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Books that will make me good at insulting people? What are some classic lines you use when insulting people?

>> No.14153259

>>14153233
I want to see him fist fight Shapiro.

>> No.14153426

>>14153233
Fuentes had made me a full on LARPing trad cath. I’m learning Latin, what’s next for me to learn?

>> No.14153479

>>14153233
Dilate

>> No.14153486

>>14153233
Off yourself

>> No.14153503

>>14153233
Just tell the truth. You've insulted yourself before. Do that but to them. Also, don't insult others or yourself.

>> No.14153664

People meme about fancy Shakespearean insults but my favorite is the simple "Hang thyself" from Timon of Athens.

>> No.14153675

>Sir, your wife, under pretence of keeping a bawdy-house, is a receiver of stolen goods.

>> No.14153683
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14153683

Don't read books just watch pic related and mold your insults after theirs

>> No.14153687

>>14153664
>I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed
When I see normies wearing these shirts with Shakespeare's face on them, I cringe at the fact that they couldn't pick up on it being a fake quote simply from the fact that it says "you"

>> No.14153777

>>14153687
So where does that bon mot come from anyway?

>> No.14153826

>>14153233
>Books that will make me good at insulting people? What are some classic lines you use when insulting people?
Why would you want to be good at that? However, if you're bad it's probably from a stunted vocabulary. Luckily for you, in America you sound like an autist if it's anything other than "Yo Mane you a Nigga Mane, doe, Mane, fuckt you bitch, mane. YOOOOOOO"

>> No.14153840

>>14153683
This was an impossibly good show, looking back.

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>>14153687
Shakespeare used the word "you" in addition to all the older forms. One of his plays even has it in the title: As You Like It.

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>>14153687
Pseud REKT by
>>14153852

Imagine trying pretentiously criticize the false pretentiousness of a fellow brainlet, only to fall flat on your face. What a giant faggot lmao

>> No.14154602

I look at the very first imperfection. That is them.

>> No.14154611

>>14153233
>What are some classic lines you use when insulting people?
You're ugly.
You're fat.
Your mom is fat.
I don't like you.
You smell bad.
You have crooked teeth.

>> No.14155761

>>14153233
Books for polemical writings? I would look there - I’m sure some anons can name some

>> No.14155792

>>14153233
Some of the supposed retorts made by Diogenes are pretty funny. I don't know how many of them are true, but I'm guessing the art of good insults comes from being able to criticise people as well as abstract concepts more than using grandiloquent language to make someone look dumb. Being able to formulate an unexpected conclusion and articulating that conclusion to the opponent is probably some of the art of insults but I don't know, I'm speaking shit off the top of my head.

>> No.14155803

>>14153233
Try some Celine

>> No.14155819

Get raped

>> No.14155829

Close observation is key to good insults. People will often throw insults that they themselves would find insulting. So if they say you're ugly, their sensitivity is towards their physical appearance. If they call you stupid, they have a sensitive spot on their own intelligence.
It's not as simple as simply going "no u" though. You have to look at what they're wearing for example, what do they dress to cover, and what to emphasise? And listen to what they say, what topics do they look confident on, what do they avoid? Now, just because someone is confident on a topic or part of their appearance doesn't mean it can't be a weakspot, it can be a more devastating target if you manage to land a hit, to the point where a well landed insult that breaches a self confident area can have wider ramifications on their entire life.

>> No.14155832

>>14154592
epic

>> No.14155860

>>14153233
Why you would want to move beyond time tested classics such as
>Faggot
>Nigger
>Retard
...is completely beyond me. You think you're better than us?

>> No.14155934

>>14153233
booger nick

>> No.14155940

>>14153426
That Fuentes is mexican

>> No.14156000

>>14153687
You and thou are grammatically distinct, like I and me.
How can you pretend to be /lit/ and not know this?

>> No.14156158

>>14155860
This doesn’t work during debates at my school anon

>> No.14156165

>>14153233
Just be an Entp bro, we're born the best and most equally proportioned out of all the types.

