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I had a super fucked up dream where i was chilin whit a monster made out of shit and an older version of myself. We where waiting for a clone machine to finish off creating a sex slave, and when it finally came she stared at me with a cute face and smiled at me. I was ready to have sex but then the monster made out of shit decided to rip its head off. The older version of me threw me a sniper rifle and i became a woman, then started shooting at the monster. But it wouldnt die, so i took a shit on it and then it dissolved. Then i woke up
How would a novel about this dream look like?

>> No.14298086

>>14298066
you should write a book about that

>> No.14298322
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14298322

>>14298066
Your dreams are cool, my dream last night was on receiving a paper copy of an essay I recently submitted. It had been graded poorly but with no explanation as to why, despite a few underlined sentences with uncharacteristic grammatical errors) and graded to the exact degree that I could no longer achieve an “A” in the class. It was a five page essay, but the stack I received was easily 50 pages; so thick that it had one of those black clips on it instead of a staple. My professor, a very attractive and intelligent woman (whose classes I have aced in the past three times now) said it was no big deal. In the dream, I expressed sadness to my wife, who also said it was no big deal. I noticed then that the weather outside (for we were, as I realized, outside on a type of grassy suburban area potentially like a campus), and felt that it was sweltering. I began to sweat and wish for shade.

At this point my daughter kicked me in the kidney in her sleep and I woke up.
> Based toddler

>> No.14298333

>>14298322
Based boomer

>> No.14298541

>>14298066
https://autisticmercury.com/2019/10/31/god-shaped-hole/
Literally this

>> No.14298565

>>14298333
>60 year old with a toddler.
Based retard

>> No.14298628

>>14298333
>>14298565
I’m 27