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>Meanwhile, in the /lit/ university...

>> No.14467240
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>>14467195
>NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA POOOOOOO POOOOOOOO POOOOOOO WOLOLOLOLOOLLOLLL GUENON POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yayayayayya ppopopopo

>> No.14467246

>Where are all the white people?
>Why is there a class on Harry Potter?
>I bet these faggots don't even read Guenon.
>My feet hurt.

>> No.14467272
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>excuse me, at which hall is the guenon lecture?

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>run-on sentences

>> No.14467413

>>14467272
>Haven't you heard Anon? Every hall has a lecture on guenon

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Is there a /lit/ one of these?

>> No.14467486

>>14467445
>practical engineering
???

>omar little as the assistant dean
holy fucking based

>> No.14467497

>>14467486
Think its Macgyver

>> No.14467547

>>14467445
>Science
dunno
>Engineering
Ayn Rand lolololol
>Business
Taleb
>Law
Kafka (hehehe get it?)
>Arts
not sure
>Humanities
Dante
>Sports
Mishima
>Dean
Harold Bloom
>Asst Dean
Pinecone
>Founder
Homer

>> No.14468051

>>14467445
Tennis: DFW
Librarian: Borges
Theatre: Shakespeare (duh)
Women's Studies: Byron
Mythology: Tolkein
Psychology: Jung
Public speaking: anyone but Faulkner (see https://youtu.be/ENIj5oNtapw )
Agriculture: Ted
Linguistics: Joyce

>> No.14468130

>>14467413
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo

>> No.14468137

>>14468051
Tolkien should be languages and Mythology should be Jung. Psychology would be Freud

>> No.14468147

>>14468051
>Women’s Studies
>Agriculture
kek’d at these XD

>> No.14468159

>>14467445
>>14467486
>>14467547
>>14468051
>>14468137
>>14468147
I made a thread for it:
>>14468070
>>14468070
>>14468070

>> No.14469517

>>14467195
corpus, nice.

>> No.14469730

>>14467195
>Yeah, it's not the best university to be President of.
>You have to deal with a lot of bullshit, the student body is by far the worst in the nation.
>One time, the leftists and the rightists tried to riot. Oh my God, you should've seen it.
>It was so sad, they could hardly even throw stones at each other. Their chants and slogans sounded like a gaggle of toddlers with down syndrome having a collective tantrum.
>We called the police, but they asked why we were even wasting their time? There was $0 in property damage.
>Eventually we actually felt bad for them.
>To boost their self-esteem, we had an exchange student from /fit/ A&M toss an empty can of pepsi at me from the crowd while I tried "to talk them down."
>I splattered a packet of ketchup against my head and fell to the floor. My wife was in on it too, and she ran over screaming as the police pulled me away.
>That stunt really improved student morale though. Suicide rates were down from the usual 40%.
>Can't believe I went to Columbia for this. It's a lot of bullshit, but that FAFSA money is too good to turn down.

>> No.14470952

>>14467272
Based

>> No.14470975

>>14467246
At my grad school commencement some brown chick spent a good portion of her speech denouncing white supremacy then quoted a quotation from Harry Potter in her speech.

>> No.14471113

>>14467195
>t-t-teacher-kun! Can i go to the bathroom uwu
> Yes, /s4s/, but be fast, this is the first day and I will soon start talking about Dickinson's poetry.
>ayo titcha waddafuckisdisxit?! Why we be talking bout dead wye bitchus?
> My dear r/literature, Dickinson's take on the human condition was fantastical, and the department of /lit/ agrees that she is fundamental to this course.
>muhfucka dis a ded wye bitchum.
>Yeah, teacher, she is right. Dead white females are not even a minority. In fact, they grow in numbers as we speak.
>Well, u/SorryForBeingAMale, if you want to study underrepresented authors, there's a class for it. Here we study classical literature.
>muhfucka be using dis big words rilly makes u c the raycism in this university.
The door opens.
>You can call me Nigger, for twas the name my progenitor gave me, twas the name of my ancestor's cat, and twas my name.
>waddafuckisthisshit
>NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, HER SKIN IS BLACK AS THE VASTNESS OF THE UNIVERSE, AND THE MONSTRUOUS NOSE... OH MY GOD I'M GOING INSANE, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.14471132

>>14470975
when you're the smartest person in a room, you've made some dumb decisions.

>> No.14471155
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>Professor rises slowly, scans the faces in the room, slides hands in pockets, walks to the front of the class
>"Well *clears throat* I suppose it's time we began. Today we'll be discussing Alexander Pope. I hope you're all familiar with the Popean corpus.

>> No.14471229

>>14471113
Fucking kek

>> No.14471756

>>14467445
>public speaking
>it's not Hitler
waste desu