>> No.14156169

>>14156158
1. You must be 18 to post
2. Increase your chadliness and calling people nigger in debate will become just a cute quirk and an effective rebuttal

>> No.14156230

>>14156165
ENTP books?
Why isn’t ENTJ better? They actually get shit done
>>14156169
I’m in university.....but I’m 6’3” and /fit/....but I don’t want to be expelled

>> No.14156884

I've seen a bit of Fuentes' stream but I don't like that he wants to be an e celeb, looks like he's gonna be a grifter in the future himself, only a bit right of current cuckservatives.

>> No.14156955

>>14156884
hi Ben. Go back to your rat hole dude

>> No.14156974

>>14156955
See? He already has his fanboy defense force and everything. I'm saying it's fine for now and if he moves the overton window of the right enough to destroy conservatism in the US, great, but the dude already is trying to distance himself from ethnonationalism and claiming to support Trump.

>> No.14157034

Nick is a faggot. They’ll ban the little Nazi soon and he’ll end up like Milo.

>> No.14157275
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>>14157034
Milo is already trying to ruin the movement.

>> No.14157313

>>14153233
You fight like a cow!

>> No.14157373

>>14155940
>name is literally fuentes
everyone knows

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>>14155819
Or additionally...

>> No.14157389

>>14157275
What the fuck? Is that real? Wtf happened to Milo?

>> No.14157526

>>14155829
Give me some stock metaphors for things like
>Hairline
You’re hairline is worse than LeBron james
>Wrist Size
>Eye Distance
>Weight
>Psychology (Coward, Onions, Mama’s Boy, Delusional)
>Nose (Pig noise, Hooked Nose)

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>>14153777
>>14156000
nice triple digits!
>>14153233
>>14154611
>>14156955
and nice dubs aswell!
blessed bread

>> No.14159246

>>14158144
Very cool!

>> No.14159816

Oscar Wilde quotes
>Some cause happiness wherever they go, some cause happiness whenever they go
>she was a peacock in every way except beauty

>> No.14159898

>>14157389
sucked one too many dicks

>> No.14159917

Someone once told me that this young man got btfoed by a man named steven bonell the second. Is this true?

>> No.14160220

>>14159816
Post more

>> No.14160242

>>14157379
What a fucking autist

>> No.14160252

>>14156884
He's too emotional and has said too many questionable things.
It won't go anywhere.
I know you think he's not enough of a sperg like you but you're wrong and dumb, people do not like you, you are a cartoon.

>> No.14160264

>>14157275
Will Nick welcome Milo?

>> No.14160271

>>14160252
Better than any right wing pundit. You either get cringelords like shapiro or wignats like richard spencer. Fuentes may be a bit immature but at least he’s not cringe

>> No.14160286

>>14160271
Academic Agent and The Distributist are great but they aren't really leaders.

>> No.14160475

>>14160286
Thanks for the rec

>> No.14160493

Spend time with black people.

>> No.14161097

>>14160493
what if I've already mastered the "bitch-ass. nigga-ass ___" formula?

>> No.14161282
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>>14156884
>only a bit right
keep watching, simp

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>>14160264
>Will Nick welcome Milo?
What ya think?

>> No.14161301

>>14161285
If he has any integrity whatsoever he'll disown that faggot.

>> No.14161395

>>14157275
>It's another episode of annoying retard latches on to fun counterculture

>> No.14161403

>>14153233
Serious question, why do altrighters like this dude even though he's literally mexican? Don't they follow one drop rule?

>> No.14161446

>>14161403
Despite what the media says, Nick's followers aren't actually white nationalists.
They're definitely racist, but they're not advocating for an ethnostate like followers of Richard Spencer who are the people who actually identify as "alt-right" (Spencer is the one who coined the term).

>> No.14161449

>>14153233
You are staring down a dead end, without even realizing it. You only be worse off the longer you walk it.

