/lit/ - Literature

>>14345058
Don’t post on here ever again

>>14345062
I just did

>>14345063

>>14345062
Why all the hate, anon? the guys in the picture seem pretty cool imho, and one of them even went to Harvard!

>>14345066
GUYS I GOT HIM. I POSTED A PIC. HE'LL NEVER POST AGAIN NOW AFTER THIS EPIC PIC I POSTED. FUCKIN GOT EM.

>>14345062
Cum Town is funnier than anything you find funny.

>>14345072
Maybe he just doesn't have any friends and seeing people together makes him seethe

>>14345063
>>14345072
>>14345075
You represent the cognitive abilities of every cum town fan, and it’s sad man, I can’t stop fucking laughing, thanks for the good laugh lad, find the strongest pair of panties and hang yourself

>>14345080
This guy gets it

>>14345058

>>14345080
>>14345081
How will I recover, my asshole got fucked out just then by these comments

>>14345087
Well I'm glad something makes you laugh. Otherwise you just sound sad man.

>>14345093
Shut up nigger. I have read more classics in the original than you ever would given three lifetimes, and I say to you: Cum Town is funnier than anything you think to be funny.

>>14345100
Exactly. People that think that enjoying something stupid and reading literature are mutually exclusive are some of the most retarded people on earth.

>>14345100
This is the problem with literature Nabokov pointed out, it’s just so you can walk around telling everyone what a big bad intellectual you are,

>literary equivalent of a podcast

Real intelligent question there

>>14345058
Confederacy of Dunces

>>14345098
>sound
> implying he can hear me through the messages I’m sending

>uses the word sound on a message board

>>14345103
This is the stupidest shit I’ve ever read
>I like stupid shit but I’m an intelligent person

Jesus Christ

>>14345104

Yeah I mean pretty much any funny book would do as an equivalent, I think. That said, Cum Town is clearly the comedy podcast of choice for those who ignore pseudointellectual rhetoricians and have read the complete works of Homer, Pindar, Plato, Aristotle, Sophocles, Euripedes, Hesiod, Aristophones, Herodotus, Sappho, Plutarch, Ovid, Virgil, Lucretius, Arisoto, Horace, St. Augustine, Marcus Aurelius, Rabelais, Dante, Petrarch, Boccaccio, Machiavelli, Luther, Cervantes, Chaucer, the Beowulf poet, Chretien de Troyes, Marie de France, Sterne, Burton, Browne, Wyatt, Sidney, Percy Shelley, Tennyson, Donne, Pope, Dryden, Bacon, Novalis, Schelling, Schlegel, Hegel, Pascal, Lichtenberg, Dickinson, Shakespeare, Ibsen, Dickens, Marlowe, Diderot, Jonson, Goethe, Bunyan, Gibbon, Addison, Smollett, Milton, Johnson, Boswell, Emerson, Quincey, Burke, Spinoza, Leibniz, Hume, Kant, Mary Shelley, Wollstonecraft, Racine, Baudelaire, Valery, Rimbaud, Verlaine, Moliere, Montaigne, Browning, Gray, Holderlin, Schiller, Shaw, Voltaire, Hugo, Balzac, Zola, Colette, Duras, Dumas, Stendhal, Nerval, Flaubert, Mallarme, Malraux, Chateaubriand, Artaud, Poe, Wordsworth, Coleridge, Blake, Byron, Keats, Arnold, Pater, Walter Scott, Swinburne, Rossetti, Carroll, William James, Henry James, Hawthorne, Twain, Melville, Dewey, Bergson, Whitehead, George Eliot, Williams, Frost, Cummings, Crane, Stevens, Whitman, Plath, Trakl, Rilke, Celan, Montale, Neruda, Lorca, Tagore, Manzoni, Peake, Murdoch, Wharton, Wilde, Leopardi, Faulkner, O'Connor, Passos, Nietzsche, Marx, Adorno, Bloch, Lukacs, Bakhtin, Hamsun, Pushkin, Gogol, Tolstoy, Turgenev, Chekhov, Andreyev, Bely, Bulgakov, Gonchorov, Camoes, Pessoa, Queiroz, Saramago, Paz, Borges, Bloy, Pirandello, Huysmans, Lautreamont, Schwob, Casares, Bolano, Cortazar, Lima, Donoso, de Assis, Carpentjier, Celine, Marquez, Unamuno, Gracq, Gide, Jarry, Camus, Conrad, Wells, Hardy, Salinger, Lawrence, Forster, Hrabal, Swift, Bronte, Woolf, Bachelard, Roussel, Beckett, Proust, Nabokov, Joyce, O'Brien, Yeats, Waugh, Heaney, Auden, Hofmannsthal, Mann, Musil, Broch, Zweig, Bachmann, Jelinek, Lessing, Laxness, Simenon,Svevo, Levi, Buzzati, Quasimodo, Llosa, Walser, Kafka, Babel, Schulz, Transtromer, Kertesz, Pavic, Andric, Grossmann,Sillanpää, Linna, Mahfouz, Boll, Grass, Canetti, Pavese, Robbe-Grillet, Blanchot, Perec, Calvino, Bernhard, Gass, Barth, Gaddis, Vollmann, Vidal, Hawkes, DeLillo, Pynchon, McElroy, Soseki, Murasaki, Shonagon, Kawabata, Mishima, Akutagawa, Tanizaki, Dazai, Oe, Xingjian, Yan, Kosztolanyi, Gombrowicz, Ishiguro, Eco, Coetzee, Auerbach, Benjamin, Barthes, Pasternak, Derrida, Deleuze, Bateson, Foucault, Lyotard, Mcluhan, Eichenbaum, Steiner, Munro, Carson, Handke, Theroux, Patrick White, Alfau, Marias, Enard, Claude Simon, Elizabeth Bishop, Markson, Lowry, Bellow, and Dara.

