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>Meet a young woman
>Visit her apartment
>Spot her book-stack

Would you be intimidated?

>> No.14317414

>>14317411
if she was white that would be fuckin hot, I love orientalism

>> No.14317421

>>14317411
Why would I be intimidated of someone for reading? It doesn't exactly take much skill

>> No.14317422

no, collecting books isn't the same as reading them

>> No.14317424

>>14317414
Too bad she's probably to busy being Muhammed's fourth wife.

>> No.14317449

>>14317411
i would be delighted

>> No.14317458

>>14317424
Muhammed doesn't let his wives read.

>> No.14317462

>>14317411
Intimidated? No. Scared that she'll try to chop my head off with a scimitar? Yes.

>> No.14318358

>>14317411
It depends. How big is her dick?

>> No.14318501

>>14317411
No, I would not be intimidated by her boyfriend's book collection.

>> No.14318668

>>14317411
no I would check her for a suicide vest when hugging her

>> No.14318679
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>>14317411
>ask her what worthwhile thing has she synthesized from all that knowledge
>"uhh, I don't know anon, I just think it's interesting and stuff :D"
another day, another roastie toasted

>> No.14318941

>>14317411

>Takes picture of own book stack and fantasises that it's some fictional well-read woman's collection because he's lonely as sin.

Oh OP, I'm sorry..

>> No.14318957

>>14317411
girls that spend time reading dont know how to fuck or love people. much like all you guys here.

>> No.14318968

>>14317411
no it means you can stone her to death after woods

>> No.14318975

I would inquire into which pile is her read books. The read pile would most likely be harry potter, a song of ice and fire, and throne of glass.

>> No.14319011

>>14318975
>>14318501
>>14318679
>>14318957
Absolutely seething

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>>14317411
No because women merely use books as a fashion accessory to decorate their apartment with.

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>>14319011
>>14318941
I can smell it from here

>> No.14319048

>>14319027
Men do the same.

>> No.14319105

>>14317411
Any hobby or interest a girl has beyond something basic and very surface-level is disgusting. A girl should present herself to a suitor as a blank slate, a willing and open-minded student with some basic understanding for what "tasteful", "cultured", and especially "gaudy" and "crass" are, but nothing beyond that. Any implication that she has already (supposedly) experienced something "meaningful" or "profound" before me entering her life is cringy and appalling. That's why tattoos are so disgusting. They shove in your face the vile reality of everything she's already been dragged through, and her foul, shameless pride in it.

>> No.14319121

>>14317414
>doesn't appreciate the forbidden fruit of tbe hoejabi
You are, and I cannot stress this enough, a pleb.

>> No.14319125

Like all stereotypes, the one about women and books has some truth to it. I’ve yet to meet a woman who actually reads, but met PLENTY who have fat collections of YA and then some literature which they admit to only having bought with the intention of flexing (but never read).

The worst was the girl who was a Librarian and wrote the word “frusterating”. The person who has the job of “book expert” reads so little that they can’t even spell frustrating correctly.

>> No.14319147

>>14319105
Shut up cuntface

>> No.14319153

>>14319125
Are you sure it wasn't just a typo

>> No.14319206

>>14317411
I'd make fun of her for being an "Area Studies" major who doesn't have a relevant working language.

>> No.14319295

>>14317411
the fact that she like to read about Islam means nothing. I'd be alarmed if she only had religious texts, but she clearly doesn't.
Fuck, ther are Catholic priests who would probably have the same stack, since they are experts on Islam.

>> No.14319507

>>14319147
>hey why do I have to be a pure innocent girl! >:(
>I'm gonna be independent and rugged and experienced and have character like a man!!!! :^)
>hey why don't you like me aymore, is this how you treat a girl?! >:(

>> No.14319527

>>14319125
Beatrix Potter was a saint far greater than St. Therese of Lisieux and Teresa of Ávila.

>> No.14319572

>No Al-Futūḥāt al-Makkiyya or Fusus al-Hikam
Absolutely not

>> No.14319692

are stacks kino? I'm looking for a bookcase but I might reconsider consider stacking. How do you deal with the dust?

>> No.14319721

>>14319507
>literally has a cunt where his face should be
>"hey why did ya call me cuntface!!!! >:("

>> No.14319770

>>14319721
t. tattooed hambeast with 30+ cock mileage

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>>14319770

>> No.14319856

>>14319770
I will fuck your cuntface with my male cock.

>> No.14319879

>>14319856
We get it, you called him a cuntface. It's become unfunny, shut the fuck up.

>> No.14319919

>>14319856
what's the equivalent for 'dilate' for an FtM tranny