/lit/ - Literature

I liked American Psycho, but after reading Less Than Zero I came to the conclusion that Ellis is the vapid, coked-out Ghost of Eighties Past.

Also, tits or GTFO.

read my fist in your face you faggot

You'll enjoy more young adult literature: Chuck Palahniuk, John Green, other non-vampire books in the teen section.

oh look another camwhore. at least you dont try to hide it like anorexia bitch by having a book in the picture

>brett easton ellis, mark z. danielewski, steven hall

lulz. suggestions? stop reading your taste is horrible.

pic related. it's me when i saw your thread.

>>1431071
I never thought of it that way, but Palahsgkjhdsjgkh really is teen fiction. It's just a bunch of bizarre shit with no point as he writes whatever comes to mind for pages & pages & pages. God, I hate that basement dweller.

I suggest you softy lick my scrotum. Pretend you are licking honey from a butterfly's wing.

On the book tip, try some Paul Auster. he's like what you like, but better.

You're pretty cute, OP, shame about your nose though. Now, go read some motherfuckin Proust.

>>1431048

damn, didn't know that i was on /b/.

palahniuk has become tiresome, really i'm just looking for anything similar to danielewski. i really enjoy his shit. if i'm a fag then i'm a fag. i would like to know what the channers read.

>>1431075

whats wrong with posting my picture? i'm not asking you to rate it. just putting the question to a face. sorry i'll gtfo now

>>1431097

Why are you selling your own favorite author up the river as "tiresome" when you listed him as a prime example of literature you were looking for? Don't backtrack; you love Palahalafucktard & you wish he'd shit in a box & mail it to you thrice a day for breakfast.

>>1431109

No, no, no, no! Tits first!

>>1431090


ps-- i will actually look into paul auster, he has been suggested to me before. thanks perv

>>1431116

>mfw you can't actually have breakfast three times a day

>>1431123

Srsly. Didn't think she was THAT new to this.

>>1431129

Poop is like cantaloupe; only a breakfast side dish. Ya can't eat cantaloupe for lunch.

probably would have shown tits if you hadn't made fun of my nose. now i'm sad.
i know it's awful.

>>1431160

i think the internet will get along fine without them.

>>1431160

I think it's a very *ahem* distinguished look. Now kindly post dem titties!

you would be decent if it weren't for your nose.

>>1431129
But what about second breakfast?

Your nose disgusting. Now GTFO. I don't want to see the tits of some long nosed bitch.

>>1431202

That's called brunch, baby.

Now, OP, post dem titties! I've always wanted to see Barbara Streisands noods!

Why do women come here, post their photos, then expect to be taken seriously in literary discussion/pursuits?

You deserve the ridicule, ladies. Resist the urge to cam/photo whore and maybe someone will respect you.

>>1431208

Speak for yourself.

Guize this is /lit/ can we act like adults and not like /b/ plz

>>1431222

>mfw he uses ladies, plural, because he thinks dat nose is another person

>>1431227

Shut the fuck up.

>>1431048


Anyways...JEW BITCH SHOW DEM TITTIES.

>>1431227

/lit/ is just /b/ with a theme. You should nose this.

OP here. Fuck you guys.

>>1431222
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>>1431239

Go back to Hivebent, Terezi.

>>1431239

>MFW H3 !S C0MM3NT1NG 0N ATT3NT10N WH0R3S WH3N H3 TYP3S L1K3 TH1S

>>1431227
Yeah this is kinda disgusting.
So it's a female, so what. Go outside sometime and realise they aren't some mythical creature, theyre normal people like you and I, and will treat you as a human if you do the same.

inb4 This is 4chan hurrrrr gtfo

>>1431245
N0

>>1431254
HE'S LIKE THE NEW CAPSGUY! KUDOS TO HIM

>>1431261

FUCK OFF, WE JUST WANT TITS

>>1431254
>mfw he's trying to be the new caps guy, who did nothing but make a fool of himself

Pic related. It's OP.

