/lit/ - Literature

the very hungry caterpillar

>>14428288
I hope faggots don't ACTUALLY post their faces.

The Koran.

The Iliad

>>14428288
cute hat bro

Mein Kampf

Capitalist Realism

>>14428288
they dont have clothes in your country?

>>14428288
I am writing my favorite book. It's about a cat girl. Her owner who can only get off by beating and sexually humiliating her. Pressure slowly builds until the cat girl runs away. The owner becomes very sad and passes away. Only after the owner is gone does the cat girl realize how much he loved her.

>>14428691

Handmaids Tale

>>14428729
kek

>>14428708
You nasty report

>>14428708
What book is this from?

World War Z

I am myself the matter of my book

>mfw /lit/ is too big of a pussy to post their face

I don’t have a favourite book. Personally I’ve always had a problem with favourites and least favourites. There are books that I enjoy and books that I don’t enjoy, books I’d give a 10/10, and books I’d give a 1/10, or a 5/10, but I have no favourite book.

>>14428288
Anything by Rene Guenon

Ulysses by James Joyce.

>>14428691
Kay the thread has been ruined onto the next thread

>>14428968
200 Years Together by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn. This is fun. It should really bring /lit/ together as a family.

>>14428963
Same here I just shitposting but I do enjoy my twisted world. it is a well written comedy .

The Bible

>>14428999
Yeah, I read it about a year ago. It’s hardly a good books, but it is very funny.

>>14428975
delet ths

>>14428963
I hope thats not really you

>>14429025
It is. I'm sexy.

>>14429025
This isn’t me, >>14429029
But I appreciate his complement.

>>14428963
>posting your face for the occultists browsing these boards
Bold strategy cotton, let’s see if it pays off

>>14429029
>bean head
>sunken eyes
>acne on mouth and nose
>wobble ears
o.k.

>>14429037
>complement

"All faces are His: this is why HE has no face"

>>14429043
There are a lot of people in this world. That combination is bound to be someone's fetish.

>>14429037
>>14429043
You both wish you were me.

>>14428963
quite dashing. what your favorite book
also can you post a picture of your butt

>>14429049
I’m going between this a three Discord servers. Shoot me.

How to Satisfy White Men (Second Edition)

>>14429056
i mean that's true

>>14428963
You look like Mr. Peanut.

>>14428963
From my point of view, the Jedi are evil.

>>14429057
We don’t even know what you look like Anon?

>>14429062
I’m currently reading The Rising Tide of Colour, but as I explained I don’t have a favourite book.

Also pic related.

>>14429063
>Discord

Harry potter

>>14428975
haha imaegin if i was to just stick that in my mouf

>>14428963
Prepared to get mocked for months like that guy with the amiibos. I can't find the pic but I'm sure someone here has it on their hard drive.

>>14429096
Underrated

Unironically
>The Silmarillion and the Enchridion tied for first

>>14428598

idk why but top kek good sir

1984

>>14428963
You look like gay chad's cocksleeve, faggot.

>>14428288
Nigger

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>>14429659
Mustache Chads

>>14429805
Be careful anon 4chan is an sjw safe space

>>14429659
PO-LEES THAT MOOSTACHE

>>14429049
complementary compliment

Walden, by Thoreau

>>14429857
Kek

>>14429893
You look like your sexuality is playing hide and seek and has been winning since you were 16.

>>14429659
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>>14429822
i made the mistake of shaving my glorious mustache (a priest literally told me it had the power to convert heathens) because i was catfishing this girl on tinder and i thought she was gonna ask to meet up so i freaked out and shaved it so i would look more like the chad in my profile. this time i'm growing out a full blown van dyke, whereas before i just had the stache and pointed soul patch

>>14429913
he looks like a fat version of the guy from district 9

>>14429916
>a priest literally told me it had the power to convert heathens
Holy based

>>14429922
thats when i realized that i had to keep it forever. i was born to have a mustache (i also only shaved it partially because i had planned on doing something incognito) but i definitely believe the mustache will serve me on my journey

>>14429494
I know of whom you speak. I remember the shockwaves the unadulterated autism and pure distillate of cringe that pic sent through this board.

