/lit/ - Literature

>>14176435
Her feet are an eddy, my name is Eddie. We are meant to be.

>>14176435
Is she an idiot? Like wtf is she dipping on canal?!?

>>14176435
ur diary desoo

Houellebecq, especially Whatever and Atomised

>>14176435
>profound sadness
Imagine thinking the sadness of the inability to stick your peepee in a moist hole is profound

>>14176501
>imagine discounting one of the strongest human desires so easily

>sex is like oxygen. for those who got it, it doesnt seem like a big deal.
>>"bro, just take a deep breath, whats the big fuss"
>for those who are drowning, it's all they think about it
>"NIGGA MY HEAD IS UNDERWATER"

>>14176519
cringe. youre a cumbrain that thinks sex is everything. go outside and do things youre passionate about. youll end up having sex and youll come to realize its not all that unless youre in love

>>14176435
You motherfucker. You mangy, scraggly god damned cunt son of a bitch. I just nutted. Literally. Just a few moments ago I let those ropes fly. I let loose my primordial splooge into the wild. That was it. I was done for the day. I was ready to move on and get some proper shitposting in. FUCK. Do you understand me? Do you understand what you have just done by posting that long legged, juicy thighed, bare foot retarded ass nymph? My giblet is a giblet no more. I must journey into the realm of the senses. My day is ruined. I haven't the strength for it, my reserves are low and yet I must venture fourth with meat in hand and give way to that most primal atavistic urge once more. Fuck you. Fuck your mother. Fuck your sister. Fuck your wife. This is no joke fucker.

>putting her feet in a drainage system
probably has hepititus C now

Damn, I just realised that the bottom of her front thigh is really part of her back thigh. She's not as thicc as she initially looks.

>>14176476
is that milky mommy?

>>14176558
it's not like she didn't already have it before that like almost all women do lmao

>>14176519
I'm this poster >>14176501 and I'm a 26 year old virgin; not an incel though, just had a religious upbringing.

I'm not particularly interested in finding a woman to fuck, it seems like it'd be a hassle to maintain some sexual arrangement unless you enjoy the non-sexual parts of their company too.

I'd personally rather jerk my dick, and have plenty of free time to pursue my studies and goals.

>>14176435
Kafka's Metamorphosis is about an incel with repressed desires to shag his sister, so you might start there and with >>14176493.

Also Hamsun's Pan

>>14176579
yes it is

>>14176523
>>14176596
secks is good, but like cringeposter said, its not all that
but anyone who tries to deny the feeling of violently grabbing onto her little waist as you bottom out and nut is either a whamen or a nu-male

>>14176596
>not an incel though
Next level cope

>>14176664
Wonder how her dad feels about his daughter having the world's most exceptional knockers.

>>14176689
he would be proud to know she has become /lit's current waifu of the week
>i miss u katie

>>14176435
why is she polluting the alpine water system?

>>14176435
i really like the dress the girl walking past in the background is wearing. it's so cute

>>14176669
good 1 frend :^)

>>14176435
The Monk, Frankenstein, The Phantom of the Opera.

>>14176554
Raise your standards. She’s not even that hot.

>>14176476
disgusting

>>14176435
shes 20 and she looks 40 jesus christ what at all is attractive about her. Shes probably some quirky thot thats fucked so many fuckers shes minced beef now. Shes probably done so many drugs she wont make it past 30, but Oh I Just NEED my morning coffee, and I NEED a little WEED to get to bed, arent I so fucking quirky. Get this degenerate shit off my board. Unless you have a fucking book you want to talk about, fucking die.

>>14177258
b = &rp;

>>14177258
It's a 10 second video with no sound man, calm the fuck down

>>14176435
The Sun Also Rises

>>14176435
would you have sex with a fat 2/10 unkempt girl?
keep your answer in mind every time you whine about this shit.

>>14176435
She's probably a vapid cunt. Stop putting the pussy on a pedestal

>>14176435
Stop wallowing in self pity.

>>14176669
ok coomer

>>14176664
>secks is good, but like cringeposter said, its not all that
>but
stopped right there. you can't have it both ways anon, either you agree that sex is not the ultimate "thing" in life, or you accept to believe the same as this >>14176519 cumbrain

27 khv here.

