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We make one of these, but for /lit/.
Editorfags, get in here.

>> No.14468085

>>14468070
Dean: God
Founder: Holy Spirit
Asst. Dean: Jesus

>> No.14468181

>Tort Law
Is that Eliza Dushku?

>> No.14468184

>Mathematics
HAS to be Ted Kaczinski

>> No.14468191

>>14468070
computer science = moldbug. make sure you use the really cringy picture of him in the leather jacket

business should be taleb

>> No.14468197

>>14468070
>Bill Nye
>Lab Maintenance and Administration
Heh.

>> No.14468213

>Theoretical Physica
Thomas Aquinas lmao

>> No.14468218

>>14468070
Actually they did a good job
lit btfo

>> No.14468221

>>14468070
Parapsychology = Jorjani

>> No.14468224

>>14468070
>theoretical physics
obviously my boy tommy p

>> No.14468229

>>14468070
Gender studies: Camille Paglia
Recently fired from the faculty: Moth

>> No.14468248

>>14468070
Chemistry - Primo Levi
Linguistics - Ecco
Womens Studies - Houellebecq or Bukowski
Practical Engineering - Burroughs
Wait, are we using authors or fictional characters?

>> No.14468249

Music: Kapellmeister Kreisler
>>14468229
>Recently fired from the faculty: Moth
kek

>> No.14468253

Speech should be Cicero

>> No.14468261

Marine biologies gotta be melville

>> No.14468263

Fashio: Oscar Wilde or Lord Byron

>> No.14468270

>>14468085
>God
>Holy Spirit
>Jesus
All of them are the same person

>> No.14468294

Pharma Engineer: Terence McKenna

>> No.14468302

>>14468184
based

>> No.14468309

>Comparative Religion
Guenon
>Painting
Hitler
>Jewish-African American Studies
Ferdinand Lassalle
>Health and Nutrition
Nietzsche
>Parapsychology/Cryptozoology
Stirner

>> No.14468312

>>14468070
>World languages
Tolkien
>Linguistics
Joyce
>Photography
Rulfo
>Literature
Borges
>Weightlifting
Mishima
>Boxing
Hemingway
>Economics
Hayek
>Psychology
Dosto

>> No.14468326

>>14468312
Borges has to be Librarian.

>> No.14468344

>>14468326
Also the sub-sub-librarian can be Melville.

>> No.14468355

Weightlifting: Mishima
Asst. Dean: Guenon
Linguistics: Wittgenstein
Ethics: Stirner
Theology: Kierkegaard
Philosophy: Nietzsche

>> No.14468370 [DELETED] 

Sex Ed- Augustine

>> No.14468395

Groundskeeper: Diogenes

>> No.14468401

>>14468326
Marx for assistant librarian managing the economics section

>> No.14468403
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>> No.14468408

>>14468355
>Philosophy: Nietzsche
Should also be pointed out that Nietzsche is the professor that basically does whatever the fuck he wants with his syllabus but the institution can't stop him because he's tenured.

>> No.14468412

Assistant Dean: Guenon
Monetary Theory: Ezra Pound
Biology: Jean-Francois Gariepy
Banking and Finance: Gottfried Feder

>> No.14468416

>>14468395
Nah, Diogenes is the homeless guy that keeps loitering on capmus the groundskeeper has to chase out because the female students are complaining about his public masturbation.

>> No.14468427

Literature should be stoner, or is it authors and real people only?

>> No.14468439

>>14468427
I think it should be limited to people, real or fictional, that get memed on /lit/ all the time. Stoner fits.

>> No.14468456

>>14468070
Women's studies has to be Schopenhauer

>> No.14468467

>>14468456
or otto

>> No.14468476

>>14468070
>Culinary arts
Sylvia Plath

>> No.14468500

Jewish Studies is Céline

>> No.14468501

>>14468270
no they’re three persons, one essence

>> No.14468514

>>14468309
>Ferdinand Lassalle
lmao, gets me every time

>> No.14468577

>law
Kafka

>> No.14468608

>>14468476
kek

>> No.14468642

>>14468070
Journalism Hunter Thompson
Ethics Spinoza
Psychology Jordan Peterson
Medical Science Louis Celine
Automotive Engineering Camus

