/lit/ - Literature

anything written by anne rice

>>14075692
Stoner nerd girl novel?
Happily unaware of any.

>>14075692
An Essay on Criticism by Alexander Pope
Adeversis Marcionem by Tertullian
Variation, Senescence, and Neoplasia in Cultured Somatic Cells by John W. Littlefield
Cambodia on 5 Dollars a Day

>>14075692
looks like the dude from les rallizes

>>14075692
Is this autism?

>>14075787
anything fixation thats remotely nerdy is autism nowadays so yes

>>14075692
She has giant hands.

>the gf /v/ deserves

>>14075811
>ywn have her hug yoo

I want her to read Pynchon to me while I fuck her

>>14075692
My first thought was she's 32, too old. Then I realized that's only 7 years older than me. 18 year olds are 7 year younger than me. Fuck time, man.

>>14076131
It's better to keep your mentality aligned with your years. Better for honesty and fulfilment.

>>14075787
>many videos of her eating oreos from baggies
>anime movies reviews
>One of my most Favorite Dialogue of all time that came from Taken 2
yeah it's autism.

looks like she has some pretty massive and saggy milkers in some of those videos. i definitely would fuck her.

She really needs to start taking care of her hair, she could be very cute.

>32 year old woman who works at Taco Bell and talks like a down syndrome Spicoli


Yeah I'm thinking she's /lit/

imagine being older than 23

>>14075692
her >>14075769 diary desu

>>14076415
around 62% of /lit/ posters are actually 23 and under.

>>14075692
this is pretty based

>>14075692
this is hilarious, idk if i can think of a novel this funny off the top of my head

>>14076415
It's surprisingly great. The whole glorification of youth meme admen have been pushing for the last century is all wrong.

>>14077368
Except being young is better because people generally don't want to fuck old people. If you want to feel good about getting older, don't read Houellebecq. That sort of blackpilling is hard to recover from.

>>14075787
Literally unironically autism

>>14077382
I've read Houellebecq. Much of his work is an indictment against the glorification of youth. Women find me much more attractive now than they did when I was 20. If you're a woman, however, being younger is certainly preferable.

>>14075796
I wish there was a stigma attached to autism like Downs Syndrome to weed out the fakers. It's becoming over diagnosed to the point that anyone slightly socially awkward is autistic. I realized that like ADHD the term has drastically changed after finding out Roseanne and Billy West proclaim they're on the spectrum. That's not to say there aren't any real autistic people and you'll know them when you see them.

>>14077382
>>14077436
this is your brain on the COOM

>>14075692
confederacy of dunces. ignatius has a female love interest and shes probably this girl

>tfw Butterfly wont let me read her diary desu
Why even live?

>>14075692
i don't mean this as an insult, but her speech patterns indicate some sort of mental disability so be nice please

>>14078082
I wonder how she smells. Do you think she smells comfy? Like cotton or linen? Does she wear perfume?

>>14075692
Is this Butterfly?

>>14077382
>muh dik

>>14078105
Guys please, I don't know what I'l do if I dont find out. I might hurt myself.

>>14078050
Myrna Minkoff Isn’t like this girl

>>14078205
Butterfly what do you smell like? Do you wear perfume?

>>14078209
>Do you wear perfume?
Not really. Shits expensive. Last one I tried was a Tom Ford... tobacco oud, tobacco vanilla was also nice

>>14078262
Would you let me hug you and smell you?

>>14075769
Fuck off

>>14078262
Would you let me kiss you on the forehead and cheeks?

>>14078262
Butterfly I can't contain myself anymore. I love you. I want to clutch you tightly and kiss you on the lips. You are my muse.

>>14078332
I apologize for this one, I didn't mean it.

>>14075692
OH MY GOD SHE IS SO IRONIC AND COOL BRO SHES SO CHIQUE AND AESTHETIC BRO YFW YOULL NEVER HHAVE COOL QUIRKY IRONIC GF LOL :)

>>14078346
How does he invert his torso across the y axis like that?

>>14078262
Butterfly you are soft and smell nice. All I want is one kiss from you and it will please me greatly

i really wish you guys would stop talking about the love of my life like that. thanks.

>>14078368
Fuck you. She likes me more than she likes you. She doesn't even know who you are.

Butterfly are you a feminist? What do you think of Virginia Woolf?

>>14078373
Uh uh I'm schizoanon and shes a voice in my head.

She loves me more.

>>14078380
That's not the real butterfly, it's a demon taking advantage of your desperation in order to harvest more loosh from you. Butterfly is mine. She loves me and lets me kiss her on the neck.

>>14078393
Meant to reply to >>14078386

the people commenting in her videos are equally autistic it seems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09In-zCFSGU

>>14078373
why do i have pics of her delicious tummy then?

>>14078470
They're publicly available. Reported for trolling and being ableist towards schizos.

>>14078482
Reporting someone then saying you reported them is a bannable offence.

>>14078514
Yeah well you're implying that you reported me within this post so you're also breaking the rules.

>>14078519
I did not report you, I wouldn't have said so in a post if I had done it.

>>14075778
YES

>>14075722
Including the fetish erotica about sleeping beauty?

>>14075692
The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao
The Disaster Artist

>>14076678
>only 62%
Seems low. Age check threads seem to show 95%+ under 20 which would make sense since most posts seem like they're made from pretentious first semester university students.

>>14080788
I actually take my data from the age threads.

Is she INTP?

>>14075692
What type of mental illness is this?

>>14081291
The very slow talking says a learning disability. Probably quite strong

>>14078380
I don’t need to identify as a feminist since it’s already a part of being a socialist.
I like Woolf. Will be reading more of her in the future.
I found a copy of The Waves and DLed a collection of essays

>>14081291
Like George Carlin said. She’s just sloooow

>>14076131
>>14076678
the first pokemon games were released in 1996. people who are 23 now have never known a world without pokemon.

I probably chatted with her on Serebii

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbM3khIG6Yc

So this is the power of /pol/.

>>14075692
Is there a name for that pattern of speech that many autists seem to have? Why do they talk that way?

>>14075692
that growl at 12:04

>>14081745
d-do you think she sounds like that when she cums?