestly.

>"Then leave or I'll call the fucking cops! You wanna get fucked in jail? Get the fuck out of my restaurant!"

>close my book, get up and leave.

was I seriously doing something wrong? it was like 1 not 3 :/

>> No.1448205

This is actually quite an entertaining story.

>> No.1448208
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1448208

I'm only posting because it's Captain Beefheart. But yeah, Ty, you're pissing me off.
Also this is copy pasted from last night.

>> No.1448209

Haha I would have told him to fuck off. You weren't doing anything wrong. Fuck that restaurant.

>> No.1448212

I like how you copied someone else's story and replaced things with your specific details

Yeah, that's right, motherfucker, I'm such a fucking loser that I'm on here all the time. I remember this thread, motherfucker. Yeah, that's right.

>> No.1448217

>>1448197
how come you didn't kick his ass?

>> No.1448218

>>1448212

And here I was, thinking Tybrax had actually come up with an entertaining read. I take back the first post.

Tybrax, you are a fucking cancerous shit.

>> No.1448225

>reading in public in glasgow

there's your problem right there.