/lit/ - Literature

>"Shoshana"
>jew?
>google "Akabas"
>first result is a law firm

>>14293001
Every
fucking
time

>>14292984
>family
>books

>>14292984
im a poor student and cant afford to buy gifts for my family, but i did buy a 6-pack of those japanese egg fleshlights to hand out to my friends, which i think is cooler (and cheaper) than a book

>>14292984
My mother used to give my oldest sister a book every Christmas. It was always some passive-aggressive self-help book like "How to Control Your Anger" or "Your Rage is Destroying You", etc. And every time my sister would fly into a rage over it, never ever learning from history. As a child I did not understand why my mom did this again and again. Looking back now, those gifts were shitposts irl.

“Give him a book about a a girl”

I got you senpai

Hans Christian Andersen

>tfw americans brainwash their kids with capitalist propaganda books about how helping the poor is bad

>>14294523
lol i actually intend to give my bud my copy of Lolita (that exact version, in fact) when i see him for the holidays, he was bugging me to finish it for a while and i finally did, he’ll be so happy

>>14294549
Why don’t you fuck him up the ass already faggot

>>14294515
lmao based mom

>>14294554
im pretty sure both of us are exclusively into little girls but we’re both afraid to admit it

>>14292984
Schopenhauer's 'On Women' perhaps? Or hit him the Kreutzer?

>>14294563
based pedo buds

>>14293001
"Au Revoir, Shoshana!"

>>14294563
Get help. Like seriously, I'm glad you recognize this. Find a priest who can direct you to trustworthy resources.

>>14295114
im pretty sure a priest is the last person a pedo needs

>>14293001
Like godamn clockwork. There’s no way they’re really behind everything’s because of how obvious it is.

>>14294549
I love this cover desu perfectly incapsulates the sensation of beauty and temptation of The feminine

>>14294515
Tell your mom she's fucking amazing

>>14292984
None because they don't read. Even my fake-reader sister asked me not to get her books this year.

I was thinking about getting one of them "the jews and their lies" by Martin Luther as a joke, but even the used copies are £9 so fuck that.

>>14295381
i really like it too
the mouth (oral fixation) is the most seemingly innocent yet most commonly unifying characteristic of sexual deviancy

>>14294523
Based.

>>14295450
>fake-reader
How would that even work?
>I read a lot
>oh me too, what's your current read
>uhhhh... nothing right now
>What the last thing you read
>h...h..harry potter
You'd get BTFO in a moment

>>14296468
read roughly two books a year (me)

>>14296475
Sometimes it's just like that man. Sudden bouts of business leading to doing absolutely nothing with freetime, it's just like that sometimes

> a book about a girl
How about Naomi?

>>14296484
i COULD be reading right now
i SHOULD be working on some papers due tomorrow night
but INSTEAD im shitposting on a uruguayan reverse tap-dancing forum

Bought this for my mother who teaches psychotherapy and works closely with nu mindfulness.

I was thinking about getting my dad "Crusade in Europe" by Eisenhower. He's a liberal boomer who likes historical non-fiction. I can't think of anything else

https://marginalrevolution.com/marginalrevolution/2018/09/hesitate-give-books-gifts.html