>> No.14161472

>>14161449
*will

>> No.14161664

>>14157526
Hairline
>There is more of your face to wash every day.
Wrist size (retarded to insult about this)
>limp wristed faggot
>skinny wristed twink
Eye Distance (good idea)
>You have eyes on ya like a fucking fish
> You are one step away from a cyclops
Weight
>You could do with a bra the size of the tits on ya
>you emaciated twink
>if you were any skinnier youd only need one eye
Haircut
>did you get a receipt with that haircut?
>Ive seen better haircuts in Schindlers List
>I hope you didnt pay for that
>Did you lose a bet or something?

You would be getting into specifics after this. Look at facial features and make up stuff from there. Clothes are also easy to insult.

>> No.14162349

>>14161664
>Clothes are also easy to insult
I’m a fashion retard. Can you provide some examples
>bright colors
>tight clothes (for both guys and women)
>baggy clothes
>dressed in all black
>polo shirts
>lack of clothes (girls)

>> No.14162353

>>14153426
Memorising the catechism and reading Feser.

>> No.14162411

>>14156000
I and we*
It’s a plural. Though, I don’t know if Anglos even know what that means.

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>>14162353
>Memorising the catechism
Tips on doing this? Do you know where I can find this book? Can’t find it on libgen

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>>14161446
>Despite what the media says, Nick's followers aren't actually white nationalists.
An honest leftist, what a rarity. It's true, we do not advocate for an ethnostate. We want a white supermajority, which is something like 90% white like it was before the 60s immigration act. We have no intention in deporting or separating ourselves from any other race. We only want to undo the 60s immigration act that radically changed the makeup of the demographics in the country.

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>>14160271
I'd rather get someone like Eric Striker desu

>> No.14162611

>>14161403
As a white nationalist I like him because we align on certain issues. We both want to stop immigration which is the biggest contributing factor to the decline of the white races. Beyond that "step one" we depart because I would like to go further and expatriate non European immigrants and provide a living space for American blacks to rule themselves autonomously and separately.

>> No.14162658

>>14162611
b a l k a n i z e

>> No.14162700

>>14162611
How are right wingers so delusional

>> No.14162730

>>14162532
>having a white supermajority without deporting people

this is impossible.

>> No.14162736

>>14162700
To be delusional is to misapprehend reality. I'm not under the impression that we're currently shutting down immigration or expatriating people. What I said is a goal to be worked towards. You might say it's far fetched or unlikely to ever happen and that's fine but it's not proper to call it a delusion. I'm perceiving reality as I should.

>> No.14162767

>>14162532
>We have no intention in deporting
?

>> No.14162783

>>14162736
>immigration which is the biggest contributing factor to the decline of the white races
Cheap labor props up your fake and gay country.

>> No.14162786

>>14162767
If you actually talk to them, it's the truth. Guys like Nick are Catholic first and foremost. They will tell you that they would rather live in an all black society of devout Catholics than a white society that isn't even Christian.

>> No.14162824

>>14162783
That may or may not be the case but I don't know how that makes me delusional. I suppose you're arguing that deporting people would wreck the economy? If expatriation is done improperly, I agree. We don't have to remove 50 million people overnight in order to save the white race though. It can be done over a period of decades and it can be done in very humane ways. Starting by immediately removing illegals, then providing things like cash incentives for 1st generation immigrants to voluntarily deport and then even going so far as providing long term welfare support for families that have been here for multiple generations.

>> No.14162837

>>14162824
You’re delusional because you think immigrants propping up your country and standards of living is actually destroying you lmao.

>> No.14162844

>>14162824
How would cash incentives lead to first-generation immigrants leaving? The ones who immigrate legally came for jobs not a wad of cash.

>> No.14162861

>>14162837
If you're disputing the empirical reality of the decline of the white race then I think you're the delusional one. In 1965 whites made up 90% of America, and today we're in the 50's or 60's. The trend is still going downward and whites are giving birth below replacement levels. This is not even disputable.