>> No.14468676

>veterinary medicine
Descartes

>> No.14468690
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>>14468642
Jordan Peterson can be Marketing

>> No.14468720

>>14468690
Seems to fit better

>> No.14468767

>>14468070
Ethnic Studies Chair: Lovecraft

>> No.14468846
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>Native American studies

>> No.14468938

>>14468642
>Automotive Engineering Camus
nice

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Professor of Agricultural Science

>> No.14469003

>>14468085
cringe

>> No.14469031

>>14468989
KEK

>> No.14469078

>>14468085
BASED

>> No.14469116

>>14468312
>applied mathematics & scatalogical studies
Pynchon

>> No.14469212

>>14469116
rocketry

>> No.14469237

Ethics: Raskolnikov

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>>14468070
Reflexology and Intersectional Solestry: Megan Boyle

>> No.14469545

>>14468070
Photography - Lewis Carroll (cause he took nude photos of little girls)

>> No.14469555

>>14469545
Shut the fuck up, you dont get to contribute anything. Kill yourself already

>> No.14469585

>>14469555
good post, anon

>> No.14470352

page 9

>> No.14470391

>>14468070
Theatre: William Shakespeare
FIlm: Sergei Eisenstein(Yes I know he was a director but his books on film theory are some of the most essential)
American History: Mark Twain
African-American History: Alex Haley
Paleontology: Michael Crichton
Psychology: Sigmund Freud
Ethics: Niccolo Machiavelli

>> No.14470405

Architecture: Wittgenstein

>> No.14471110

Womens Studies: Schopenhauer

>> No.14471184

If our LGBT Studies department isn't headed by Yukio Mishima, I will shit myself.

>> No.14471188

>>14471110
kek

>> No.14471191

>>14471184
Or Virginia Woolf?

>> No.14471215

>>14468085
Based.

>> No.14471222

Culinary arts: Jonathan Swift

>> No.14471257

>>14468070
Janitor: Ébola
Assistant Janitor: Guénon
Theology: saint Thomas Aquinas
Russia philology: Dostoyevski
Political Science: Hitler

>> No.14471261

Mental gymnastic
>Whitehead

>> No.14471262

>>14471261
kek

>> No.14471272

>>14471222
Very nice

>> No.14471274

>>14471191
Co-chair, perhaps. I personally think she would bring dignity and clarity to the /lit/ department of women's studies. "A Room of One's Own" is honestly great.

>> No.14471287

There is already one.

>> No.14471300
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14471300

are people still interested in this shit?
here's what i have so far

>> No.14471310

>>14471300
This is a slow board, and America sleeps. Don't rush it

>> No.14471313

>>14471300
You got three or four good ones, that's something

>> No.14471357

>>14468070
Ancient History - Edwin Abbot?
Theater - Shakespeare
Music/Band - Adorno
Ethics - Kant?
African-American History - Cornell West
Boxing - Hemingway
Criminology - Truman Capote
Medical Science - Robert Burton
Maritime law - Herman Melville
Painting - John Ruskin?
Janitor - Ayn Rand

>> No.14471372

>>14471357
wait not Edwin Abbot I meant Edward Gibbon

>> No.14471384

>>14471300
You disgust me.

>> No.14471389

Sexology--Noburo from Sailor Who Fell From Grace

>> No.14471401

>>14468270
>>14468501
God is one. Jesus is not a god nor God. The new testament is almost worthless and a latter addition to what was a divine script. Repent if you love God.

>> No.14471437

>>14468501
But does Jesus have a single essence which is at once both human and divine or does he have two separate natures which coexist in the same body without separation, mixture and confusion? Was he the human son of God, God in the flesh, or was he a purely spiritual manifestation of God? Since Jesus the Son was begotten by God the Father, is Jesus lesser than God or are they in fact equal?

