/lit/ - Literature

>>14455097
A guy falls madly in love with Emily Dickinson after watching her portraits and reading her poems

>>14455097
Hot from far away, a pretty average from close.

>>14455097
A man falls and can’t get up and his dick inexplicably hurts

>>14455100
A guy falls madly in love with Anne Frank after reading her diary and decides to write a bunch of folk songs about it

What happened?

>>14455162
the wall

>>14455097
A man is captured in an autogynephilic singularity after reading french theory

>>14455097
One for each week of the year or each card in the pack or both.

>>14455162
She's sexy. What's her name?

>>14455097
Read Centuria by Giorgio Manganelli

>>14455181
chad channing

A poor single mother grows up with a girl, they sleep in the same bed because that's all they can afford and eventually when she's older she is very attached to sleeping in the same bed as her mom. They both fall in love

>>14455162
What the fuck.

Surely that's shooped?

basement neet struggles with depression because >nogf

>>14455300
Read/Watch The Piano Teacher to see how this can backfire in a hilarious way.

Semi-intelligent grasshopper imagines what would it be like to fly like birds do. At the end he gets eaten by one while contemplating.

>>14455097
that time op sucked a mile of dicks

>>14455162
what's the deal with the arabic tattoo

>>14455304
I wish it were. Ruined her face with surgeries

>>14455097
a depressed man travels to another country to kill himself

>>14455181
nice story idea

>>14455097
<—Check warosu

While teaching abroad, a young expatriate’s girlfriend is abducted and held for ransom by Vietnamese river pirates. With the help of his father (a retired SAS sergeant) he assembles a team of mercenaries (including a former US Navy Seal, a former French Foreign Legionnaire turned smuggler and gun-runner and a South African sniper) to attempt a rescue.
While they establish a base in Thailand and acquire a boat, equipment and weaponry, the men one by one succumb to the lure of a brothel filled with exquisite teenaged ladyboys. Soon the mission (and girlfriend) are forgotten as the men learn of pleasures they had never dared dream of.

>>14455415
Agreed. you can find short story ideas that aren't going anywhere here:
>>/lit/?task=search2&ghost=yes&search_text=Post+your+short+story+ideas

>>14455097
God comes down to earth but it's strongly suspected that he was just some guy who gained godlike power. But God won't admit it. But it really seems like he's just some guy pretending to be God.

A man falls in love with a woman's reflection, but not the woman herself.

Write a short story about a man's search for a lost pinball machine prototype, shrouded in mystery.

short story competition judge here (at my college kek) - imo just try to format things properly.

>>14455120

>>14455097
40 year old virgin tries to come up with ideas to impress the lonely ladies of his writing class

>>14455097
Woman marries an intelligent, respectful man, who cant get a hard on. So she starts fucking the american soldiers of a nearby garrison. Set in Baghdad 2005, during the arrest of Sadam Hussein.

>>14455339
slave brand

A cat and a bird work together to fight globalist jews.

>>14455181
Lana rhodes

>>14455097
There's a rich woman with cleavage and a guy wants to pee on her breasts for $1,000,000 dollars. They discuss the proposition with detached attitudes over sushi and cocaine

>>14455097
she looks kind of intelligent here, but in reality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coibY2VPHR8

>>14455097
isn't that that blacked pornstar?

OH GOD IM COOMING AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>>14455162
>>14455097
she became a black cock specialist lmao

>>14455097
something about americans blaming everyone else including their extended family

this board fucking sucks now

>>14457492
formerly sells feed and seed

A bugman Freaky Friday switches bodies with a nigger and turns into a white nationalist as a result

>>14457505
whyy are Americans OBSESSED with interracial porn?

>>14455162
trauma of the real

a couple kills one of their 4 sons, burries his corpse in a thrash bag and covered in lime for the smells beneath the bed where the whole family sleeps. Every night they sleep with the sound of rumbling bag, coming from under the bed.

>>14457214
hot

>>14455097
52 short stories about the holocaust

>>14455097
A guy steals a diary and lives according to its maxims and sentances. In the process they become transfixed through the diary. Their beings converge and their totality subsumes them.

The last man and woman on earth have an argument about what to do with the animals in a zoo. They are nearly killed in the ensuing chaos.

>>14455097
A man gets off work and takes the train home, but the commute is so long he must immediately board the train upon arriving to go back to work

Lagos Police Department contacts with the Dapper Squad. The Kimbu Diamond has been stolen just before the King's Parade! A mystery that only our heroes can solve.