>>1431273

CAPSGUY IS A PRETTY COOL GUY, EH, HE TYPES ENTIRELY IN CAPS AND DOESN'T AMOUNT TO ANYTHING

>>1431271
So go to /b/, or /s/, or the many sites you go to for tits. You're only making yourselves out to be lepers.

Yerp.

Jesus christ why did this work? Why did this work?

>>1431234
Oh. Yeah...

>>1431281

>mfw lepers can't get enough purchase on their cocks to do what I'm doing RIGHT NOW

>>1431261
nope, wrong.

the women that come here aren't like normal women irl. you see in society women are more closed about getting into 'weird' interests/fetishes/etc than men are, like its not as encouraged. that's why niche activities always never resemble the proportion of women in the population.

people think it's cool if a girl likes _ indie band, people think it's cool if she's into _, the 'fashion' board on 4chan is majority male!

so really if a girl comes here then she's labelling herself as either vapid, ditsy, fat, ugly, dumb, treats interests as accessories, or a combination of them. the response is deserved.

i don't get it.. she looks like she has a normal nose

>>1431299

Nice try, OP. NOW POST SOME TITS!

>>1431234

lol I see what you did there...

>>1431304
lol actually not OP, but another femanon who legit doesnt get it. I think OP is pretty...

>>1431316

OP here. Thanks anon for backing me up.

>>1431289
op here, that wasn't me.

i lol'ed though when i saw what this thread has become.

/b/ spreads like the cancer that it is. shame on you, litfags.

>>1431298
And pray tell, what is normal?

>>1431316
you do this to make yourself feel pretty since you are slightly prettier/uglier than her

>>1431316

haha, aw thanks lady. lets watch the shitstorm now.

>>1431325

shut up op. you should have nosed what would happen when you posted ur picture and said it was you. most /lit/fags are from /b/.

>>1431335
i had a feeling. i got a legit recommendation though! so i'm pleased.

>>1431328
being genuine. like, getting into anime to impress guys or just reading to seem smart, those things aren't normal.

i'm not sure if you'll find that offensive or not.

>>1431325

Yes, it does. That's why you shouldn't post camwhore pics on /lit/. You brought /b/ with you, darling. Now, titties!

>>1431335

> most /lit/fags are from /b/.

Ah, that explains everything.

>>1431342

JUST POST YOUR TITS FFS

>>1431325
I haven't believed for one single second you're female, much less that that pic is of you. Also if /lit/ has so many /b/tards why has not one person asked for a timestamp? This thread is dildos.
Nice troll list of authors, too.

no tits tonight, this thread is boring. i'm going back to /b/. i sugguest you do the same :)

>>1431361

Shit. I knew I was forgetting something. It's been so long since I've been to /b/, I'm sure you understand...

TIMESTAMP ON DEM TITTIES NAO, BITCH (yeah, that's moar liek it)!

>>1431364

You stupid fucking YA reading whore. I hope you get titty cancer, whore. Whore.

Sage for whore.

>>1431298
So anyone want to actually consider this/turn off the reality filter instead of replying to the troll?

the OP pic is a repost.

>>1431349
I guess I can agree to that. Im just not sure how you can assume that all girls on 4chan treat all these things as accessories. Sure, alot probably do, but not all. I know plenty irl that have genuine interests in these area, and go on the chans.
>>1431352
There's nowhere to escape this crap anymore :/

>>1431385

1/3 girls enjoy a good spanking.

>>1431298
this is what 16 year old virgins actually believe

>>1431398

Oh fuck off, as if you heard of 4chan and thought 'My, my! That sounds like a wondefully intellectual site! Let me peruse it's literature section.'

Faggot.

>>1431398
>I guess I can agree to that. Im just not sure how you can assume that all girls on 4chan treat all these things as accessories
see:
>>1431298

cute

>>1431403

It's the crying and the blood and the femininity that make this picture so good.

>>1431473

>>1431489

Fukken saved

>>1431489

speaking of shitty writers....

>>1431202
Elevensies?