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1412995 No.1412995 [Reply] [Original]

Holiday + weekend = this place is completely fucking unreadable. There are no good discussions on any of the 15 pages. Which is not to say that there aren't good posts, it's just no one is responding to any of the good ones. You're only responding to shit, because you are shit.

Go back to school already, you cancer.

>> No.1412997

I'm sorry...

>> No.1413038

god damn do i want to suck that (I'm a straight male)

>> No.1413045

Oh just fuck off then.
No one's laughing.

>> No.1413046
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>>1413038
i'm a str88888888888 boi too and i would LOOOOOVE to suck that

>> No.1413048

>>1413038
I'm not sure you're straight at all.

>> No.1413051

>>1413045
>if you don't like it leave
This kind of shitty reasoning belongs in YouTube comments
also not OP

>> No.1413057

U mad that I got a big dick and use it on WOMEN not MEN? You fuckin' fag. Bet you've never worn a christ necklace, you fuckin' devil bate.

>> No.1413064

>>1413045
nah man i lol'd

>> No.1413075

I'm straight and all, but that's a damn nice cock, son. Well done.

>> No.1413081

>>1413038
>I'm straight and want to suck that dick
>I'm straight
NOPE

>> No.1415732

lol

>> No.1415744

that metal shit is sickening ugh, get that bdsm shit out of my /lit/.

OP there are good threads, just people like you give this place a downer atmosphere & no one appreciates them. you know like koroviev's sexuality thread. the absurdist guy who had the world figured out, stuff like that is popular.

another mood thing i notice giving a biased impression is D&E owning someone on an off-topic thread then people get all bitchy about it because he does it in a humorous way. OP is just a NO FUN fggt.

>> No.1415746

>>1415744
*on-topic lol

>> No.1415750

Permaban xtabyr please. First step in /lit/s road to recovery.

>> No.1415754

>>1415750
how?

people moan why /lit/ doesn't have any meme's compared to what the other boards can come up with. it's this pretentious no-fun attitude that stifles that.

TRUTH

>> No.1415757

tripfags piss me off

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>>1415754
What the fuck is pretentious about wishing that you never existed?

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>>1415760
>What the fuck is pretentious about wishing that you never existed?

you'd be surprised

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>>1415765
That made me giggle. Here's a pic of my pet rat, dave, as a reward

>> No.1415772

>>1415760
>What the fuck is pretentious about wishing that you never existed?
because you want rid of something that you cannot understand. wanting me gone implies you do understand when you obviously don't.

>> No.1415777

>>1415770
cool rat.

>> No.1415779

>>1415765
god-tier film, not even joking.

i bet the same goofballs that call Holden 'angtsy' call this film emo, when it's about Divine Intervention as made clear in the Director's Cut.

>> No.1415783

>>1415772
So basically your saying that the word pretentious is so ambiguous that it can be applied to anybody you're having a bit of a tiff with?? Don't make me break out the oed definition of 'pretentious'.
Do the world a favour and kill yourself

>> No.1415788

>>1415779
Hipster shite imo

>> No.1415790

>So basically your saying that the word pretentious is so ambiguous that it can be applied to anybody you're having a bit of a tiff with??
no, that's what the people that call me a 'hipster' do.

>Pretentious - Attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed

then read >>1415760
to know why it's pretentious.

that's even ignoring the fact i meant /lit/ is pretentious in the way it thinks it's superior to every other board. not that i mentioned that or anything just that me 'not existing' is a bit of a random thing to bring-up out of nowhere. i thought you were joking.

>> No.1415793

>>1412995
This thread is a fantastic example of why /lit/ is shit at the moment. Good call OP. Can't wait for the holidays to finish.

>> No.1415798

I was thinking of trying some auto-erotic asphyxiation, a bit like that boy from INXS. My plan of action is to attatch myself to my bedroom door with my trouser belt, thus, preventing any unwanted visitors from barging in at the wrong moment. I'm really looking forward to this. Are there any safety precautions that I should take into account before I proceed?
After a lot of deliberation and lurking I decided that /lit/ would be the appropriate board to pose this question.