>> No.14471457

>>14471222
Nice one
Also, checked

>> No.14471490

>Theoretical Physics
Aristotle
>Mathematics
Whitehead
>Psychology
Lacan
>Archaeology
Pletho
>Paleontology
Judge Holden

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14471509

>>14471300
here's a slightly more updated chart in case i fall asleep soon

>> No.14471510

>>14471300
>Houellebecq not in gender studies
you blew it

>> No.14471516

>>14471300
Oh boy this is good
>Woman's Studies
Weninger

>> No.14471605

>>14471509
Throwing out some names:
Lovecraft for veterinary
>Spengler for history
>Foucault for fashion
>Marx for Capital Restructuring
>Zizek for film
>Nick land for bioengineering?

>> No.14471637

>>14471605
cant think of for these:
DFW
Deleuze
Gene Wolfe
Pynchon
Junger
Mark Fisher
Machiavelli
Rousseau
Hobbes
Aquinas
Carl Schmitt
Francis Fukuyama
Sartre
Lenin

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>>14471401
You're right that God is one, but wrong that the New Testament is almost worthless and an addition to a divine script. The New Testament corrects the Old Testament's slander of God. It is still just a text written, compiled, and translated by mortal men, though, and as such contains deliberate and accidental distortions and errors. Jesus was the Christ, the anointed one, a title analogous to Buddha. Jesus and Shakyamuni probably would have been great pals, what with them both being messengers of God sent to teach his will and the truth of salvation from the corrupted material (i.e. Abrahamic conception of Hell and separation from God, samsara and the age of dharma decline, etc.). To insult Christ, Shakyamuni, or Amitabha is to insult a teacher of God. God loves us all, even the worst sinners who are incorrigible in this material world. I agree that we should repent for our sins if we love God, though, as to do the Father good by drying His tears through good deeds is the highest and most important form of filial piety.
>>14471437
Christ was a mortal man born of a virgin by the will of God because God knew that Maria and Joseph would be loving and proper parents as per His will. Christ, by the guidance of (omniscient, omnibenevolent, but not omnipotent) God using all of His might to reach out from the perfect immaterial (i.e. the world of the forms), achieved the highest form of mortal enlightenment and taught the truth of God's everlasting love and forgiveness for all of His children in a manner suited to the Jewish culture (just as Shakyamuni did in a manner suited to the Hindu culture). Upon execution, Jesus ascended to the divine alongside God, the unmoved mover.

>> No.14471672

>>14471401
Shalom bitch

>> No.14471739

Megacringe

>> No.14471745

>>14468070

> Astronomy
Lovecraft

> Ethics
Cormac McCarthy

> Theology
Flannery O'Connor

> Dance, Business Managment and Marketing
Jane Austen

> Public Speaking
Heinrich von Kleist (guy had a bad stutter but is pretty lit)

Criminology
> James Ellroy

> History
William Faulkner & William Shakespeare

> Law
John Milton

> Political Science
Joseph Conrad.

>> No.14471764

>>14471300
yikes

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>>14468085
Cringe

>> No.14471881

>>14471509
Nice
Applied Physics - Flann O'Brien
>>14471605
Foucault for fashion and Zizek for film seem good

>> No.14471883
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>>14471509
Sincerity: Megan Boyle

>> No.14472092

>Gender studies
Weininger of course
>Film
Žižek
>Public speaking
Cicero
>Linguistics
Caraco
>African-American studies
Lovecraft

>> No.14472811

>>14468085
holy based

>> No.14472852

>>14468070
Chemistry: Albert Hofmann

>> No.14473319

>>14471637
DFW is Tennis
Pynchon is Rocketry
Sartre is Optics

>> No.14473342

Bump

>> No.14473362

>>14471509
Please put names beneath each icon because no one is going to recognise all those faces.

>> No.14473365

>>14471509
Good work anon

>> No.14473378

>>14471509
>Freud or Lacan not in Psychology over Dosto???
Also Land should be thrown in there somewhere

>> No.14473384

>>14468070
>Mixing social sciences with humanities.
My autism will never not be displeased by this.

