/lit/ - Literature

>>14015482
no but you will get laid after reading THIS book

>>14015490
Holy bible.

Probably
assuming you're not dying and you read it now you have a long time to get laid so it will probably happen sometime after you read it

Kama Sutra explains what a meaningful relationship is. And tells you how to get laid. Just saying.

>>14015482
if you need a book to get laid no you wont

>>14015482
No, it's a compilation of dubious historical facts which you will immediately forget after reading. Complete and total waste of time

You could try integrating traits of the different "seductive characters" described into your own personality & style of interacting with chicks and might get you somewhere. Just dont take it too far

>>14015482
Do-does it have...smutty stories with each chapter like the other ones?

>>14015482
Yes. By Ms. Palmala Handerson.

>>14015482
does this guy look like he knows how to get pussy?

>>14017886
Why would you ever take hook-up advice from an attractive guy unless you were attractive yourself?

>>14017897
would you take weight loss advice from someone who's fat? no so why take advice on getting laid from someone who looks like a virgin

>>14017897
Oh, I get it, it's like the riddle. You are in need of a haircut and are on an island with only two barbers. One has a great haircut, and the other has a bad haircut. Which one do you hire to cut your hair?

>>14017902
Bad hair cut guy

>>14017886
>big think

>>14017902
great haircut guy because any barber worth their shit can do a self-haircut