/lit/ - Literature

>>14349136
>"Never for sale: worn baby shoes" lamented the pedophile.

>>14349136

For sale: baby worn, never shoes.

>>14349136
NOOOOOOOOOO IT'S SO SAD BROS

>>14349136
Think about like this
A hopeful, but poor couple expecting a child find a high quality pair of baby shoes for a cheap price. This implies that despite their povety, they can provide their children with a good life

>>14349136
>Nintendo Switch, brand new, kid only plays PS4.

Damn...

>>14349136
>for sale: sex, never had.

>>14349136
>cyan:wave2: For sale: raw shrimps, 35gp each

>>14349309
based

>>14349136
>>”For sale: baby shoes, never worn.”
Babies grow up fast, nothing special here. We have tons of baby clothes that we grew out of before even trying them on.

>Babies grow up fast, nothing special here. We have tons of baby clothes that we grew out of before even trying them on.

>>14349136
It doesn't really work today. People buy so much shit for their kids before their born that a lot of people probably sell baby shoes, never worn.

My retarded normie cousin has instagram posts of her kid in outfits with captions like "Such a cute outfit, wanted her to wear it before she grew out of it".

>>14349136

>>14349376
>We have tons of baby clothes that we grew out of before even trying them on.

For sale: seed store. Contact Chuck.

>>14350487
is this canon?

>>14350487
Based

>>14349376
>>14350290
the punchline is that the baby is ded retard

>>14350616
thats what the jews want you to think. really its being used as a human baby fleshlight in some dungeon beneath jared leto's mansion.

>>14350616
their point is that it no longer works as well these days

>>14349136
Aren't all new things unused? If you go to a store all the new baby shoes will have never been worn before.

>>14349136
self-indulgent shit

>>14349136
The most concise pleb filter ever conceived.

>>14350632
>daaaaaaaaa joooooooooooooozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!
super based and redditpilled fren :)))

>>14350909
how is it "self-indulgent"?

>>14349309

absolutely based

I don't get it, aren't most shoes sold never worn?

>>14349309
Pls sharpen weapon

>>14349193
>born into poverty
>but has a new pair of shoes which will be outgrown in a matter of a few months
>somehow the other 18 years living with poor parents is now alright
Anon it was a nice try at a whitepill but...

>>14349309
You can wear iron with 1 defence so why are you in bronze?

>>14350616
>the punchline is that the baby is ded retard
>retard
Amazing someone so illiterate could be so bold without double checking their insult. Played yourself, moron.

>>14349136
>for sale: condom, never used

>>14349136
For sale: baby. Shoes never worn.

>>14349136
>>14349187
>NOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN BABBIRINO

>>14352321
damn...

>>14351350
babby ded

>>14349136
>for peel, banana, never eaten

>>14352086
it's all I could afford :(

>>14350616
You are banned from using the word retard

for sale, dead baby, no shoes worn

>>14352321
holy........

>>14349155
underrated

>>14350933
Cope