>> No.14473528

>Psychedelic research
William S. Burroughs
>Nuclear Engineering
Kurt Vonnegut
>Mortuary science
Cormac McCarthy

>> No.14473759

>Biological Engineering
Tolstoy

>> No.14473796

>>14473759
but why

>> No.14473801
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14473801

>human biodiversity studies
Nick Land

>> No.14473812

>>14473319
>Sartre is Optics
Sartre is Semiotics

>> No.14473813

>>14468085
cringe cringe cringe based based based cringe cringe based based

>> No.14474355

Bump for editfag
Can we replace Law with something else

>> No.14474404

Freud for Personal Counseling

>> No.14474405

>>14471509
do Plato for wrestling, and Hobbes, Rousseau and Locke should all be in Law somewhere

>> No.14474499

>>14474405
plato should be queer/lgbt studies

>> No.14474548

>>14468070
Ancient history: Herodotus

>> No.14474564

>>14473796
all that shit about advanced farming techniques in Anna Karenina

>> No.14474613

>>14468070
Public speaking: Cicero

>> No.14474620

>>14468070
Student advisor: Tao Lin or Megan Boyle

>> No.14474636

>>14468085
desaB

>> No.14474637

You all have forgotten the fact we need department heads.
>Science
Aristotle
>Business
Adam Smith
>Law
Machiavelli or Hobbes

>> No.14474672

>>14468070
>film
Slavoj Zizek

>medieval history
gene wolfe

>engineering
norbert weiner

>marine biology
obviously herman melville

>sociology
john toole

>> No.14474681

>>14471300
as the other anon said

>gender studies
should be houellebeq

>> No.14474687

>>14474637
Business should be Taleb. The image is supposed to be a meme, not serious

>> No.14474696

>>14474637
also Law should be Kafka

>> No.14474699

>>14471300
>philosophy
should be socrates really. aristotle worst case. kierkegaard isnt an awful choice for theology but aquinas would be more accurate for this board.

and just for the memes
>islam studies
should be guenon

>> No.14474722

>>14474699
guenon should be the campus imam

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>>14474681
Nah

>> No.14474739 [DELETED] 

>numismatics
Bataille

>> No.14474766

>numismatics
Bataille

>> No.14474835

>>14474738
Why? Camille Paglia is an awful choice, taking this too seriously is just boring and cringy

>> No.14474846

>>14474738
also you may as well just put simone de beauvoir at that point, as that's way more /lit/ of an answer

>> No.14475018

>>14474355
>Bump for editfag
please editfag, we need you. you'll be handsomely rewarded in (You)s.

>> No.14475069

>>14474846
this, make schopenhauer music teacher or motivational speaker if you want to be ironic

>> No.14475253

>>14471509
whats this font?

>> No.14475364

>>14471509

For poetry do either Keats or Yeats.

>> No.14475941

>>14474835
This. It's retarded if you literally just put people in the fields which they are actually known for irl. Like what's the point

>> No.14476104

Public Speaking: Zizek
Aesthetics: Umberto eco
Media Ecology: McLuhan
Grammar: Henry James
Architecture: Christopher Alexander
Sex Ed: Wilhelm Reich
PE: Mishima
Jazz dept: Adorno
Head of Philo dept: Hegel
Theology: Kierkegaard
Comparitive Religion: Aleister Crowley

>> No.14476130

>>14476104
Econ: Marx
Women's Studies: Schopenhauer

>> No.14476157

>Counselor
Phillip Mainlander

>> No.14476424
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Lepidopterology

>> No.14476451
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Womens Studies

>> No.14476482

>>14476157
Very nice, could also be Hegesias

>> No.14476495

>>14471637
>Carl Schmitt

Dean of Liberal Arts

>> No.14477073

>>14473362
lel

>> No.14477086
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Journalism

>> No.14477091

>>14471509
Pynchon should be PHYSICS you fucking fags

>> No.14477097
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World History

>> No.14477104

>>14477097
Art history

>> No.14477112

>>14477097
Anthropology

>> No.14477124
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Astrophysics

>> No.14477133

>>14477124
is he even an author?

>> No.14477623

>>14474835
>>14474846
Did you even see my pic related? Gender studies should be Weininger.

>> No.14477624

>>14476157
Lmao

>> No.14477633

>>14477623
>Weininger
seconding this

>> No.14477660

>>14471509
>>>14471300
>here's a slightly more updated chart in case i fall asleep soon
Take Junger for Biology instead of JF. Junger was an entomologist.

