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>watching a university girls vlog
>in the middle she goes to her bf's and leaves
>says "succesful dick appointment"
>sex was 20 seconds in this 12 minute vlog
>sex was such a small unimportant moment of her day

>> No.13984408

>>13984407
How do you orgasm in only 20 seconds?

>> No.13984410

>>13984407
I know that feel and it makes me sad and full of rage however fuck off this is a literature board
Also post it

>> No.13984414

>>13984407
>20 seconds
Where's the fun in that? Foreplay should be at least 20 minutes.

>> No.13984415

>>13984410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QeOK6MMrZQ

16 minutes not 12

>> No.13984417

>>13984414
>>13984408
it was 20 seconds of the VIDEO you plums

>> No.13984427

>>watching a university girls vlog

>> No.13984430
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13984430

>>13984415
why did god bring me into this world

>> No.13984432

>>13984407
>2019
>he's still sad about being a virgin
there are much more important things to be sad about

>> No.13984438

>>13984415
The Kali Yuga

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13984450

>>13984415
Shallow observations after watching only 30 seconds
1. pic related obviously

2. there's nothing more insufferable than vapid cunts from the home counties. The posturing, the accent, the forced kookiness, the belligerence, everything

3. what the fuck is this editing style. This is the kind of shit that teenage autists like me made/laughed at in YouTube poops a decade ago and now it's the default video style of the most basic of basic bitches. I don't understand how this happened.

>> No.13984452

>>13984432
Name five

>> No.13984453

>>13984452
racism, climate collapse, the coming recession, my suicidal urges and yo moma's ass