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too lazy

A better question is why doesn't everyone look like this?

Women fuck everything up

I do.

Except that scar. Appendicitus?

Cumdumpster here.

Very muscular men turn me off as much as very fat men.

I prefer guys who aren't dumbshit pussy faggots who need a 6pack to feel good about their bodies..

>>1421363
if I could motivate myself to do that, I'd use that motivation to do something useful first. Fitness and sex appeal is down on my list of priorities. WAAAAAAY down

Well, I'm not that far off. He's a bit too big for me though, I'm aiming to have a body like Brad Pitt's in Fight Club or Snatch. Unfortunately I seem to be getting bigger muscles instead of more toned muscles, but whatevs. I'll sort it out.

>>1421372

Male gay here. I also feel this way.

Because I'm not a homo?

>>1421372
>mfw when you''re lying through your fucking teeth
either that or you're simply broken

>>1421372

Keep telling yourself that. Men like us wouldn't ever want to fuck fat pieces of shit like you.

>>1421380

It's gross, bro. Like a bunch of tumors ready to tear you skin asunder any second.

>Why don't you look like this?
Cause a mind is a very terrible thing to waste. No matter how good of shape you are in, your body will eventually lose shape as the years pass.

>>1421367
>because women will fuck anything.
Fixed at no cost to you.

>>1421386
I think you should work your mind just as often and just as arduously as you do your mind.

MFW I could beat the shit out that guy

>>1421385
>like a bunch of tumors
only they're not, they're huge, refined, glistening muscles of raw power

>>1421395

wat

>>1421382

Some people just aren't attracted to you, faggot.

Umad?

>>1421386

Exercise is important for your mind/brain. I will read and exercise while you remain a fat slob lurking on /lit/.

>>1421391
>implying bodybuilders aren't strong

>>1421398

I'm not mad you cock slurping waterhead.

>>1421402

Sure, in the way a boulder balanced atop a telephone pole is hard.

>>1421400
One does not need to workout to the point of having a body of aesthetic( such as OP's pic ) to be of same or equal value as yourself. As long as I am in shape and not obese, I see no problem.

Why do people who are very attractive or have a muscular body think they are this great catch, when they have a personality as deep as a soda bottle cap? I'll never understand.

>>1421402
I dind't implied, I SAID. Your body is dehydrated, most of those muscles serve no purpose in a fight, you train only in a close environment without the contact of others, not no mention not training for full-contact of any kind

Quick punch > bottle of rum to the face -> hunk of meat lying in the floor

I think everyone's ignoring the elephant in the room.

Why are OP's pants still on?

>>1421432

If you work out properly it's fairly easy to get a body that's nicely toned and athletic. Working out =/= 30 minutes on the fucking eliptical machine.

>>1421435
Uh... bodybuilders don't train for size, not for strength but they still lift heavy (and take large amounts of drugs) and are strong. That has nothing to do with fighting. You're some stupid ufc fanatic.

>>1421445
>if you workout and eat right.
Fixed it for you.

>>1421449
Yet it does
>MFW I could beat the shit out that guy
And that's exactly what I proved. What's he gonna do, SQUATZ and OARS me to death?

And taking off >>1421379, if its not truly not for strength, then the other choice is that you look like that because you want to be part of the Man Train.

Want to impress chicks? Money, actual good looks, have a career, responsabilties, any of that os good enough

>Want to impress chicks? Money, actual good looks
I'm willing to bet you are single, or in a relationship with constant arguments. A relationship built on looks isn't a relationship at all. Looks can only go so far when you haven't a thing to talk about and I doubt she wants to hear about you working out all the time.

Can you stop trolling now?

>>1421489
> Money, actual good looks, have a career, responsabilties, any of that os good enough
> good enough
Enjoy your mediocrity.

Probably because I have not severed my muscles enough.

>>1421533

LET ME GUESS. YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE. WHY ARE YOU POSTING PICTURES OF CHILDREN? WHY DO YOU KEEP PICTURES OF CHILDREN FOR YOUR OWN PERVERSE DESIRES? PEDOPHILE.

>>1421550
Such a weak argument.

>>1421560

SAYS THE PEDOPHILE. STAY AWAY FROM MY HOUSE AND FROM MY FAMILY.

>>1421550
You just answered your own question, dumbass.

>>1421565
>my workout troll isn't working out anymore.
Fix'd and get it?

I've never understood why people think that wanting to look like OP makes you insecure, going to the gym feels great brah, size and strength are just a bonus.

>>1421581

+1

anyone thought of doing sports? running? instead of burning off brain cells in confined spaces - not that theres anything wrong with posting on 4chan :P

>>1421614
>implying I don't have a stationary bike that I can use and read a book at the time time.

Pic related: Muscles actually being useful.

OP doesn't even look like OP's picture.

Get real, people

WHAT AM I A FUCKING RETARD MAN

I FUCKING SEE WHATS THE BIG FUCKING NIGGERCOCKING DEAL HERE, YOU'RE MAD BECAUSE YOU'RE BRITISH AND YOU'LL NEVER GET THE PENIS SIZE YOU WANT

WHAT AM I A FUCKING RETARD AAAAAAALLL

WELL VIVE LE FUCKING FRANCE MAN

im pretty shredded

bumped

1.To OP - I wasn't born in the dark ages.
2. i'm interested in impressing people with good taste
3. i'm not insecure enough about body to do that
>>1421372
so all women don't like muscle? notsureiftruthfull

>>1421627
same. muscles are so fucking gay for insecure/repressed homosexuals like d&e. cardio is the best.

i dont read though just listen to podcasts or music. i cant devote attention to reading while doing that.

>>1423654
>muscles are so fucking gay for insecure/repressed homosexuals like d&e

I do

>>1423660

>so all women don't like muscle? notsureiftruthfull
>>1423646
Some do, some don't, tastes vary, blah

A good friend of mine likes guys like the last James Bond actor, I think he looks like an ape. None of us likes insecure faggots.

>>1423671
>>i do
>one of those 'cool guys' in high school that have no arms & pretend they have a '6-pack' simply because they have no bodyfat.
ugh go eat something bro, i can see your bones/'muscles'

>>1423671
Yeah. Dude, you look nothing like OP's post.

The former is controlled training. You're just thin.