/lit/ - Literature

>/lit/ is for the discussion of literature

>>14379619
>OP wants to raw fuck little YouTube boys

>>14379634
is that actually a boy? proof?

BEGONE, STOP TORMENTING ME WITH THESE JEZEBELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>14379619
>tfw no YA-reading booktube gf to scream "OMG this is just like when Naythyn fucked Kassylyn in Dagger of Nightmares!!!" while having sex

>>14379700
at least she has clothes on anon

>>14379619
i want to kiss and cuddle her

>>14379619

How do you think she comes?

The Nature of Pages
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lg9UqPCxKM

>>14379619
Her teeth (and glasses) are hideous

>>14379795
i wouldnt do that raw. maybe. she looks like a *scuffed* version of mila kunis. why do booktubers all have the same leaf intro. i knew a girl recently that got a tattoo like the intro design. i wonder whats so good about it. what does a leaf mean to a woman

>>14379818
it means they only fuck black men

not booktuber but i'd deflorate Ruby Granger so badly

If you know any of these booktubers, it means you are reading bad books.

>>14379883
me too, anon....... me too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6A4Tkx5s44

>>14379897
nigga i don't care what books she's reading

>only YA fantasy
do women really

>>14379619
Please post names and link youtube channels when you post these harlots

All

>>14379901
>picture of Hermione

holy kino, this girl knows what's up

>>14379942
okay i found her and she's a lot less cute than the op makes her look but i would still make sweet passionate love to here desu senpai
watched about sixty seconds of one of her videos and was totally uninterested and had no idea what the fuck the weirdo book she was reading was but w/e

>>14379837
who this?

>>14379930
Mostly and most do

>>14379837
Who?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h05NHF707lI
tfw this is unironically my taste in women

>>14379837
genital herpes 100%

>>14379619

>>14380336
>>14380357
Books with Coffee or something

>>14380285
she's a slut with a bf

>>14380285
HOW DO YOU HAVE HER INSTAGRAM?

>>14380409
I've got it too anon, just follow her!

>>14380396
WHO

>>14380409
>I can't type on a computer and use google
Honestly you should an hero

>>14380398
Don't trick me like that. WHO DIS???

>>14379619
Sex for recreational purposes is bad.

>>14379619
>Once more it's literally all YA/fantasy
W-well read women to bond with do still exist, r-right bros...?

just tryna get some stanky on my hang-down and talk about Vollmann

>>14379619
So OP who is the semen demon in ur pic?

>>14380498
i love paperbird

>>14380449
Prove it

>>14380385

>>14380533
I always come back to his vids about DFW and McInerney. They paint such a personal portrayal of the lit scene at the time.

>>14380557
The only reason you lie about enjoying sex is because of the culture surrounding it. The so-called pleasure, complex biomechanics, and so forth involved in sex make it an inferior pleasure to gardening, drinking tea, or other crafts. You are like a Faustian bonobo and need to get over yourself. Sex exists only for procreation, and it should be treated as such. It is sacred in that respect. Misusing it for fun is bonobo like.

>>14380475
Yes but they're probably just not making YouTube videos about their fucking horrible books. Watching booktubers is probably going to turn you into some kind of raging misogynist, sort of like going on Tinder or something like that.

>>14379701
Based and redpilled. I wish I could obtain this feel.

>>14380385
>5:51
>"So I've gotten rid of all the books that I'm absolutely never going to read"
>"Except for some books on the top shelf, which I keep solely for photography purposes"

Amazing

>>14379619
I WANT A FUCKING /lit/ GIRLFRIEND AND I WANT ONE RIGHT GOD DAMN NOWWWWWW!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

watching her makes me think that a relationship would be exhausting. manic pixie dream girls with too much energy bouncing around all the time.

>>14380578
>gardening, drinking tea, or other crafts
Imagine thinking that drinking some faggy leaf juice is comparable to sex. You're either a resentful incel with sour grapes or an asexual freak of nature. Kill yourself either way ; )

>>14379701
kek
would still cuddlefuck though, I am a man without strength ;__;

it is interesting to see someone enjoy reading stuff besides the "classics" /lit/ debates about endlessly.

>>14379783
Finger only.

>>14380498

>>PaperBird over Orpheus

>>14379901
Why is reading good in itself? Why would I want to read 100 books a year? Especially novels which you're never better off for having read anyway. Seems like they just want a number to put on their social media

>>14379783
abrupt twitching of legs and pelvis, little noise

>>14380705
WHO?

>>14380875
paperbookdreams
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCx-mOPGnEsSj2MKnRyozQOQ

>>14380682
You think I'm a little bitch? You speak to me like that, and I'll kill you instead. I'd use as fertilizer for my beautiful garden. Then you have all the sex you want in hell, you fucking cumdemon.

>>14380447
Olivia, Stories for coffee

>>14380858
>why is reading good in itself?

it isn't. reading is no different from consumption. although at the bare minimum it will refine your command of language.

Nah

>>14380705
Any more pics like this anon?

>>14380962
why does peruseproject do it for me? most people seem to think she's average at best, but something about her facial structure is so attractive i get annoyed when people post her because the rape energies in me are too strong and i feel sad and alone having to contain them all by myself inside this fragile shell

>>14379619
>you'd have unprotected sex with
Outside of marriage? Fucking doubt it. Take this chalice of poison away from me, Lord.

