/lit/ - Literature

my diary desu

>>14317465
Lord of the rings. Arwen can be the male main character and my self insert

>Twelve Angry Women
imagine the shitshow

>>14317465
Crime and Punishment

>>14317465
The Book of Mormon dEsU

>>14317465
The Handmaid's Tale.

>>14317465
conan the barbarian

>>14317465
lolita

>>14317713
BASED

>>14317708
Hell yeah

>>14317465
Translate OP’s pic into english for me please.

>>14317798
truscum = people who know transgenderism equals bodily dysphoria
enbies = nonbibary
Every piece of sjw slang I know I learned against my will.

>>14317798
I also require this

>>14317465
everything looks cute in 2D
thats probably why trannies avatar fag with anime girls so much

>>14317465
>Truscum
>Enbies
What in god's name are you babbling about? Speak english.

>Which book should get an all female remake?
None. Write your own goddamn books. Flipping the sex of characters is at best meaningless, and at worst detracts from the original.

>>14317872
Its a conflict between binary and non binary trannies about whose suffering is valid.

Flipping sex makes the best porn.

>>14317906
>Binary and non-binary trannies

>>14317798
truscum = life deniers
enbies = life affirmers

>>14317758
behold, behold, the writer who cannot write at all. what a strange and befuddling sight

>>14317939
The ones who think i am really a woman or man vs the ones who belive they are something other than those two

Blood Meridian

I would have a hard time choosing between the genderswapped Glanton and genderswapped Judge for my waifu. Either a hardened, steely tomboy amazon, or a well-spoken, pale giraffe who mutilates men while sexually dominating them.

Good god man, my dick is already exploding

>>14317982
>imagine BEING a man or a woman

>>14318006
Imagine becoming one or the other

>>14317982
So otherkin?

>>14318012

Been reading The Tempest as if all the characters where naked women. It’s fun. I’ve read some books before imagining the MC as a girl. It doesn’t detract from the story at all. You know the character is male, and you get a little something to think about

>>14317972
Oh give it a rest. I’m an amateur that has to hold down a full time job. I’m more of a visual artist as it is.
Are you just trying to get me to write something?

>>14317906
Had no idea there was such a split

>>14317465
Lord of the Flies is getting an all-girl movie remake

>>14317465
none, end of the story

>>14318039
you lack a muse

i told myself, never again.
i dab the tears from my eyes before chucking my scarlet's letter into the rubble of tear soaked tissues and crusty man juice wads. in my younger days, i would have arched my arms and shouted kobe before making the shot. i no longer entertain such juvenile fantasies.

the neon clock tells me its 2 in the morning. but i dont want to go to sleep. waking up in the morning will force me to put my convictions to the test, and my past record of breaking vows means it will become just another infraction in my logbook of my shortcomings. the tower of my failures casts a long, oppressive shadow.
but ive shed enough tears and baby batter to her. i must rationalize my way to success. the lonely ceiling offers no guidance.
>is the pain of constipation worth the rejoice of an overdue shit?
no, it isnt. why cant i have joy without the suffering?
>but can there be highs without a low? is the world not a contradictory realm of yin yang elements?
>would a rose be as pretty without its thorns?
perhaps not.
perhaps, there can be no success without trial. there is no hero without a dragon. there can be no luscious paddies of rice without the backbreaking planting of seeds.

>what would a butterfly be if it never developed its wings into a glorious orgy of colors?
pulling my blanket over my head, i mutter:
>a godamn buttercunt

Moby Dick of course

>>14317465
how are they cute and how are they valid?

>>14317713
MY LOINS

>>14318039
posting pippi longstocking on 4chan does not a visual artist make, you simp

>>14318480
I keep my art offline. You’ll never see it.

>>14317465
My autobiography

>>14317758
Go back to /x/

>>14318486
It's probably degenerate as hell, so I'm glad I can't.