>>14345104
Nabokov was also pointing out that people just can't enjoy shit anymore. Everything has to be intelligent and interpreted and analyzed to meaninglessness. It's not an intelligent question(thats the joke) but pretending you're so much smarter than others just because you don't listen to something you deem lesser is just as unintelligent.

>>14345129
owned

>>14345111
nigga do you not understand common phrasing? I swear half the people on this board are stupid as shit

>>14345058
>if you listen to the show for nick
mein kampf
>if you listen to the show for stav
Anna Karenina
>If you listen to the show for Adam
pic related

>>14345129
I like cum town, but OP asked a dumb fucking question

>>14345119
Good list man thank you.

>>14345136
Out of everyone here, I genuinely think you’re the only retard amongst us

>>14345147
>Out of everyone here
>amongst us

Nice pleonasm. NOT

>>14345147
Sure. A lot of people have posted good replies, people who both like the show and lit. I'm sorry you're too insecure about your own intelligence to enjoy something lighthearted.

>>14345164
Bruh y’all getting real gay now

>>14345171
>Y'all
Fuck off chapo scum

>>14345110
good choice

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>>14345225
you read any of those or just take pics of em? Don't see a single cracked spine

>>14345234

>>14345119
Nice. Have a rare Katie

>>14345062
4chan and based
>>14345080
Reddit and cringe.
>>14345089
/thread.

>>14345272
Good collection mane

People who cherish sexual filth are always ugly. As inner beauty and purity of the soul is manifested in outward appearance, so too is inner ugliness manifested in unproportional, disgusting, faces. The obesity of their bodies, their faces, everything shows such inner foulness that they are almost beyond repair. There is a distinct difference between classes of coomers even. Those who abhor their filthy habit want strive for a better condition, are not cursed with the ugliness from birth. But those who cherished their impurities from the start and reveled in them, they are truly bespotted, internally and externally. A body/soul is a mirror that radiates whatever it sets it's affections on. The most corrupt, are preordained to externally reflect it.

>>14345328
Stav is a hideous degenerate no doubt

>>14345335
I do not know who they are and the fact that you do, is a sign you do not belong on /lit/.

>>14345347
The fact that you treat /lit/ like some sort of territory you have to protect is a sign that you're a fucking chimp who should go live in a tree

>>14345387
You don't belong here

>>14345387
Kill yourself.

>>14345347
adam friedman is /lit/ tho

>>14345481
>____(internet celebrity) is /lit/ tho(ugh)
You don't belong here

>>14345506
he reads houellebecq roth and lacan

>>14345481
Don't know who they are, do not care. Time to go back.

>>14345461
The fact that you have no rebuttal just further proves my point chimp.

>>14345461
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>>14345506
>>14345541
The chimp brigade has arrived

>>14345549
>The fact that you have no rebuttal to my reddit comment proves my point chimp

>>14345556
don't worry buddy im not here to steal your bananas

>>14345555
>quads
Scriptkiddies and getwhores certainly don't belong here

>>14345561
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cumtown/

>>14345535
Millions of boomers have read Roth, and I wouldn't give any of them the time of day.

>>14345568
https://www.reddit.com/r/chimpanzees/

>>14345577
You really need to go back.

>>14345592
Holy shit this is pathetic. Redditors can't even remain anonymous without abusing anonymity

>>14345288
Holy smokes!

>>14345292
Underage and b&.

>>14345506
>tho(ugh)
why don't you take the cock out of your mouth before you start talking, homo?

>>14345606
>still at 11 posters
>he attempts to reply a second time with 4chan lingo to make it look like he fits in here

>>14345609
>11 posters
>same guy again to make it look like WHOAH HUSTLE BUSTLE BIG CITY LE BUGMAN PODCAST DUDE SEX LE CUM, is popular here
Severe cringe.

>>14345618
/lit/ is a small board? who knew

I am not the OP but rather the classically educated guy who was also p0wning your dumbass. It's a losing battle against all the dipshits on here obviously, but I am trying to avoid finishing a paper.