>>14429916
>>14429935
Post stache

>>14429951
i never took any pics of it in its fullness because i got rid of my phone. imagine this but ten times better

>>14429959
I remember you from another thread, looking solid brother

Mustaches can reach "compete" in like a month, but real, full mustaches can take several

so tired of my own shit
open society and it's enemies vol 1

>>14429966
i can't even remember how long it took me to grow it out, but the hairs were like an inch and a half long and i would curl them down and underneath, it looked sweet, but the only downside is that it looks like absolute shit if you don't wax it everyday and all the wax is that gay fucking "man brand" viking/woodsman soiboi shit. growing out my hair too right now, and i pierced my ears. basically its my goal to look as fucking crazy as possible but still be aesthetic.

>>14430001
I've got something similar because I really want the full chevron but Army (cadet) regulations really cuck it. It needs to be really thick to not look awful.

I don’t read

>>14429959
>I'm your huckleberry

>>14430006
what, they don't even let you grow a mustache?

>>14430036
I can have one, it just cannot extend beyond the corners of the mouth, which kinda sucks

>>14430037
wtf thats retarded. well you could just grow a hitler mustache.
could you grow a beard though?

>>14430052
I cannot grow a beard
Certain Civil Affairs/Special Operations in the Mideast theater are permitted to grow facial hair among the locals, and I think the plainclothes Counterintelligence guys can grow any facial hair, but on the whole it's only mustaches.
Some units have their own little traditions of hating even the in-regulations mustaches.

>>14428963
wait for your acne to clear up and get a tophat and you'll look pretty fucking epic

>>14430062
what about even stubble?

>>14430083
Certainly not stubble

>>14430017
99% sure I remember you from /fit/

>>14430087
thats pretty gay. men look so retarded without facial hair imo, like big toes. even cavill in man of steel looked weird to me in half the shots where he was clean shaven and not in perfect lighting. i'm not saying that you "have to grow a beard to be a man" or some gay shit like that, its just that clean shaven men look physically revolting to me. i'm very uncivilized though and it may be because i'm sort of on a different frequency than most due to my nature, i'm very primitive.

>>14430120
Some men look better clean shaven, but I also recall reading somewhere that male facial hair serves no intrinsic biological purpose and that it's purely for sexual dymorphism's sake.
Could have something to do with that.
My gf likes it, so that's something.

>>14430131
as i go deeper down the road i'm going down, i look at women's thigh gaps, and i think "where is the dick, where is the bulge?" there's just nothing there, they're lacking what the men have. then i look at clean shaven men and think "where is the mustache?" its like the same kind of feeling. like there's a phantasm. it makes me think that a mustache gives you power kind of like a cock does, or that it keeps you safe from demons or something. idk. people say they have all these weird kind of insights or hunches when they get on steroids because of the test boost, and i do a lot of things that probably raise my test, so i think i'm more in tune with these things, i see things people don't.

>>14429985
dodged the tranny pill like a ninja my dude.

fear and loathing in las vegas

The girlstate is looking for high IQ individuals to capture and force into sex slavery so they can get new cute girls in the girlstate. Please don't post your real face or you may get kidnapped and made into sex slave to impregnate many women aged 20-25.

>>14430174
what makes you say that?

/lit/

the divine liturgy

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>>14430017
Saved for reposting and practicing curse magic. Remember, if something really bad happens to you it's because you were a fucking reddit newfaggot that actually posted his face on /lit/ and you deserve it

The Rings of Saturn by W.G. Sebald

To Live by Yu Hua

Dazai's "No Longer Human"

>>14428288
Make room for the Chad fit lit

Jacques Ellul, "Technological Society"

>>14430602
What do you think will happen

>>14428434
it's a kippah thank you very much

Evola - revolt against the modern world

>>14432757
This dude isnt bad looking he just has a shit hair cut.