>> No.14477667

>>14471509
>Economics
Marx

>> No.14477783

>>14468989
LMAO

>> No.14477908

>>14477623
i didnt zoom in, it looked like jordan peterson. also i thought the "nah" implied you were the person i was replying to

>> No.14477958

>Law
Hammurabi
>Domestication of farm animals
Nietzsche
>Mountaneering
Zapffe
>Agriculture
Mao
>Developmental psychology
John Money

>> No.14477963

Journalism should remain Hunter S. Thompson

>> No.14477970

>Futurology
Zerzan

>> No.14478025

>>14476424
>Nabokov
Or just Entomology in general.

>> No.14478034

>Ecology
Savitri Devi

>> No.14478055

>Demography
Pentti Linkola
>Ichthyology
Hirohito

>> No.14478080

>Football
Camus

>> No.14478109

>Scuba diving
Woolf
>Interior design
Proust
>American history
Kevin MacDonald
>Genetics
Lysenko
>Photography
Lewis Carroll
>Forestry
Thoreau

>> No.14478120

>History
Spengler

>> No.14478213

>Bussiness management
Drumpf
>Marketing
Bernays

>> No.14478217

>>14478109
>Scuba diving
>Woolf
holy kek

>> No.14478238

>The arts of Sophistry and Deceit
Hegel

>> No.14478251

>Linguistics
Burroughs
>Music
Adorno
>Economics
Bataille
>Journalism
Goebbels
>Photography
Debord

>> No.14478259

>>14478251
photography has to be Carroll

>> No.14478296

>Herbalism
Socrates
>Speleology
Plato
>Motivational speaking
Hegesias
>Architecture design
Diogenes

>> No.14478308

>Military biology
Ilya Ivanovich Ivanov

>> No.14478371

>Opera
Kim Jong-il

>> No.14478405

>Ufology
L. Ron Hubbard

>> No.14478412

>>14478405
he should be psychiatry

>> No.14478421

>>14478371
Shouldn't he be basketball or golf?

>> No.14478465

>>14478421
He could be anything really. But he revolutionized the art of opera, composed several operas, and wrote books about them.
You could also file him under Nutrition because he claimed to invent the hamburger and tried to solve hunger by breeding giant rabbits.
Also Eugenics because he lured short Korean manlets to an island where they were exterminated.

>> No.14478472

>>14478025
That would be Jünger

>> No.14478475

>Magnetism
Edward Leedskalnin

>> No.14478485

>Medical science
Kobo Abe
>Applied medical science
Josef Mengele

>> No.14478504

>Rocket science
Jack Parsons

>> No.14478573

>Herpetology
Icke

>> No.14478669

cmon fags where is that image

>> No.14478680

>>14478669
There's been a lot of suggestions, ample enough for an image. Some MSPaintfag should get on it.

>> No.14478705

>>14478485
Mengele didn't write any books that I'm aware of, and this isn't /his/ or /pol/.

>> No.14478730

>>14478259
kek

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>>14468070
Child development: Humbert Humbert

>> No.14478796

>>14478791
Fictional characters gtfo

>> No.14478811

>>14471669
>Jesus and Shakyamuni probably would have been great pals, what with them both being messengers of God
>Shakyamuni
>being a messenger of God
>God
>Buddhism

You what?

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>>14471509
Dance: Elliot Rodgers

>> No.14479048

>>14469078
>>14471215
>>14468085
>>14472811
Arianists, gtfo

>> No.14479114

>>14478109
>>Scuba diving
>Woolf
This, or swimming teacher

>> No.14479125

>>14468070
Criminology = Stirner

>> No.14479158

>>14468395
Groundskeeper should be Harold Bloom

>> No.14479176

>>14479158
More like gatekeeper

>> No.14479205

>>14471605
all these seem great

>>14471637
Junger is definitely campus security

>> No.14479450

>>14468184
redpilled

>> No.14479464

>>14468501
literal heresy

>> No.14479475

>>14468989
BASED

>> No.14479495

>>14471257
imagine evola sweeping the floor and scrubbing shit stained toilets while ranting about the metaphysical aspects of war and african semen

>> No.14479500

>>14468085
>>14471300
>>14471509

capitoline triad > holy trinity

>> No.14479527

>>14479464
how is that heresy?

>> No.14479549

>>14479527
sorry i read that wrong