>>14162844
They can either leave voluntarily and take the cash or they can leave involuntarily. Either way they're leaving. Maybe you can come up with some other way to encourage them to leave but we don't have to figure it out right now.

>> No.14162875

>>14162861
your grandchildren are going to be brown whether you like it or not, and we're going to keep driving wages down until your JERB is taken

fuck off, stupid altrightist

>> No.14162882

>>14162875
Okay, it's been fun talking to you.

>> No.14162887

>>14162861
How is whites not fucking the problem of immigrants

>> No.14162913

>>14162887
Studies show that whites who live in mixed neighborhoods or in dangerous areas reproduce less than average, and there's also some economic variables that go into the equation but even if none of this was true, whites deserve the ability to control their own destiny. If whites refuse to reproduce in a white ethnostate, then we'll die in grace. We shouldn't have to tolerate being replaced. We wouldn't ask any other people to do what whites are being forced into.

>> No.14162914

>>14162783
You mean props up the wealth of the elites

>> No.14162918

>>14162887
Do you really think this is an argument?

>> No.14162920

>>14162887
>how are people not breeding because of decreasing living conditions not a problem of decreasing living conditions?

>> No.14163217

>>14162453
There's probably other books about the method of loci on Liibgen.

>> No.14163245

>>14153233
>I'm slightly miffed, hardly even offended
"Fucker", "Motherfucker", "Son of a bitch", "Cunt", etc

>I'm so offended by your idiocy that I'm physically boiling over
"Listen here you knuckle-dragging troglodyte"
"You couldn't catch a fish you're so ugly."
"Your whore of a mother wept when you were born, and her darkest, truest secret is that they were not tears of joy, but tears of shame"
"History will forget your name before you're even in the ground"

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>>14162875
>yyour grandchildren are going to be brown whether you like it or not
Imagine believing this. Over my dead body, pajeet.

>> No.14163293

>>14162875
You're obviously being flippant but this is a pretty common attitude among the left. I think it's very shortsighted because the history of inventions, technological progress, environmentalism, space exploration, and wealth creation is a history dominated by white people. There's no real sign of this changing either. Even the technologically and economically advanced Chinese don't invent much. Why would you cheer the destruction of a people that provide such services to the world?

>> No.14163303

>>14163293
>Why would you cheer the destruction of a people that provide such services to the world?
Because reduction to mediocrity is the core of the socialist ideology.
The opposite would be advocating for eugenics.

>> No.14163358

>>14160286
>The Distributist
Shame he's going on a hiatus

>> No.14163371

>>14161395
It's officially over when Sargon jumps in

>> No.14163375

>>14162913
You're being "replaced" because whites are mixing. If whites only bred with whites there wouldn't be any loss. Face it, you're in the minority who even cares about this shit. You'll never get it off the ground

>> No.14163383

>>14153233
>when you realize the incel Nick's entire shtick to become a conservative leader that emerges from his mom's basement is just to get white pussy in the end
fucking spics

>> No.14163403

>>14163375
The globohomo idea was a minority thing when it started getting going
The idea of a majority leading a revolution or changing the culture is a myth.

>> No.14163421

>>14163375
The rate of miscegenation among whites is not much greater than its ever been, and it certainty isn't high enough to explain the white populations demographic reality. Since 1965 we started bring in a lot of non-white people and that's when the total percentage of white people started to fall. This is a far more simpler explanation which better fits the empirical facts so I think it's silly to dispute it. Either way it's not even important. The white population is declining and I want to reverse it no what is causing it and I want an American ethnostate no matter how we got to the present moment.

The number of people who currently agree with me is not something that's going to discourage me. The sort of people who changed the immigration law in 1965 and touted diversity as being the greatest value used to be a fringe minority, but then at some point they stopped being a fringe minority. This is the story of almost every political movement. I hope to also make it the history of the white nationalist movement.

>> No.14163843

>>14157275
Thankfully nobody pays attention to him.

