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I am getting married soon and I need to pick a Bible passage to read at the wedding. Any recommendations?

>> No.14038074
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>>14038055
Ezekiel 23:20: "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

>> No.14038076

2 Kings 2:23-25

>> No.14038086

1 Corinthians chapter 7

>> No.14038091

4 Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. 5 It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. 6 Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. 7 It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

>> No.14038150

>>14038055

Job 38:7

>While the morning stars sang together and all the angels shouted for joy

Then you tell her that if you could concentrate in one phrase all the joys, pleasures, happinesses, longings, and little daily glories of a lifetime beside her, you would describe them with this verse. That this verse is like all the good she does to your soul distilled in one cup of meaning.

>> No.14038190

And Jesus wept.

>> No.14038206

>>14038055
Congratulations. I know a lot of the young men here despise women but I envy you. I'd be thrilled to find someone who would marry me.

>> No.14038216

Proverbs 6:20-35

>> No.14038229

If you have a daughter
>When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she shall not go out as the male slaves do.
Then proceed to explain the good price you’ll get for her.

>> No.14038284

>>14038150
This is beautiful. Have not read much into Job like I should have, but this makes me want to. (not op by the way)

>> No.14038313

>>14038284

It comes from the speech of God from inside the bowels of the storm in the end of the book. hat speech is one of the greatest poems ever written.

I'm not religious or christian, but that poem sure seems like divinity itself speaking.

>> No.14038359

Simon Peter said to them: Let Mariham go out from among us, for women are not worthy of the life. Iesous said: Look, I will lead her that I may make her male, in order that she too may become a living spirit resembling you males. For every woman who makes herself male will enter into the kingdom of heaven.

>> No.14038429

>>14038055
Proverbs 31:3
>Give not thy strength unto women, nor thy ways to that which destroyeth kings.

>> No.14038469

For me it's 2 Chronicles
4:8 He made also ten tables, and placed them in the temple, five on the right side, and five on the left. And he made an hundred basons of gold.
4:9 Furthermore he made the court of the priests, and the great court, and doors for the court, and overlaid the doors of them with brass.
4:10 And he set the sea on the right side of the east end, over against the south.
4:11 And Huram made the pots, and the shovels, and the basons. And Huram finished the work that he was to make for king Solomon for the house of God;

>> No.14040084

>>14038055
Revelations, the whole thing.

>> No.14040093

>>14038091
overdone

>> No.14040095

>>14038055
Kys

>> No.14040100

>>14038074
fpbp

>>14038055
Deuteronomy 22:21
>The woman must be taken to the door of her father’s home, and there the men of the town must stone her to death, for she has committed a disgraceful crime in Israel by being promiscuous while living in her parents’ home. In this way, you will purge this evil from among you.

>> No.14040113

>>14038055
or if you're feeling froggy

Gospel of Thomas 114
>Simon Peter said to them, "Make Mary leave us, for females don't deserve life."

>Jesus said, "Look, I will guide her to make her male, so that she too may become a living spirit resembling you males. For every female who makes herself male will enter the domain of Heaven."

>> No.14040135

John 15 1-7

>> No.14040161

>>14038055
Congrats, Anon! As a married man myself (twenty years now), I always like to see someone else jump off the dock! I hope it works out well for you. Just remember that when troubles come (and they will) being able to pull together as a team will make a huge difference. Marriage can be a true life partnership, at its best.

>> No.14040175

>>14038055
>getting married in 2019
Where did you find a respectable wife? Also congrats, I hope it works out for you.

>> No.14040216

>>14040175
I second this, where did you find a modest woman in the current year? Don't tell me you married a slut anon

>> No.14040223

>>14040175
who said she was respectable?

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>>14038074
BASED AND PILLED

>> No.14040242

>>14038190
kek

>> No.14040245

>>14040100
based

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>>14040161
>Congrats, Anon! As a married man myself (twenty years now), I always like to see someone else jump off the dock!

>> No.14040401

>>14038055
>NIGGERS could be here
>I've never been in this neighborhood before
>NIGGERS could be anywhere

>> No.14040428

>>14038055
Song of Solomon 2:10-13

>> No.14040688

>>14040175
OP here, met her at church.

>> No.14040699

>Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
>And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life

>> No.14040755

>>14038055
>wedding
I just signed a bunch of documents.

>> No.14041089

>>14040755
Yeah I would have rather just eloped but that wouldn't have been fair to her. Plus my family would give me crap about it.

>> No.14041093

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's OX

>> No.14041709

>>14038055

>And Jesus answering said unto them, The children of this world marry, and are given in marriage:
>But they which shall be accounted worthy to obtain that world, and the resurrection from the dead, neither marry, nor are given in marriage:
>Neither can they die any more: for they are equal unto the angels; and are the children of God, being the children of the resurrection.

>> No.14041728

>>14040113
wtf I love trannies now

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>>14038055
Look upon this hammer I hold before me, for it is far more than a weapon. It is a symbol of the Imperial justice that smites the diabolic enemies of the Imperium wherever they are found, just as I. Though it has banished even a mighty Greater Daemon to the hell from which it was spawned, it remains true and pure, just as I. Furthermore, it is a symbol of my order and my office, of the authority granted to me by the divine will of the Emperor. By that authority, I am commanding you and your entire regiment to obey me without question or hesitation. Advance, or it will not be daemonic blood that stains my hammer this day.

--- Codex: Daemonhunters (3rd Edition), p. 22

*

Though Mankind is at the brink of this great apotheosis, you must be ever vigilant for the stillborn harbingers of this change. Where you seek the pure and strong, there too will you find the impure and weak. Where you find but one worthy of life, you will also find a million twisted, deformed monstrosities for whom death by your hand is a mercy. Therefore, look first for the mutant, for he may never hide his sin from you, and in his midst there will be revealed to you that which you seek. But be ever vigilant, for even should you find one with the gift, only one in a thousand psykers will be strong enough to resist the perils of the Empyrean and be allowed to live.

--- Codex: Witch Hunters (3rd Edition), p. 9