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how often have you been cited /lit/?
for me, it's 1917 times

>> No.14311849

>>14311840
Did you write a paper on European food history? Great contribution to academia there bud

>> No.14311856

>>14311840
>all 1917 of those citations are "check out this faggot writing about food"

>> No.14311876

>>14311840
>Year 2000
>It's basically 2020
So how far into your 40s or or even older are you?

>> No.14311943

>>14311849
>>14311856
I'm not "writing about food"
I am specialized in early modern British history and wrote some rather popular papers about coffeehouse culture and how it influenced gender roles also I did papers about the auction markets in London and how the wealthy bourgeoisie cultivated Connoisseurship in the seventeenth century

>>14311876
I'm over 40 but I'm not going to dox myself

>> No.14311966

>>14311943
>early modern British history
>coffeehouse culture
>gender roles
lmaoing at you're life op you're a failed academic hack

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did I dun goofed?

>> No.14312172

>>14311943

>Coffeehouse culture
>Gender roles

This has to be bait.

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I'd rather have <100 citations on a subject that matters (genome editing) than >1000 about the history of food.

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>>14311840

>Literal boomer having no idea how easy it is to be found on the internet

Hello Brian Cowan, associate professor at McGill university. I wonder what the rest of the faculty will think about the fact that you are a regular on the internet hate machine that is 4chan.

>> No.14312244

That article isn't yours. Anyways I'm 19 and the thing I published in high school has been cited at least once, apparently.

>> No.14312265

>>14311943
>I'm not going to dox myself
Yeah dude, you just posted snippets of the titles of multiple articles you wrote, and whose authors are easily found on Google Scholar, but providing your age is what's going to get you doxed.

>> No.14312277

>>14312215
Looking good for 40, I must say

>> No.14312288

>>14312215
delete this immediately! I could lose my
job!

>> No.14312295

>>14312277

Yeah makes you wonder why he pursued a career in hackademia when he could've been a model for skincare products.

>> No.14312301

I'm thinking about entering a non-fiction writing contest, but I'm not sure if I have the time. 8k words max so I might yolo it. My only prior piece of academic writing is in physical format and available only by request lol.

>> No.14312305

>>14312288

For posting on a frog breeding forum? Surely even Montreal isn't that totalitarian?

Funny coincidence : I actually attend McGill, so if you see an undergrad looking at you with a shiteating grin next week you'll know it's me.

>> No.14312316

>>14312215
What do you think about women's feet?

>> No.14312317

>>14311840
OP is clearly some student who wants to dox prof

>> No.14312327

>>14311840
>>14312215
>>14312288
hahah! got you all! I just googled some random guy from McGill university and pretended to be him! Yes indeed, I am in no ways or in any ways or in any instances (even) that guy in the picture! I mean, imagine if that was me! I could lose my job! hehehe. What idiot would dox themselves like this! Insane amount of stupidity I'd say!
Please don't tell anyone from my university.

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>>14311840
>>14311943
>>14312215
so this is op
https://www.mcgill.ca/history/brian-cowan

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>>14312215
>>14312327
What do you feel about Katie Loves Classic Books?

>> No.14312338

Be nice, everyone!

>> No.14312343

>>14312215
>>14312332
ACTUAL Op here. This is not me, please don't harass this man!

>> No.14312351

>>14312288
>>14312215

Bro it's not like you posted hale hortler on /pol/ or something, chill, Jesus.

>>14312317
>>14312327

Nice try Bribri

>> No.14312355

Cool thread Brian

>> No.14312360

>>14312332
You fucking niggers!!! I try to start a conversation and you dox me. Fuck yourselves yeah and kill yourselves you premature faggots

>> No.14312364

>>14312215
Ok, guys seriously now, I am the real OP, I was just LARPing come on now, that's not me, let's not get ahead of ourselves hahaha.

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>>14312332
uh oh

>> No.14312376

>>14312343

Oh then you must be some other academic who specializes in gender in the coffeehouse milieu in early modern British history. I mean they are about as common as baristas nowadays.

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>>14312215
>associate professor for food history
not even a real professor lmao

>> No.14312382

>>14311840
I literally cannot believe you were this stupid. This must be a LARP by a student of his with a grudge or something because anyone being actually this dumb is depressing.

>> No.14312391

Hey guys real OP here. I just wanted to say that I love Hitler, and think we should round up all these niggers and shoot 'em between the eyes. Sometimes I also like to eat out underage girls. Please don't tell my university

>> No.14312401

>>14312391
OP, for that... you’re based

>> No.14312407

>>14312186
Genome editing doesn't matter at all hahahahaha drink some coffee