>> No.14164280

>>14161446
I wouldn't even call Richard Spencer a white nationalist. He's a supremacist or imperialist. He thinks that white people should rule over others.

>> No.14164290

>>14163421
based

>>14164280
no he doesn't

>> No.14164367

>>14162837
They're not propping up anything, they're just devaluing labor

>> No.14164379

>>14164290
He absolutely does, guy is a cartoon villain.

>> No.14164386

>>14164379
He doesn't. Listen to his podcast.

>> No.14164415

>>14164290
>no he doesn't
Not him, btw. I mean... when it comes to defining the "should" part it gets complicated. But Spencer does envision a future where the white race (a white empire) is at least a major world player, if not at the top in some way.
I don't think he wants to dominate other races in this caricature evil way, just that the white race will have a leading role because it's good at it.

>>14164379
I don't think that's very accurate.
Another way of putting it is he believes the white race is destined to be great.
Saying he thinks "it should rule" would also mean he was asking for moral justification, but he's more Nietschean in this regard.

Btw, I'm not defending him. He said some really bad things and so on.

>> No.14164467

https://twitter.com/i/status/1191182890194722816

>> No.14164476

>>14164415
He subscribes to Dugin's multipolar meme. He's against the US being the sole superpower.

>> No.14164524

>>14164467
That rant had nothing to do with the woman's death, though. He was pissed off (and on a larp trip) because the police and city authorities really fucked up that day and it was probably intentional.
But the whole movement was and still is very immature and not ready for mainstream politics.

>> No.14164552

>>14153233
Become redpilled and realise insulting people doesn't benefit you in a single way but only strengthens anything negative that could potentially happen

>> No.14164648

>>14164524
The rally was a disaster because of the woman's death.
Guy is a megalomaniacal narcissist.

>> No.14164676

>>14164648
>The rally was a disaster because of the woman's death.
That's just what the media grabbed onto.

But the mess largely happened because the police and city didn't do their job of providing protection and order. Go watch some first hand reports/footage if you're curious.

>Guy is a megalomaniacal narcissist.
I agree.

>> No.14164768

>>14163421
Ain't no brakes on the coal train, baby. But shit, y'all can throw yaselves in front of the tracks if you want, more white pussy for me

>> No.14164868

>>14164768
>muh dick
Don't ever wonder why people consider you subhuman

>> No.14164900

I find that randomly quoting shakespeare when someone makes you mad always gets them
Just drop a "Grief joys, joy grieves, on slender accident." on them and the bitch will be pale as a moon

>> No.14165420

>>14155940
> quick let's push purity spiralling before we get expelled for the 110th time

He looks and acts white. That's enough.

>> No.14165431

>>14164379
he's a zionist shill

>> No.14165443

>>14164676
>police providing protection and order for protestors who want to dismantle the current US system
I mean, everyone is entitled to protest bla bla all that sure. But, interests are interests at the end of the day. They knew what they were doing lol.

>> No.14165499

>>14164768
Very forced, no coon actually talks like this.

>> No.14165807

>>14153233
Who are some GOAT polemical writers?

>> No.14166646

>>14165807
This

>> No.14167136

>>14153233
On Nick and the Groypers

https://twitter.com/The_Anti_Boomer/status/1194518640478978051

>> No.14167381

>>14167136
Twitter is such a retarded website. I'm not going to read a series of 20 tweets.

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>>14167381
You're right, it's a shitty website. Here's the whole thread.

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just putting this here
its a meme but i can't not mention it when you ask, and you ask here of all places

>> No.14167704

>>14161285
>that thumb
Disgusting. Lost all credibility.

>> No.14168623

>>14153687
Thou and thine are impersonal forms, one would use them if the person they're talking to is a stranger or not a close member in your life. You, on the other hand is personal, something one would use when talking to a friend.

>> No.14168646

>>14168623
It's the opposite, you was the formal/plural, like vous in French, and eventually became the only form in English. Thou was the personal/singular and was dropped because the English are too stuffy to be intimate

>> No.14169599

>>14167704
Kys