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Has this ever happened to you, /lit/?

>Fapping to porn
>Suddenly, for no reason, remember how awesome Bartleby the Scrivener is.
>Stop fapping
>Go and read Bartleby the Scrivener

>> No.1444510
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>cool story bro

>> No.1444512

>>1444510
HAVING JUST READ THIS A COUPLE DAYS AGO, I COULD SAY YES, BUT, I DON'T WANK ANYMORE.

HAVE I THOUGHT OF BOOKS WHEN FUCKING, YES, YES I HAVE.

>> No.1444514

>>1444512

Out of curiosity, why are you typing in caps man?

>> No.1444518

aw man deez neu fags

>> No.1444529

>>1444514

CAUSE I DON'T LIKE HAVING TO STEER

>> No.1444545

it would seem that the devil rules the forum, gentlemen.

>> No.1444547

>>1444514
BECAUSE I AM CAPSGUY.

>> No.1444552

>>1444547

That doesn't make sense. You're just a tripfag in disguise, faggot.

>> No.1444553

>>1444552
A TRIPFAG WITHOUT A TRIP.

NO, YOU ARE A RETARD.

>> No.1444555

>>1444553

Yes. I'm a retard with computer access and a strange desire to browse 4chan.

NUTSTICK TRIPFAG FAGGOT

>> No.1444559

>>1444555
Double trips. WINRAR.

>> No.1444575

>>1444555
HOW CAN I BE A TRIPFAG WITHOUT A TRIP?

>> No.1444585

>>1444575
>If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck.
even without a tripcode

>> No.1444594

>>1444585
SOLELY BECAUSE I TYPE IN CAPS?

THE ONLY TRIPFAG I HAVE SEEN TYPE IN CAPS IS KOZ, AND I WAS CAPSGUY BEFORE I MET HIM/HER.

YOU ARE WRONG KID, SORRY.

ANYONE ELSE IS WELCOME TO BE CAPSGUY TOO, SO THE INDIVIDUALITY IS NOT REALLY EXISTENT, AS A TRIPCODE OFFERS SUCH SECURITY.

>> No.1444599

>>1444594
Might not be you, but there is a guy who types only in caps and acts as a faggot.
Better get a tripcode to protect your individuality. Tripfag.

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>>1444594

capsguy--much love...and yr right, you're not a trip. yr a bluNONYMOUS sagefag... it"s like neanderthals or some shit... a new race. horrifying and exciting at the same time.

>> No.1444640

>>1444585
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp_l5ntikaU

>> No.1444641

>>1444594
capsguy go back to your tinnychats because you are small time.

>> No.1444741

>>1444641
I AM HERE FOR GOOD, I STARTED HERE, WHY WOULD I LEAVE HERE FOR A /LIT/-BASED CHAT?

REALLY, I EXPECTED BETTER FROM YOU GUYS.

>> No.1444745

probably. alot of things distract me when i try to fap. sometimes it's just nothing & i don't feel like it.

>> No.1444748

Does "tripfag" actually refer to people who use tripcodes anymore? Isn't it just sort of shorthand to refer to users who want to be recognized, tripcode or not? I mean, even though you don't have a tripcode, >>1444741, we can still tell who you are, as you speak/type in such a... unique fashion.

>> No.1444754

>>1444748
It's not so much that we(I) recognize him because he types in all caps, it's that when he's not in a thread strictly about literature he posts about the stupidest shit and is constantly HURR DURR I FUCK BITCHES GET WASTED EVERYDAY. And when he's in a strictly /lit/ thread, he never shuts the fuck up about himself.

>> No.1444758

>>1444754
THAT IS NOT TRUE, FROM TIME TO TIME, I AM ON TOPIC. I DO NOT APPRECIATE YOUR SLANDER AND LIES.

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>>1444754
>It's not so much that we(I) recognize him because he types in all caps, it's that when he's not in a thread strictly about literature he posts about the stupidest shit and is constantly HURR DURR I FUCK BITCHES GET WASTED EVERYDAY. And when he's in a strictly /lit/ thread, he never shuts the fuck up about himself.