>>14379837
yes please

>>14379619

Like quenching a newly made blade.

>>14381028
honestly go download her videos, lots of fappable moments

>>14381145

>>14380385
She's unconventionally attractive but what's going on with that mouth

>>14379619
Pic related

>>14381160
>5'3"
So close and yet so far

>>14380981
lmao thought i was being memed about the books are better than food guy. thanks anons

>>14381177
no way he’s that short

>>14380661
im going to be really disappointed if this isn’t a boy

>>14381149
its just a horse mouth its usually caused by sucking too much cock

Ariel "hide my big titties out of view when filming videos" Bisset.

>>14380409
You accept her invitation to dinner instead of standing around like a statue.

>>14381145
The vid of her hooping

>>14381184
Watch the videos whenever he stands next to someone

>>14381209
They aren't even that big, she's just wearing a damn shirt that doesn't fit.

Based falling-for-vixens-tricks retard.

Do any of these girls age well? Do they lose their spark in their late 20s or can I still find one my age (28)?

Any examples of older lit girls?

>>14379701
Fuck I literally had this but squandered it. Replace YA with stupid new-age shit and basically this

>>14381301
just fuck 18 year olds

>>14381301
>Do any ... girls age well?

"No"

>>14381308
She's also copying ContraPoint's shtick now. She's talentless.

"Booktubers are nice to look at, but one should always check the shelf life."
- La Rochefoucauld, Les Maximes

>>14381308
Imagine not actively seeking out women with latent milf physiognomy. Cringe.

>>14381319
>She

>>14381308
>>14381319
Link?

All booktubers should be annihilated with extreme prejudice. All it is in an excuse to look cutesy while posing in front of books as a prop. It's instagram culture. Pure anathema.

>>14381325
Ah yes, that "milf physiognomy."

>>14381338
You just described women in general, though.

>>14381337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi97EGoLmGE

>>14381356
Even the charitable lighting and clown makeup can't save her crackwhore face.

>I am depressed because I fuck strange men and they don't call me back :/

No kidding. Wonder how many pills she's on.

>>14381305
Patrician taste

>>14381345
Implying you wouldnt

>>14381235
Post it. I am going to use it to make a meme ridiculing coomers.

>>14381368
Worst part is that this 10 minute video feels like 30 minutes long all whilst saying nothing of importance throughout it.

>>14380498
The only booktuber that matters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLJI7fTush8&t
Do booktubers really do this?

>>14381305
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>>14381320
>>14381325
>>14381345
>>14381368
Lol didn't expect that... I have reasonable expectations in terms of their physical body...I'm more interested in their personality...are there bubbly, intelligent, curious, happy lit women in their 30s?

Is this booktuber archetype just a surface level persona?

>>14381411
Bro all that bubbly shit is for the cameras. They have sponsorships and they make money based on how many likes/subscribers they get on Youtube and Instagram. In real life they are depressed lazy whores whose entire lifestyles and personalities are predicated on the fact that they are young and men will chase after them regardless of what they do, and when this stops happening in their late 20s, they will double down on it and become horrible entitled cunts who think it's everyone's fault but theirs.

Have you been on dating apps? Look at girls your age. See many happy, healthy women? No, what you see is a bunch of angry whores lying about their age and weight. Those women were the "Hi everybody!!!! :)!!!" cute bubbly booktubers of 5 years ago. Booktuber + 5 years = sad, personalityless, fat entitled bitch on dating app who thinks "Wine is my bestie :) Love to explore!" is a personality.

Have you seen any of these women actually engage with anything beyond a surface level? Even the few who actually read real books never penetrate beyond reading them as soap opera pulp. They are not building a foundation for anything. They are empty-headed retards.

>>14381411
>Is this booktuber archetype just a surface level persona?
Everything females do on YouTube is fake.

This bong is okay
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPhvw06BupffcviCe6LMLgQ

>>14381368
>>14381390
Uh....im in love with her after that video...

>>14381458
Shit taste.

everyone in this thread should be hanged

>>14381577
start with yourself faggot
nice dubs tho

>>14380369
Elaine from Seinfeld is a booktuber?

>>14381577
I agree, I should be hanged

>>14381577
I wasn't in this thread prior to this but I agree. I also should be hanged.

Someone got fappable pictures of Ariel Bisset?

>>14379619
>He still hasn't disposed of his primal sexual desires and taken the ascetic pill
What are you doing lads?

>>14381345
> one giving a seductive look while the other makes a look that expresses warmth of an almosy explicitly nonsexual nature (note how wrinkling of the nose is shared by the archetypal look of disgust)

durrr they look not same. me hate woman now

>>14381773
But anon, I finally obtained /lit/ gf. I have risen above this madness as it now regularly sucks my cock.

>>14381386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKosbGkLtdw

6:04

>>14380409
I follow her u jelly??

>>14381937
pretty cool

>>14381601
Pigs are very smart and noble creatures.

>>14381931
>I finally obtained /lit/ gf.
O brave Anon! Tell us how you accomplished such immense a deed! Surely, you must have slain dragons upon your way?

>>14381931
what does she read

>>14382078
>"How to Suck Cock"

>>14381931
Based

>>14381773
>disposed of

thats an illusion. you can only keep them in check but that takes as much energy as letting them run freely. one is just to let them happen take place (they are part of the bodys life regulation) but without attaching to them.

if u want to discuss this further open a thread, this one is not appropriate for this.