>>14318486
you don't make art

>>14318517
>>14318500
Meh.
>>14318494
Weird assumption

>>14318500
>thinking good art can be anything but degenerate

>>14318039
>Been reading The Tempest as if all the characters where naked women.
Muh dick. Also I’m pretty sure this happened irl https://www.google.com/amp/s/mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSKCN11I2HN

>>14318222
All dead within the first week.

>>14318546
You didn’t make that?

>>14317465
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

>>14318039
trans rights

>>14318559
Oh yeah. Were I got the idea.

>>14318561
There was a British social experiment where they put a bunch of boys and separately a bunch of girls in a house to do as they pleased. They both had rather similar results. All younger than the LotF boys I think.

>>14318574
I did not. I can make something similar easily enough.

>>14318603
Trans are just homosexuals pressured into thinking they have to change their sex. And what of “rights”? I’m an anarchist and against the law. Stfu

>>14318624
Makes sense, kids are less brainwashed by gendering plus the hormonal differences wouldn't have been stark if they were young enough

>>14318624
>transexuals are just homosexuals
shit take. Doesn't account for dysphoria or bisexuality. Further it makes no attempt to transcend sex oppression, after all a distinction implies inequality and allows a prescription of traits onto those pushed into the categories. Unsure where you get off calling yourself an anarchist while dismissing people agency in choosing to rebel against natural law by choosing their secondary sexual characteristics as mere social pressure.

>>14317872
based reply

Lord of the Flies

>>14317465
What?

Enders Game. Why do all the people saving the world have to be male? WTF Orsen Scottcard? Not to mention he is a raging homophobe.

>>14317465
>>14317521
Lord of the Flies, and when Simon dies they feast on her body

>>14320764
Shit, meant Piggy

>>14318728
41 percent

>valid
no
>cute
Hell fucking no

>>14322217
based

>>14317551
this is what I thought. I want the story from sofias perspective desu

>>14317939
Is that a fleshlight or are you meant to line it up with your bh?

>>14322217
I would smash every single one of those.

With a brick.

>>14317939
um
how does that work?
asking in the name of science

>>14322217
Im sorry, but calling these people 'cute' and 'totally passing' smells like fucking abuse to me. Like they know no one buys it IRL, yet they continue on with pushing down this road of delusion, which will only end in suicide.

>>14317998
Yo holy fuck, imagine the scene where the Judge and the Kid face off. that be fucking hilarious and terrifying.

>>14317798
truscum = trannies who believe you actually need to believe you're the other sex and take medication to be considered a tranny
enbies = boring straight middle class white girls who cut their hair short and wear boyish clothes so they can larp as """queer""" and pretend they're special and unique

>>14317465
what is truscum and what are enbies

>>14322217
top left corner and same row second from far right are legit cute, and the one in the floating pic passes.
unsure why whoever made this didn't just use all hons

>>14317758
Usually I think you have dumb takes, but this one was based.

>>14323185
Probably because it's from one ChapoTrapHouse thread

All of them. Literally every book would be improved if the cast was replaced by cute girls.

>>14317465
Plato: Does OP suck cocks?
Me: Truly
Plato: And does OP engage in sodomy?
Me: Indubitably
Plato: Furthermore, is it true that OP had his first gay experience at the age of thirteen?
Me: For certain
Plato: If this is so, it is not true that OP is a faggot?
Me: That is so

>>14317465
>remake
Why not write new books instead? Can't, because it requires one to embody the Creative Spirit?

>>14317465
i wanna fuck that dyke cartoon
there i said it

>>14317758
post the pasta

>queer
>Enbie

>>14317906
>non binary trannies
Nonbinary as in compsci terminology? Quantum trannies?

>>14323720
Plato was a faggot

>>14317465

>>14319449
-t. retard who didn't read the book

>>14325029
I've red the book like a ten times, because when I was a child I was also a sexist, though I couldn't have told you so.
Are you referring to the fact that *some* of the children of battle school were in fact female?
Because that simply made the sexism all the more clear: it wasn't an all-male school for some kind of ideological reason, but rather it was almost all male simply because females very rarely qualified.
In other words, Orsen Scottcard decided to make his fictional world one in which women are the inferior species of man.
This is exactly what is so repulsive about his work.