>>14177258
the whole point of threads like this is to bait incels and to force shitposting about incels
stop taking these threads seriously and just sage them to keep the board's discussions about fucking literature

>>14176435
I watch Easy German too

>>14177258
have sex

>>14177938
how would you feel if i told you that both of your replies are (Yous) for me

>>14176435
incel deserve to be deprived of sex

>>14176435
The Sorrows of Young Werther
>depressed
>get pussy
>life is good
>gf goes away
>omg the abyss
>suicide
caused a rash of copycat suicides across Europe and wearing a yellow vest like the protagonist was a way to signal your emo cred.

>>14176501
>be lonely
>and horny
>jerk off
>immediately upon ejaculation despise the idea of being so needy
>get on with your day

>>14176519
bad metaphor
it's more like gold-plated leopard-filled Christmas turkey on a regular tuesday morning in mid-aril that poor people can't have, not anything vital but an ideal that haunts them through the media, an ideal that they conflate with their own natural hunger to make themselves suffer. in more extreme cases it's like malnutrition, not a vital issue but a clear dip in quality of life.

>>14176435
What's her name?

>>14176554
based

the sorrows of young werther

>>14177258
Lol are you implying weed and coffee ages you? What do you mean by "make it past 30"?

>>14177882
Can someone please explain the coomer meme? Wasn't "coomer" a line from Zack and Miri make a porn?

>>14178306
>malnutrition is not a vital issue

Get this gilded cage muthafucca outta here

>>14178490
Conservatives tricked tards into thinking wanking and sex are bad. Wait til they get testicular cancer.

>>14178306
>malnutrition is not a vital issue

>>14178497
This is what I call a perfect post

>>14178322
Roberta Paulson

>>14178497
So they call us coomers?

>>14178497
Stfu jew. Cooming isn't bad but porn is the real problem. Nofap just has a better ring to it than noporn

>>14178540
Yeah. They decided not to ever wank again and lash out because that frustration builds up inside. I expect rape rates to increase soon.

>>14178544
>porn is the real problem
No, it's YOUR problem. If you assume everyone spends 24/7 watching disgusting things on /gif/ you're an idiot.

>>14176664
no true scotsman
>>14177951
Thanks for spreading your wisdom, that actually makes sense.

>that explore the profound sadness of males that are incapable of having the opportunity to have sex with women like picrelated?

"I feel much more pity for one who delights in his wickedness than for one who counts himself unfortunate because he fails to obtain some harmful pleasure or suffers the loss of some miserable felicity."

>>14178492
>>14178501
It isn't, most of the time. You live but you feel like shit, that's what malnutrition means most of the time. You don't starve but you're not fully functional. I would guess that there are many malnourished people in this thread. Don't think about the African skelly child close to starvation, think about the skinny fat mouthbreather, who lives on fast food and whose brain creates a hellish world for him because it doesn't get the right nutrients.

>>14176463
>He doesn't canal dip

Faggot

>>14176519
>Stealing a metaphor from a fucking Sweet song.

>>14176693
She looks like a trailer park whore now.

>>14178655
Says the guy who spent his youth chasing women and turned to christianity when his libido wore off.

>itt males that are incapable of having the opportunity to have sex with women like picrelated

>>14176435
>like pic related

She's pretty meh.You could've picked something better.

>>14176435
She is not very attractive.

>>14179454
>32 is old.

>>14176435
Confederacy of dunces

>>14179454
He only reported it getting stronger as he aged, brainlet. It doesn't go down with age. It gets worse. Anyone who says otherwise is wrong or is a beer-drinker (hops, estrogenic).

>>14179619
>beer drinker

Imagine being such a prude sheltered cocksucker you think beer drinking is bad.

Flowers For Algernon
>About a literal retard

>>14176463
what is the function of those things?
we have those too but seems like they got turned into mini sewers

>>14176519
>sex is like oxygen

>>14179781
>You get too much you get too high.
>Not enough and you're going to die.

>>14178468
Drugs are bad, they fuck up your mental clarity, i speak from experience. Grt off that shit asceticism is the only way