/lit/ - Literature

Do you look like her?

Staggletooth is stealing your attention

>>1402829
no, i'm a boy.

>>1402831
no, he's stealing the hate. i just want the love.

>>1402842
Well, then get the fuck out.
The photo only works because the chick is hot. Imagine a fat hulk sitting there.

i'm not fat. i'm skinnyfat & sensitive & effeminate. i think you would like me if we try :)

>>1402852
WTF is skinnyfat? Is that like being prettyugly?

>>1402856

It's a person who has a slender physique but is so lazy and gluttonous that forces their stomach to swell, making them kind of like a spider with a large body and gangly arms.

>>1402856
no it just means you have no muscle. anyway a guy on here that saw me irl said i was really skinny so i can be whatever you want me to <3

>>1402860
thats a terrible way to put it :(

you didnt look very ripped yourself truman.

skinnyfat is a skinny person who is thin but w/o tone, with a soft belly. your average skinny person basically.

>>1402879
>your average skinny person basically
maybe in the usa but not here.

I understand, now. A guy who puts fat only on his gut. Usually accompanied with a bald spot of some diameter.

skinnyfat.

>>1402891
no bald spot. i have a thick head of hair.

muscle is so gay its not like we're in cave men times anymore. also skinny fat means nicer to rest head on & i want to be petted.

newfag here is OP insane or troll?

>>1402893
She's not fat at all.

And,
>>1402896
Only lazy assholes say stuff like this. Don't use modernity to justify the fact that you just plain don't want to lift a weight or take a jog.

>>1402899
yes she's 'skinny' but the 'fat' part comes from a lack of muscle/tone. it's better than saying 'skinny-notone' or something.

>>1402899
>Don't use modernity to justify the fact that you just plain don't want to lift a weight or take a jog
i do exercise. i dont lift though. that just means that i have normal fat but no muscle.

>>1402885

That's how I understand skinny fat, go ask /fit/.

You don't look very skinnyfat, ty.

>>1402904
the meetup guy said i'm 'holocaust thin', i think ill just settle for skinnyfat.

also you didnt see me at the mitchell, i saw you.

>>1402885

Also, don't let my youthful features fool you.

I work part time as a swimming pool lifeguard, you know.

I hear "skinnyfat" and think "chubby but doesn't want to say it."

Since when does "skinny" and "thin" mean the same as emaciated? Jesus.

DE WHITE BOY TROUBLES!
(WHITE BOY TROUBLES!)
DE WHITE BOY TROUBLES!
(BOY GOT TROUBLES!)
OH WHAT A BOIDENNN!
(OH, HEAVY BOIDENNN!)

>>1402910
if skinnyfat is chubby then whats normal fat? obese? then whats obese?

>>1402908
>I work part time as a swimming pool lifeguard, you know
so does that mean you have muscle? do girls like muscle so much?

>>1402912
i knew you'd get mad eventually d&e, that i'm not carrying the small load like you are :)

>>1402913

What muscle I have is quite lean and toned, so it's like I can rip my teeshirt with a flex.

And the majority of Glaswegian girls do like muscle, however emos and goth girls care far less.

OH GOD /lit/ GIVE ME ATTENTION PLEASE

I NEED YOUR ACKNOWLEDGMENT OR I WILL DIE

MY LIFE IS EMPTY AND MEANINGLESS WITHOUT YOUUUUUU

>>1402924
>And the majority of Glaswegian girls do like muscle, however emos and goth girls care far less
so is there like only 'normal' 'goth' & 'emo' catergories here. i havent been out much :/ you always try to depress me on here dont you.

>>1402912
I love you.

>>1402930>I love you>check post its replying to>hope >d&e post;______________;
it wasnt even one of his witty posts why you do this to me. what happened to the person that loves me on here?>>1402930
>I love you
>check post its replying to
>hope
>d&e post
;______________;

it wasnt even one of his witty posts why you do this to me. what happened to the person that loves me on here?

>>1402929

Normal girls are orange faced whores, they consist of around 70% of the teenage female population. The rest are either cathouse goths (essentially emos) or torturously pretentious hipsters who hang around HMV and Pret a Manger.

There is a residual amount of intelligent, quiet girls, however they became impossible to locate after Borders shut down.

>>1402943
that sounds strangely scientific. do you chart this?

>>1402943
Ohhh my God. My God. Are you, like, even try-ing to say that like, girls my age are--whatever, like, fake-bakers, and have, like, nothing to say; or whatever? What a dick. Oh my God, what a dick.

>>1402910
Nah, "chubby but doesn't want to say it" is "curvy".

>>1402946

I find observing these things closely makes them easier to deal with.

>>1402949

Yes I am saying that.

I wasn't saying "skinnyfat" means "chubby." I was saying that that's what I think of when I hear it.

Frankly, I think everyone within readshot should never say some shitty buzzword as dumb as "skinnyfat" again.
It sounds to me like the guy is just normal and doesn't want to sound so boring. Well, that's what you get when you can't be bothered to go to a gym.

>>1402959
I've never heard a guy, other than on 4chan, use the word but it was popular amongst the girls when I was in high school *shrug* I think it's normal too, but everybody has different ideas for normal weight it seems, at least with skinnyfat you get the general idea.

>>1402965
Clearly not since I thought it was "chubby but couching the fact."

>>1402968
You don't count.

>>1402959

Yes I am saying that.

>>1402946

I find observing these things closely makes them easier to deal with.

>>1402983

The fuck? I never retyped that, and it won't let me delete it, sorry.

>>1402983
also your samefag skills are remarkable as always today truman as in not very

Yeah I bet observing is all this Trufag guy does