A man is smoking outside his workplace when a bird flies into a window. The man watches the bird cling to life and has flashbacks to being caught in an ambush in Iraq. The bird finally dies, and the man realizes his cigarette has burned down to his fingertips.

A fake Socratic dialogue wherein Socrates attempts to answer the question "are traps gay?"

A man is stuck in a snowbound wilderness. Will he be able to build a fire before he freezes to death?

A Story About An Alternate Timeline Where Japan Became Catholic And The Pope Is At All Time Guarded By Latin Samurais.

>>14455097
a lonely man decides that he is not content with spending new years eve alone again

Write about a bawdy house in London, but instead of it being from the prostitute perspective, it is from the perspective of the cats in the area.

>>14456034
A man yells at his audience to put away their phones while he makes up random lyrics.

Motion picture technology has taken a huge leap forward. Will actors be able to adapt?

Elon Musk puts Starlink online and now he is able to turn off any powergrid around the world and to shot people with lazors from the blue. He takes all humanity hostage and demands it to become environmentally neutral. He sees brual force against humans as the only way to save humanity from itself.
Also he demands for a great Mars Transportation System to be build.
The old governments without using any electronics, in deepest secrecy are planning a mission to overthrow this tyrant.

>>14455107
>man
>>14455120
>guy
>>14455100
guy
>>14455170
a man
>>14455385
man
>>14455992
man
>>14455995
man
>>14457055
virgin man
>>14458077
a guy
>>14458101
a man
>>14458119
a man
>>14458086
man
>>14458158
a man
>>14458259
a lonely man
>>14458325
a man


Real original guys

A short story about OP coming up with 52 short story ideas.

A madman is speaking in the public square to an audience that doesn't exist. A passerby notices that the madman isn't speaking to anyone and so assumes that it must be him who the madman is addressing. That madman's name? Friedrich Nietzsche.

>>14458467
A woman falls in love with me

You're in line at a drive thru but incapable of understanding the order box

>>14458467
Based

>>14458467
women are gay and boring, hate to break it to you

Due to an error in the mind transfer mechanism, a man dies and suddenly everyone in the world has his memories

>>14455992
Damn i like the reflection one.

>>14457430
>puts bikini on backwards

astounding

ive heard men whinge about "ohhh why are women such whores?", because we allow them to. we champion this behaviour, we support it. in the words of Rolling Stone, in regards to who killed the Kennedys "after all, it was you and me"

>>14455097
A man, realizing he is dying soon, visits all of his past loves. He eventually realizes he doesn't want to be alone and dies in the arms of a stranger, realizing he pushed away everyone he loved. His final thoughts are that he loved every second, no matter how miserable, of his life

>>14455097
A lobster questions it’s own existence as it waits to be boiled alive

>>14455513
lol

>>14455097
Adam Sandler is like... a dog...

>>14458117
I'd read the shit out of this

>>14459561
deep bro! wow

>>14459738
Thanks senpai, thought of it while inside a girl that looked like a boiled lobster

>>14457430
those soulless eyes.. ((they)) have fucked the life out of her, what's left is just a soulless shell..

>>14455097
would have given you some ideas if only you hadnt posted that disgusting whore.

>>14459829
i was being sarcastic

>>14455097
I would gladly murder my girlfriend with an ice pick in exchange for getting to motorboat that woman for 10 seconds. I’m not kidding.

>>14455097
Op is a faggot

>>14459913
Wow REALLY oh my god you are the KANG of sarcasm!!!1!!1! GOOD ONE ANON KEKEKKEKE

>>14455097
There's a talking clock that announces the time every 2 seconds. Then a ninja throws ninja stars at it until it only announces the time every hour.

A rock rolls down a sloped mountain side slowly gaining momentum. Story describes the journey and the results of its termination which will be the windshield of a logging truck

>>14458467
Campbell describes women as having life happen to her not going on the heros journey herself. And he's right.

>>14458985
Watch Swiss Army Man

>>14461550
Joseph Campbell was a retard holding on to an already dead line of thinking when he wrote The Hero. Comparative mythology is the phrenology of anthropology.

>>14461566
Is that all you've read?

>>14458979
nice anon

>>14458101
Something tells me you've been reading Kafka lately...

>>14457268
she answered the call

>that Louis Vuitton bag
>that audi
>probably a designer shirt
Why does these things make it 100x hotter

>>14461823
>Why does these things make it 100x hotter
Because it reinforces the idea that she is an expensive object, a prestigious and beautiful item that would bring you joy and pleasure to posses.