>>14431991
from this point on you will never sleep soundly. every hardship in your life, no matter how small, will remind of that time you uploaded a picture of yourself here and you will asks yourself "could it be that this misfortune i experienced today is somehow connected to that uneventful day?" and as time goes on your paranoia and regret will grow boundless

>>14430602
Saved your face too faggot. Shouldn’t have gotten so cocky huh, chump

>>14432959
>>14430602
remember curses only effect those who belive in them

>>14432981
Not true, unfortunately.

>>14432990
t. person who wants their curse to work

>>14432998
I'm just telling you how it works, the victim doesn't even have to be aware it's happening.

>>14433047

>from this point on you will never sleep soundly. every hardship in your life, no matter how small, will remind of that time you uploaded a picture of yourself here and you will asks yourself "could it be that this misfortune i experienced today is somehow connected to that uneventful day?" and as time goes on your paranoia and regret will grow boundless

it works by planting seeds like this while the victim is unaware of what you're doing, but it still requires the belief that a certain event is the source of their misfortune for the 'paranoia and regret' to grow at all

>>14433088
I'm talking about real magic, not some lame psychological tactic.

>>14433088
whatever you say cursedboy

>>14428288
get the fuck out of here
>>>/soc/

>>14433108
oh real magick? my appologies.
i'll wait while you explain the difference

>>14429893
INFP

>>14433125
Metaphysically real magic doesn't have to rely on the victim's psychology. It's a psychic attack, not a trick

>>14433147
be honest
are you a virgin?

>>14433151
Do you think that's something to be ashamed of? Fuck off to facebook along with every normalfaggot in this thread.

>>14433147
>masters meditation then travels to an abandoned bathroom to bleed into a ritual bowl and summon a spirit to punish some goofball on the internet

>>14433180
>he actually is
OH NO NO NONONONONONONONO

>>14433147
>this is the kind of poster that browses /lit/

>>14433261
Shoo mundane normgroid.

>>14433277
have sex virgin

>>14428963
>Not wearing oxford shirt
le absolute peasant

>>14433284
Kill yourself, coomer bonobo biorobot.

>Gravity's Rainbow

>>14433302
COPE

>>14433306
Chasing life is the cope.

>>14430167
Or you could just be wrong but convinced you are correct

>>14429010
Oh my gawd Edward Feser!? Huge fan dr. Feser. I just started the bible, this Jesus guy seems pretty cool, I hope things work out for him.

>>14428288
pls no buly

The shadow of the wind

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>>14428291
based

>>14428288
I don't read

>>14430602
Yeah, that's why I've been here longer than you

>>14428963
These ears
This forehead
This jawline
Those lips
The awkward expression
This picture is absolute perfection

>>14428691
sounds good lemme know when it's done

>>14428288
Lolita

>>14435174
AMWF?

>>14428288
The Metamorphosis, by Franz Kafka

>>14429803
Based and Freddie Mercury-pilled and also high testosterone-pilled

>>14430196
Are you in the bay?

The Pale King

>>14430602
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>>14428288
Montie?

Book: "The Divine Comedy" - Alighieri, "The Great Gatsby" - Fitzgerald

Favorite Artist: Lil Ugly Mane

Favorite Cartoon: The Jetsons

>>14435468
I'm in

>>14433420
i don't what's funny about this , is obvious that a photo is taken by a cellphone or a camera. But damn this really made me kek

>>14428963
Kind of getting a fun house mirror effect when you scroll

>>14429893
Sort out the brows and you're very very handsome

>>14433147
That's it. You're now cursed and all your other cursed are rescinded. I guarantee I'm deeper into the occult than you. Currently consulting the old gods and, uh, lemme just say...it's not looking good for you bub.

>>14429659
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>>14433303
>/lit/ is actually full of cute guys
what the hell...

>>14436544
Shave that shit off

If on a winter night a traveller

Taipei

>>14428963
you look like a guy who likes to read books hahahahhahahaaa

>>14429803
hey thats me

>>14429959
gorky

>>14430017
based BRAPder