>>14317465

>>14325073
It's repulsive because he's right?

>>14325441
Yes, because countless studies have shown that us women are less intelligent and less conscientious than men...

>>14326261
No just shit soldiers.

>>14322357
>Im sorry
how nu.ru
>>14322217
Those are trannies, not "enbies."

>>14326273
Vast majority of Battle School graduates would never fight except for in a space ship... hand 2 hand and gun fighting is irrelevant

>>14317465

>>14326282
Not even memeing look into the relative IQ gap between male and female geniuses coupled with rate of occurrence per population capita. I don't want to be mean but you're just average on average compared to men.

>>14326323
I had a bit of a look and couldn't find a good study of standard deviation in IQ per gender (I assume you're saying that men have higher variance in IQ so the extremes are more highly represented despite similar mean). Got a citation?

>>14317538
This.

>>14317465
>"Heckin"
We are a generation of fucking baby-talkers.

>>14317465
I would love to read some hardcore feminist write a totally serious version of "The Old Woman and the Sea" for the cringe factor

>>14317465
The Quran

>>14326282
Everything about "science" fiction is irrelevant. Practically none of it is even remotely plausible. Why would they be sending manned spaceships into combat? We've had unmanned drones since the Second World War. Why would we still be putting human pilots into aircraft in the 2200s or whenever the book is supposed to be set?

The fact is, the vast, vast majority of all soldiers have been male since the beginning of time. There is probably some innate biological reason for this, since the paucity of female soldiers transcends geography, race, and culture. Card simply assumed that most soldiers would be male in the future as well, the same way he assumed we'd still care about football and drink coffee.

>>14326881
Ansibles couldn't' transmit infinite data. Controlling whole fleets in alien systems from Earth would not be practical. That's why they had to send manned crews. As well as a lot of other benefits - there's a reason why our battleships today are manned.

There are a lot of innate biological reasons why women are not traditional soldiers. Mostly doesn't apply to space war.

>>14317465
Honestly I thought about the fact that, at some point, they'll probably make a "Fight Club" remake but with all girls.
The movie moreso than the book, since the movie is more of a pop culture thing.
But think about it. Instead of Norton you have some basic white brunette girl. Kinda like a carbon copy of the girl from 50 shades and have her Brad Pitt be some tough, no nonsense, street tough biker girl. The kind of butch girl you think would kill in jail. But she slays cock instead of muff.
Then you basically have the same story but with all girls. It'd work as a female empowerment thing. Since the original story is ironic this one can be played more straight-forward. I have no idea what the male version of "marla" would be like though.

I thought about this the other day and realized that it'll probably happen.

>>14326919
You're missing the point. If you can accept that "ansibles can't transmit infinite data" why can't you accept that there are no chicks in space? Card probably never even gave it a second's thought. You're acting like he made this grave miscalculation that totally shattered the realism of his story.

>>14326965
It's nothing to do with realism. It's to do with sexism. If it's a fictional world where anything is possible then why have men be superior? It can't be 'muh realism' because (a) in reality women would do just fine in space and (b) it is, as you just explained, a fictional world where all kinds of things are possible.

Would you want your daughter to read works set in a strange alternative world where women are presented as disabled for no apparent reason?

If This Is a Man

Can I just explain how mad I am. I went for a late coffee with a friend today and the man at the register very promptly prepared my order. When he handed it to me I said "thanks man" and started to walk away, but could tell he was irked about something. When I got a view from farther away, I could see he was wearing a skirt. Fucking faggots, I swear

Ulysses

>>14317586
>Period Meridian by Carol McCarthy
Would unironically read a tale of a band of lesbian cowgirls riding out to confront Indian savages. The rape-fest that would ensue would be quite something.

>>14318433
The cuteness and valid part was a non sequitur. Trannies have brain damage and should be euthanized.

>>14327023
>Would you want your daughter to read works set in a strange alternative world where women are presented as disabled for no apparent reason?
Yes.

>>14327023
Why not I get to live in a reality where men are represented as evil for no apparent reason